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 The poney with Jeff
The pony with Jeff
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection chariot, panier on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have toi been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What an did toi start working for your railroad?
Jeff: 1945. I remember it just like it was yesterday. The Nazis surrendered, and my brother got back from the war. Shortly after he returned home, I told him about my job.
Donovan: *Giving Jeff several spikes* What did he think about it?
Jeff: He was proud of me. So were my parents, but they weren't as happy about it as my brother. *Taking out bad nails* He said, "Jeffery, one day, you're giving me a ride from our hometown, all the way into San Franciscolt for free."
Donovan: I bet toi two actually did that.
Jeff: Actually, we didn't. *Chuckles* He had to déplacer all the way into Pittsburgh, because his wife found a job there. *Hammering the spikes into the track*
Donovan: *Grabs a bottle of water* I brought in several bottles of Poland Spring. Want any?
Jeff: I'll be okay for now. *Hammering in plus spikes* If I get too tired, I can go swimming in that river suivant to the track.
Donovan: I wouldn't recommend that. The current is too strong.
Jeff: Oh. Well, I don't think it's warm enough for swimming anyway.

In Cheyenne, Gordon, and Orion were repairing the line on Archer Hill.

Gordon: *Bends a spike as he hits it with the hammer* FUCK!!
Orion: Are toi sure toi don't want me doing that?
Gordon: I can do it!!
Orion: No toi can't.
Gordon: *Jumps up, and down like a two an old* YES I CAN! YES I CAN!!
Orion: Screaming will get us nowher-
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train as he gets closer to Gordon, and Orion*
Orion: I got it.
Gordon: Got what?
Orion: I know how to get fired!
Gordon: Ugh. When will toi stop trying to get fired on purpose?
Orion: I tried stopping three months ago, it didn't work. We will not repair this line, and that train will crash, causing me to get fired.
Gordon: Why just you?
Orion: I'll take all the blame, and say that toi were busy working on another section of track.
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train, and slows down*
Gordon: He's slowing down. He may not crash.
Hawkeye: *Gets switched onto another track*
Orion: Shit.
Gordon: Better luck suivant time.

A few minutes later in Ponyville, Chimney Sweep was talking to Jeff.

Chimney Sweep: I got plus track for toi to repair. The Pennsylvania Railroad interchange has worn out rails. Some of the workers are already there, and new rails are waiting to be set down. I would like toi to help out there.
Jeff: Good. I'll go over there now.

The interchange was close to Chimney Sweep's office, so Jeff was able to walk there.

Donovan: *Also working on the interchange*
Jeff: Donovan, good to see toi again.
Donovan: Likewise Jeffery. Use your unicorn magic to set the rails down on the ties.
Jeff: *Using magic to put down two rails, one on each side of the track*
Workers: *Hammering spikes*
Donovan: I'm glad we have toi with us Jeff.
Jeff: *Smiles as he continues using his magic to put down rails*

2 B Continued
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Labiche was walking through a very busy train yard. No poney payed any attention to him.

Labiche: *Passes two German ponies carrying crates as he walks*
German poney 98: *Putting branches on an artillery gun as camouflage*
Labiche: *Ducks under the artillery gun, and continues walking*
German Officers: *Near Labiche, talking about something*
Officer 1: When will toi be ready?
Officer 2: The train will be ready to leave tomorrow morning, par 9:15 Major.

Now they're talking about a different train, one that will depart Paris before Colonel Von Waldheim's art train.

Labiche: *Continues walking. He passes...
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Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game montrer wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay....
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posted by WWEChampion16
Ever since July of last an my MLP collection I just getting plus great. So far the number is 32! I'd like to say what my collection is made up of.

Small Plushies:
Rarity
arc en ciel Dash
Applejack

Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st cidre fort, applejack I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 arc en ciel Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity

Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
arc en ciel Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom

Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
arc en ciel Dash

A sparkly maned cidre fort, applejack I got at biscuit salé, craquelin Barrrel

2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an animé store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)

One mighty collection that will keep growing
#4: Pinkie:
I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth mur humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..

