My Little Poney Article: Comic Talk

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posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 4: Nova Volume #5 Issue #1 - #3

[Warning! This contains spoilers for Marvel NOW Nova!]

Nick: Hello and welcome to another episode of Comic Talk! I'm Nick.

Sunset Shimmer: And I'm Sunset Shimmer! Today we're going to review of Marvel NOW Nova!

Nick: But first, some background. The Nova Corps are a protective force originating from Xandar.

Sunset Shimmer: A good comparison if the Green Lantern Corps.

Nick: Our story starts with a youth named Sam Alexander. He lives with a little sister, a drunk father who claims to be a Nova Centurion, and a mother who is a homemaker.

Sunset Shimmer: One day, Sam Alexander comes accueil and finds that his father has gone missing.

Nick: He also finds a mysterious black casque in the closet, which he puts on.

Sunset Shimmer: This allows him to transform into the superhero Nova! However, this isn't the regular Nova, but a Nova Centurion! (Note: Nova Centurions are the elite Nova Corps)

Nick: However, while using his powers, he injures himself. While at the hospital, he visited par Gamora and Rocket Raccoon.

Sunset Shimmer: Sam Alexander learns that his father was telling the truth, he was a Nova Centurion.

Nick: Afterwards, Sam Alexander goes to train with Gamora and Rocket Raccoon, in which they montrer him the power of the Nova Corps.

Sunset Shimmer: When Nova's training is complete, he travels to the base of Uatu the Watcher, who shows him around his base.

Nick: He also warns Nova that an army of Chitauri is coming to invade Earth, and that Nova must scout out their position.

Sunset Shimmer: Nova also learns that his father, Jesse Alexander, is being held captive par the Chitauri.

Nick: And that was Marvel NOW Nova #1-#3! Now for pros and cons!

Pros:

*The artwork for this story is very nice, and it feels like a Marvel NOW comic
*Sam Alexander is a very like-able and relate-able character
*Uatu the Watcher actually shows some emotion and actually starts to act like a human

Cons:

*The pacing isn't that good

Sunset Shimmer: Overall, we give these comics a 8/10, do read it if toi can.

Nick: suivant time, we will be reviewing the new movie, Avengers: Age of Ultron!

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Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 5

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This is it

The Low Riders were still waiting on the bridge going over the train tracks from the station.

Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another poney joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four...

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Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 11

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Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin were being attacked par the Mexicans, and Fillydelphians in the pizzeria on Mane Ashbury. They were walking in an underground passage searching for a ladder to climb up.

Gordon: *Finds a ladder* This is it. *Climbs up*
Case Cracker: *Follows upwards, not saying anything*
Gordon: *Slowly opens manhill, and whispers* They're looking away from us. Follow me. *Sneaks over to a big garbage bin*
Case Cracker: *Reloads his shotgun while following Gordon*
Gordon: *Reloads his Stoner 63*
Izzy: toi two should come out now!!
Gordon: Idiots. The biggest idiots I ever met. *Points his...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 10

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The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia poney 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia poney 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next jour

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 9

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Case Cracker, Gordon, and Sam drove their cars to the bar. They sat at a table, tableau watching the sports channel.

Case Cracker: Know if there's a game on tonight?
Gordon: Depends. Do toi like basketball?
Case Cracker: Yeah, sure I do.
Gordon: Then the Lakers are going against the Nets.
Case Cracker: Sounds good.
Sam: Alright. We'll watch the game as soon as it turns on.
Gordon: But for now, let's get drunk.
Case Cracker: Yeah.
Bartender: What will it be?
Case Cracker: Get me some whiskey.
Bartender: What about toi two?
Gordon: I'll take beer.
Sam: Scotch.

Meanwhile in Alameda.

Izzy: What happened?
Mexican...

1960 Part 16

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Pierce just entered a town called château Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped par the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think toi were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 96 Part 3

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Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Half an heure after work, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were with each other at a restaurant. This song was playing: link

Hawkeye: I ordered a hot dog ten minutes ago. Where is it?
Pete: That's not important right now. We still need to get those snowplows, and extra fuel for our engines.
Stylo: But how?
Pete: I think I know how. A train of fuel is going into Denver tomorrow from Los Angeles.
Hawkeye: We can take that without anypony noticing.
Stylo: We just steal it? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Pete: Not if...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 6

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After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin were thinking about what to do next. They had no plus work, and had the rest of the jour off.

Gordon: So, what do toi want to do, now that we've got the rest of the jour off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about toi and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...

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What's your take, Canada24's verison... H.H.Homes & Pinkamena

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Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes cupcakes 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets toi into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...

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Sweet pomme Massicure Spoof PART 4

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Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my favori death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't rapporter it though..

SOME TIME THE suivant DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: toi shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did toi do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY plus interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...