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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Fifteen minutes remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.

Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting suivant to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki a dit it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully, Browning won't bother us anymore.

But Stylo spoke too soon. Just as Hawkeye, and Stylo got out of their train, Browning arrived.

Browning: What do toi lazy stallions think you're doing?!
Hawkeye: Our job. We were just about to push these freight cars down the hump.
Browning: Not without letting me take some of that cargo.
Stylo: toi can't have it.
Browning: I want it! I only have two bullets left for my gun, but I'll be plus then happy to use both of them on you. *Pointing Tommygun at Hawkeye, and Stylo*
Hawkeye: Why don't toi go kill Gordon?
Stylo: He's actually lazy, and doesn't know anything.
Hawkeye: You'll do all of Equestria a favor par killing him.
Browning: I'm not listening to you. *Waving gun around* If toi don't let me have any of that ammo, I'll see to it that your railway goes out of business.
Stylo: Take it easy with that thing.
Browning: Shut up! *Accidentally pulls trigger*

The two bullets hit a tank car, and it blew up.

Hawkeye: Holy crap!!
Stylo: toi see what toi did?! Now there's going to be a chain reaction of explosions, and everything will be destroyed.
Browning: toi should've donné me my ammo! None of this would've happened if toi just gave it to me!
Hawkeye: None of this would've happened if toi left us alone!
Gordon: *Arrives with Mirage, Wilson, and Orion* What the shit?! Why are those freight cars exploding?
Hawkeye: Blame Browning. *Takes gun away from Browning* He was letting his gun do all of the talking, and it a dit some things it shouldn't have.
Mirage: Yes well, we gotta stop those explosions quickly. Those tank cars are close to the mainline, and Stephanie will be passing those cars at any minute.
Wilson: Got it. Orion, stay here with Browning, and make sure he doesn't damage anymore things.
Orion: Got it.

Everyone except Orion, and Browning ran towards the exploding freight cars.

Gordon: We need a feu extinguisher.
Wilson: Don't have one.
Mirage: Water?
Hawkeye: Too far away.
Stylo: Gordon, don't toi know any spells to stop those tank cars from exploding?
Gordon: I'm thinking, I'm thinking. I guess I'm getting a little too distracted with that trigger happy twat Browning. Once Pete finds out what he did, he won't be happy.
Mirage: Save that for later, and stop the feu now!
Gordon: *Charges up his horn* I'll try to get a big bucket of water here with my magic.
Hawkeye: Don't take too long.
Stylo: The fate of the Union Pacific depends on you.
Wilson: *Sees headlights from a distance* I see lights!
Mirage: That must be Stephanie! Hurry up Gordon!
Gordon: I'm doing this as quickly as I can!! *Makes the big bucket of water appear*
Stephanie: *Blows horn on her train*
Mirage: Now put out the fire!!
Gordon: *Puts out feu from tank cars*
Stylo: toi did it!!
Ponies: *Cheering*
Stephanie: *Passes the trainyard*
Mirage: Just in time too. Fantastic work Gordon.
Gordon: Thanks toi guys.

After what just happened, Browning got arrested, and was never heard from again. As for Gordon, Pete decided to give him a raise for stopping the chain reaction of explosions from getting too close to the mainline, and wrecking Stephanie's train.

The end

On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails

Jeff leaves the Union Pacific, but chances are he will come back.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would toi help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely toi must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of chant the arc en ciel factory musique video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth mur styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told toi not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd toi bring me to Cake N' bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, par all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me plus reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what toi think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin were at a phone booth par a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan poney 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions toi cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon
Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told toi that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: salut Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case biscuit salé, craquelin with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arc en ciel as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are toi laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are toi doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes toi think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want toi to do.
Thomas: I thought toi a dit there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want toi to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe toi lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, toi go on one side of the net, and the rest of toi stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws volley-ball to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After some time passed, the diamond chiens got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair poney fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if toi don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
added by tinkerbell66799
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from windwakerguy43
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right now!!
Ditto: We're taking all of the money in this bank!...
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1: PINKIE PIE:
I kinda hated her at first, but the voice that began as annoying slowly started growing on me, and after seeing Baby Cakes for the first time (back when I first started watching, and I did so in order, after finding good sights) I started realising how everything about her makes toi want to hug her, and her cuteness level never stopped sense..

2: arc en ciel DASH:
She never use to be someone I considered as cute.
But when I started making those vidéos (only ones left around are on my club) I started realising how adorable she is when toi don't have sound on.

3: SCOOTALOO:
Like Dash...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
All of the prisoners were sleeping. They had their back legs chained to a metal vote that could only be moved from outside of the room they were sleeping in.

Guard 75: *Moves poll*
Guard 54: *Moves another poll*
Guard 55: Wake up. Everypony wake up!
Prisoners: *Get unchained from the vote par other guards*
Guard 55: Let's go. We're putting toi to work.

In another room, Papillon, and Louis decided to try buying something from one of the guards.

Guard 3: *Sitting down*
Louis, and Papillon: *Walking to the guard*
Louis: Excuse me.
Guard 3: What can I help toi with?
Louis: I was just wondering, can...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arc en ciel as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Previously in The Movie Studio

Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!

* * *

Director Nick: I want all of toi to prepare...
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