arc en ciel Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was plus like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

arc en ciel Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arc en ciel Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
arc en ciel Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arc en ciel Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
arc en ciel Dash: Why are toi just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
arc en ciel Dash: What did toi do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
arc en ciel Dash: Scoots, toi okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
arc en ciel Dash: toi do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
arc en ciel Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a poney that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether toi like it ou not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, toi got a point there. How about, we have toi further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether toi like it ou not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, arc en ciel Dash was not happy with me.

arc en ciel Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a petit gâteau, cupcake today.
arc en ciel Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn toi not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
arc en ciel Dash: I think we should déplacer back to the nuage house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End