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posted by Canada24
ONE heure LATER

par this point Twilight had blacked out from pain/fear/shock all together.

But suddenly, Pinkamena stabbed an aderaline needle into Twilight, making her instantly wake up, her cœur, coeur racing.

Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach toi manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to spend talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw toi were next. toi could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, toi keep falling alseep!.. I mean, toi don't see coming to "your" and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me.. I seen fouls last longer then toi Twilight!.. Your suppose to be tough, your a princess!.. I mean, thought toi could handle ANYTHING!?.. But I seen foals last longer then you!.. Do I have to baby you.. Is that how 'princess' Twilight wants to be rememebered!?.. As a BABY!?

Twi: Well.. That's what happens when toi rip out my wings. And also of my lungs!..

Pinkamena: Don't be a baby.. Ponies can servive without one of their lungs.. I mean. Don't toi watch tv!?

Twi: P Please Pinkie.. Please let me go.. I, I want to go home.

Pinkamena: I would l’amour to let toi go.. I mean. I probably already got all that I need.. But I'm also not stupid.. If I let toi go. Your just run straight to the Ditto and the rest of the police, and tell them I drugged toi and held toi in my basement.

Twi: No I- Wait? This is your baseme-

Pinkamena: Besides.. I can't tell toi how many times I want to just say "I'm done with this mess" and go to bed.. But this is my job Twiliy.. My responsablility!.. toi off all people shoud know the importance of responsablilities.. I mean.. This is how it has to be Twilight.. EIther way.. It was nice knowing toi Twilight... Good bye.

Twi: Wha-

Suddenly Pinkamena, with one quick motion, slit Twilight's neck, and Twilight died within only a few seconds.

Pinkamena: (has to look away from the sight of Twilight dying).. God damn sometimes I HATE this job.

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Source: Hasbro
posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the seconde i publier it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful jour in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a aléatoire gay thought suddenly popped up in her rose head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Friends is gay", Pinkie said...
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added by zanhar1
Source: zoe-product
I was watching some Yo Mama vidéos on YouTube before I started écriture this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope toi guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a jour for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought arc en ciel Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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Source: sazuko
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Source: pintrest (if anyone knows the exact artist, let me know)
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Source: aquila sadiqua zeba
#5: Anthropology par JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's liste of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never lire it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE rose TEMPTATION par CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S arc en ciel DASH par MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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added by triq267
Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this montrer down with the evil chienne Queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that Queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if toi liked the season finale of season 6 ou not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better Friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that cupcakes has some of the greastest fan vidéos and fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD toi HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL toi SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS toi TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY ou WHATEVER YOUR poney NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did toi spend it all bière again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that jour came and went after toi gave yourself...
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I thought I would have plus ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have plus annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my Friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro secondes after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are plus ou less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his Friends in their favori tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose chemise and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of l’amour had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired par The l’amour in the Night par Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, toi heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if toi don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank toi for lire and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her château in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of l’amour craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt
posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once toi wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Lost everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported par EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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