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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel par “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he reached the news channel.

“On the news today, strange lights began appear all over San Francisco” The anchor reported, “Scientists are scrambling to find the cause, while religious leaders are calling it the end of days”

“How bogus...” Miles moaned as he reached for his iPod, inserted his headphones. He played some quiet musique and laid down on his bed.

As Miles drifted off into a sleep-like trance, the window began to creak open. As the window opened, a small but thick green translucent worm with a single eye on the front of it, crawled through the open window. It slowly and quietly inched its way until it reached Miles. It looked towards him, and began to bury itself in his arm.

“GAH!” Miles yipped as he grabbed his arm in pain. It felt as if a drill was cutting through the flesh and bone of his left arm, his écriture arm. His superior arm.

“Hey!” A young, feminine voice called out. It sounded like a girl about seventeen years old, the same age as Miles.

“What the hell was that?!” Miles asked, trying to ignore the throbbing pain in his arm. He scanned the room and saw nothing.

“It’s me, silly!” The feminine voice called out as the flesh on Mile’s left hand began to form a pair of lips, and a single eye came out of his pinkie finger.

“What the hell are you?!!” Miles screamed as he ran to the bathroom, almost throwing up.

“So this is what it’s like to have a human host...It feels strange...” The feminine voice stated as the eye blinked.

“Ew...what the hell are you?” Miles asked the strange creature that was now living inside of him.

“I’m...well...I don’t have a name...” The feminine creature a dit as it blinked to test out it’s new eyes.

“Can toi get out of my body?” Miles politely asked the thing.

“Why?” The feminine voice questioned as it looked at Miles.

“Well It’s because-”

“You have pretty hair” The feminine voice interrupted, smiling. Miles blushed a little. People would tell him that his hair was pretty, but he never believed them until now.

“Well...why did toi come into my body?” Miles asked the feminine voice.

“We came here to get a new body, and I chose you” The feminine voice answered, “You seem pretty lonely and you’re adorable to boot”

“Did that thing just call me cute?” Miles thought to himself.

“Yes, I did” The feminine voice stated.

“Did she just read my mind?” Miles thought to himself in amazement.

“Yes, I did. Again” The feminine voice stated. Miles sighed as his stomach roared. He remembered that he didn’t eat dinner.

“Anyways...I’m going to get a snack...” Miles told the feminine voice.

“What’s a snack?” The feminine voice asked Miles.

“It’s something to eat” Miles told the feminine voice. New thoughts began to traverser, croix Miles as he went to the fridge. How did this thing come here? Does it have to do with the glowing lights in the sky? And why does it keep calling him cute? He put these thoughts aside as he pulled out a box of strawberries.

“Those look yummy!” The feminine voice exclaimed as it used Miles hand to open the box and used it’s mouth to devour all of the strawberries, spilling fraise jus, jus de everywhere.

“I guess toi were hungrier than me...” Miles sighed as he looked at this thing.

“Strawberries...can that be my name?” The thing asked Miles.

“Uh...sure...why not?” Miles told the thing.

“Strawberry! That’s me!” fraise cheered, happily spinning, twisting his hand three-hundred and sixty degrees.

“This is strangest thing that’s ever happened to me...” Miles thought, smiling at Strawberry.

“So why are toi here?” Miles asked Strawberry. fraise stopped her joyful dancing and looked at Miles with a sad expression on her eye and lips.

“I don’t like to talk about it...” fraise told Miles.

“Please?”

“Alright...” fraise sighed.

At the other side of the city, plus of the green-translucent worms began to chercher out new hosts. A homeless man looked down at a pile of rotted nourriture that he had collected from a trashcan.

“Yum...” The homeless man whispered as he prepared to the eat the garbage. Suddenly, a green-translucent worm jumped from the trash and into homeless mans mouth. As the homeless screamed, his mouth began to contort and shift.

“Are toi alright?” A woman with a bag of groceries asked as she the homeless man, convulsing.

“Yes...I am...but I’m hungry...” The homeless man answered, hiding a sadistic grin.

“What would toi like to eat?” The woman asked. The homeless man picked himself up and turned to the woman, revealing a long, spiked tongue. His cheeks had turned into hands with mouths on each finger having a mouth filled with cavity wrecked teeth.

