Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
Jeff drove an inspection chariot, panier on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.
Jeff: So, how long have toi been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What an did toi start working for your railroad?
Jeff: 1945. I remember it just like it was yesterday. The Nazis surrendered, and my brother got back from the war. Shortly after he returned home, I told him about my job.
Donovan: *Giving Jeff several spikes* What did he think about it?
Jeff: He was proud of me. So were my parents, but they weren't as happy about it as my brother. *Taking out bad nails* He said, "Jeffery, one day, you're giving me a ride from our hometown, all the way into San Franciscolt for free."
Donovan: I bet toi two actually did that.
Jeff: Actually, we didn't. *Chuckles* He had to déplacer all the way into Pittsburgh, because his wife found a job there. *Hammering the spikes into the track*
Donovan: *Grabs a bottle of water* I brought in several bottles of Poland Spring. Want any?
Jeff: I'll be okay for now. *Hammering in plus spikes* If I get too tired, I can go swimming in that river suivant to the track.
Donovan: I wouldn't recommend that. The current is too strong.
Jeff: Oh. Well, I don't think it's warm enough for swimming anyway.
In Cheyenne, Gordon, and Orion were repairing the line on Archer Hill.
Gordon: *Bends a spike as he hits it with the hammer* FUCK!!
Orion: Are toi sure toi don't want me doing that?
Gordon: I can do it!!
Orion: No toi can't.
Gordon: *Jumps up, and down like a two an old* YES I CAN! YES I CAN!!
Orion: Screaming will get us nowher-
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train as he gets closer to Gordon, and Orion*
Orion: I got it.
Gordon: Got what?
Orion: I know how to get fired!
Gordon: Ugh. When will toi stop trying to get fired on purpose?
Orion: I tried stopping three months ago, it didn't work. We will not repair this line, and that train will crash, causing me to get fired.
Gordon: Why just you?
Orion: I'll take all the blame, and say that toi were busy working on another section of track.
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train, and slows down*
Gordon: He's slowing down. He may not crash.
Hawkeye: *Gets switched onto another track*
Orion: Shit.
Gordon: Better luck suivant time.
A few minutes later in Ponyville, Chimney Sweep was talking to Jeff.
Chimney Sweep: I got plus track for toi to repair. The Pennsylvania Railroad interchange has worn out rails. Some of the workers are already there, and new rails are waiting to be set down. I would like toi to help out there.
Jeff: Good. I'll go over there now.
The interchange was close to Chimney Sweep's office, so Jeff was able to walk there.
Donovan: *Also working on the interchange*
Jeff: Donovan, good to see toi again.
Donovan: Likewise Jeffery. Use your unicorn magic to set the rails down on the ties.
Jeff: *Using magic to put down two rails, one on each side of the track*
Workers: *Hammering spikes*
Donovan: I'm glad we have toi with us Jeff.
Jeff: *Smiles as he continues using his magic to put down rails*
2 B Continued
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
Jeff drove an inspection chariot, panier on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.
Jeff: So, how long have toi been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What an did toi start working for your railroad?
Jeff: 1945. I remember it just like it was yesterday. The Nazis surrendered, and my brother got back from the war. Shortly after he returned home, I told him about my job.
Donovan: *Giving Jeff several spikes* What did he think about it?
Jeff: He was proud of me. So were my parents, but they weren't as happy about it as my brother. *Taking out bad nails* He said, "Jeffery, one day, you're giving me a ride from our hometown, all the way into San Franciscolt for free."
Donovan: I bet toi two actually did that.
Jeff: Actually, we didn't. *Chuckles* He had to déplacer all the way into Pittsburgh, because his wife found a job there. *Hammering the spikes into the track*
Donovan: *Grabs a bottle of water* I brought in several bottles of Poland Spring. Want any?
Jeff: I'll be okay for now. *Hammering in plus spikes* If I get too tired, I can go swimming in that river suivant to the track.
Donovan: I wouldn't recommend that. The current is too strong.
Jeff: Oh. Well, I don't think it's warm enough for swimming anyway.
In Cheyenne, Gordon, and Orion were repairing the line on Archer Hill.
Gordon: *Bends a spike as he hits it with the hammer* FUCK!!
Orion: Are toi sure toi don't want me doing that?
Gordon: I can do it!!
Orion: No toi can't.
Gordon: *Jumps up, and down like a two an old* YES I CAN! YES I CAN!!
Orion: Screaming will get us nowher-
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train as he gets closer to Gordon, and Orion*
Orion: I got it.
Gordon: Got what?
Orion: I know how to get fired!
Gordon: Ugh. When will toi stop trying to get fired on purpose?
Orion: I tried stopping three months ago, it didn't work. We will not repair this line, and that train will crash, causing me to get fired.
Gordon: Why just you?
Orion: I'll take all the blame, and say that toi were busy working on another section of track.
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train, and slows down*
Gordon: He's slowing down. He may not crash.
Hawkeye: *Gets switched onto another track*
Orion: Shit.
Gordon: Better luck suivant time.
A few minutes later in Ponyville, Chimney Sweep was talking to Jeff.
Chimney Sweep: I got plus track for toi to repair. The Pennsylvania Railroad interchange has worn out rails. Some of the workers are already there, and new rails are waiting to be set down. I would like toi to help out there.
Jeff: Good. I'll go over there now.
The interchange was close to Chimney Sweep's office, so Jeff was able to walk there.
Donovan: *Also working on the interchange*
Jeff: Donovan, good to see toi again.
Donovan: Likewise Jeffery. Use your unicorn magic to set the rails down on the ties.
Jeff: *Using magic to put down two rails, one on each side of the track*
Workers: *Hammering spikes*
Donovan: I'm glad we have toi with us Jeff.
Jeff: *Smiles as he continues using his magic to put down rails*
2 B Continued
Ever since July of last an my MLP collection I just getting plus great. So far the number is 32! I'd like to say what my collection is made up of.
Small Plushies:
Rarity
arc en ciel Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st cidre fort, applejack I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 arc en ciel Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
arc en ciel Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
arc en ciel Dash
A sparkly maned cidre fort, applejack I got at biscuit salé, craquelin Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an animé store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
Small Plushies:
Rarity
arc en ciel Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st cidre fort, applejack I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 arc en ciel Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
arc en ciel Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
arc en ciel Dash
A sparkly maned cidre fort, applejack I got at biscuit salé, craquelin Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an animé store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
#4: Pinkie:
I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth mur humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the montrer deleted
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I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth mur humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the montrer deleted
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