#3: Randy Marsh:

#2: Homor Simpson:

#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the montrer deleted

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#5: ALAN (two and a half men)..
Yes I still watch this show, even though nobody else dose..

#4: ERIC CARTMAN (south park):
Now that I'm older, I see a new side of this show.
And that's, that, almost everyone about it makes toi feel sick to your stomach from the amount of times we see poop being used for bizarre humor, and that makes me very qreezy, espically Mr Hanky, I still have nightmares of that episode..
But anyway.
Although OLD Cartman still sucks at being funny.
NEW Cartman, is so much of a bad role model, that I can't help but find it hilarious..

#3: HOMER SIMPSON (the simpsons):
It's no secret...
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#10:
One time I tried pushing my friend into a pool, but I tripped and it was me myself who ended up getting wet..

#9:
I have an unhealthy obsession with certain bands..

#8:
I have no idea how much money is inside my own bank account, and especially now, when I have a full time job..

#7:
I hate country, even though, with a family like mine.
Country musique can be heard, fuckin EVERYWHERE!!

#6:
My mother says I like Vinny from Family guy.
Can never make a statement, without it sounding sarcastic..

#5:
I don't have much faith in my own religion.

#4:
My teacher once stated that being lucky is false.
His exact...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 4: Nova Volume #5 Issue #1 - #3

[Warning! This contains spoilers for Marvel NOW Nova!]

Nick: Hello and welcome to another episode of Comic Talk! I'm Nick.

Sunset Shimmer: And I'm Sunset Shimmer! Today we're going to review of Marvel NOW Nova!

Nick: But first, some background. The Nova Corps are a protective force originating from Xandar.

Sunset Shimmer: A good comparison if the Green Lantern Corps.

Nick: Our story starts with a youth named Sam Alexander. He lives with a little sister, a drunk father who claims to be a Nova Centurion, and a mother who is a homemaker.

Sunset Shimmer: One day,...
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Link to Episode 1: link

Rarity, Applejack, and arc en ciel Dash were at Carousel Botique. toi can guess what they're doing.

Rainbow Dash: *In a fancy dress* Come on Rarity! Me, and AJ don't wanna do this anymore!
Applejack: *Wearing a maid's outfit* toi a dit we'd only try on two outfits. toi made us wear seven!
Rarity: Complaining will get us nowhere. Now stand still. *Hears someone banging on her door* Who could that be? *Opens the door*
Diamond Dogs: Hi ponies!
Rarity: *Clears throat*
Fido: Oh no! It's that whining pony!
Spot: The one that a volé, étole all of our rubies!
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out of her...
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Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, the train yard
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 11:15 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

While Hawkeye was walking to the train yard, he saw a man with blue hair, wearing a white gown.

Hawkeye: Orion Stardust.
Orion: *Walks over to Hawkeye* Hey, are toi a new worker?
Hawkeye: toi might say that.
Orion: Well, what do toi think about this dress?
Hawkeye: Would toi mind a little bit of constructive criticism?
Orion: Not at all.
Hawkeye: First of all, I think it looks great. It's quite "amazing" to see toi wear one of those, but one thing, toi must wear a slip.
Orion: A what?
Hawkeye:...
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Episode 3: The Incredible Hulk

Me: *Walking down the street, holding a copy of The Incredible Hulk #1*, and then notices Angel Bunny running from Fluttershy, and I catch him*

Fluttershy: *Reaches me* Thank you...

Me: *Hands Angel Bunny back to her* Welcome.

Fluttershy: *Sees the comic I'm holding* Who's that?

Me: *Shows her the comic* It's the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Who is the Hulk?

Me: The Hulk is the seconde form of Bruce Banner, when he saved a kid named Rick Jones, who had wandered onto the test field of a Gamma rayon, ray bomb, turning Bruce Banner into the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Wow! Poor guy...but why is he called...
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