“You!” The homeless man replied as he grabbed the woman with his long tongue and devoured her, tearing her flesh from her bones.

(End of Chapter 1)

(I know this doesn't relate to MLP, but I thought I would post a prévisualiser so that lots of people could see)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:34 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The griffon was assigned to drive a westbound freight train to Denver. Orion was also going to Denver in another train. Both of their trains were right suivant to each other.

Hawkeye: *Holding two buckets marked grease, and gives the one with water to Metal Gloss*
Griffon: What are toi up to?
Hawkeye: Do toi know anything about grease?
Griffon: No.
Hawkeye: Well it actually helps if toi put some on the rails. That way, your engines will get a lot of grip when they start off.
Griffon: Really?
Hawkeye: Yeah....
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posted by mariofan14
Why has my only brother joined up with the enemy? Why has Scorpan betrayed me? His aid should have been vital in my conquests against those weak mortals, but he had many other thoughts, all that hurt me hard. Why has he forsaken me to the princesses?! Damn you, Scorpan! toi are not my brother!

I had a goal in mind. I wanted to conquer the entire world, turning it into what it should be: a world under my order and rule, making the mortals' lives a living hell. But the fight against the princesses ruined everything! It was because of their cowardice that banished me to the pits of Tartarus, just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is papillon
This is Papillon
SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police poney 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police poney 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, toi will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies escorted the prisoners to the harbor where...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW an ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some pistolets into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I l’amour Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....
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added by izfankirby
i didn't think anyone would actually do this! xD woo! RWBY! MLP!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aina was écriture down a christmas list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the suivant episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like toi during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game montrer wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Rainbow Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real grange burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have arc en ciel Dash with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
cul, ass cul, ass Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring arc en ciel Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arc en ciel as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the cul, ass cul, ass Inn. It's got a secret strip club run par two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the jour Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police...
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AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. toi need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew toi your whole life.
Saten: toi mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew toi your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, toi always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) toi were drunk.
Saten: If it makes toi feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if toi say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
arc en ciel Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, arc en ciel Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi arc en ciel Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't toi see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are toi going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit,...
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posted by DragonAura15
 Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Dragon-88
 Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Blazin' Blue, whom I know toi know as my main OC, is getting to know his new friend Crystal Gleam after meeting her at the train station to welcome her. While many looked at her weird, and some a dit "What's an alicorn doing here in Ponyville? She belongs in Canterlot!", she was welcomed par the blue unicorn and shown around town. After a while, Blazin' decided to get to know her better, and learned she loved gaming and hunting for gems. He lets her go walk around par herself to discover plus on her own...NOTE: There is a swear word in this article. toi have been warned.

Crystal: I wonder if I...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Oh meh gawd. This was the best movie since Frozen. And still, I just like La Reine des Neiges for like two days. But this. This. This is a masterpiece. A BUCKING MASTERPIECE. It was like--and then--and she--and they--and her--and she said--and OH MY BUCKING GOD. What does this movie mean for S5? I mean, seriously, number one, HOW THE HELL DID TWILIGHT GET THE MIRROR INTO HER CASTLE? I mean, did she like, say, "Oh hey, Celestia, can I come over and steal that mirror?" and then was she like "Okay Twilight" and they just did that? ou like did she have a normal mirror and make it magic with a spell? Well, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks montrer up suivant to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to montrer up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted plus weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do toi have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners toi got. They made...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: toi know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give toi another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad toi think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters....
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posted by purrloinedlove
Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream bateau (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping par soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing grille-pain gaufres and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Bulstrode
Bulstrode
Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo was heading to the docks to work. When he got there, he saw some other workers arguing with Bulstrode. Bulstrode was the poney that had his tugboat, and the one that was disrespecting everyone else.

Bulstrode: *On the tugboat* Come on, come on! Why aren't those cars where they're supposed to be? I need the barge loaded up with stones quickly!
Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
Stylo: *Climbs into engine, and drives towards the freight cars at a slow speed. He...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these gondole freight cars were pushed par Coffee Creme in her engine.
Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.
Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told par Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gondole freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker...
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