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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when toi push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are toi telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When toi hit the ball, toi make it go at a far distance. When toi push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing the ball to teammates.
Joe: Are toi gonna let us practice, ou are toi going to lecture us?
Ditto: Sure, take the ball. *Throws ball to Joe*
Joe: *Catches the ball* Silver. *Sets the ball to Silver*
Silver: *Sets the ball to Thomas*
Thomas: *Sets the ball to Mimi Retcon*
Mimi Retcon: *Falls as she sets the ball*
Ditto: Stop.
Sunny: *Catches the ball*
Ditto: Are toi alright Mimi?
Mimi Retcon: Yes.
Ditto: Let's try something else.

At a gymnasium with a projector on a mur to their right.

Ditto: Alright, you've all heard of the Hedgehog In Ponyville movies. Correct?
Thomas: Oh yeah.
Silver: Yes.
Joe: Yeah.
Mimi Retcon: I haven't.
Ditto: Then toi are about to watch a part of it. Now pay attention.

The projector was turned on, and part of the movie was playing.

Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Passes bag to Brewster*
Brewster: *Puts bag on bed*

The movie was paused par Ditto, and the projector screen turned blue.

Ditto: That scene was from Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape. Can toi guess why I would montrer toi that?
Thomas: To montrer us how they were working together.
Ditto: That's right. They work together to get the dirt out of the tunnel. toi guys are going to work together to pass the ball to each other. Line up suivant to each other.

And they did.

Ditto: Alright. Mimi, pass the ball. *Throws ball high enough for Mimi Retcon to pass to her teammates*
Mimi Retcon: *Passes the ball to Sunny*
Sunny: *Passes the ball to Thomas*
Thomas: *Passes the ball to Erik*
Erik: *Passes the ball to Joe*
Joe: *Passes the ball to Silver*
Silver: *Sets the ball, and then catches it*
Ditto: Fantastic. There's one plus thing I want toi guys to practice, and then toi can go home.

2 B Continued
added by Tunder2510
Source: Me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sunny walked to Sean's house. In Sean's room, this was happening.

Sean: *In lit with arc en ciel Dash. He kisses her* How long do toi wanna do this?
Rainbow Dash: Forever.
Sean: So do I.
Sunny: *Knocks on the door*
Sean: And someone has to ruin the moment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Walks downstairs, and sees Sunny* Oh, hey.
Sunny: Hi.
Sean: Now's not really a good time to be here.
Sunny: Why?
Sean: I was making out with my special somepony.
Sunny: But you're a hedgehog!
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Comes downstairs* Everything okay?
Sean: I don't know. Is everything okay Sunny?
Sunny: Yeah,...
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posted by Canada24
This story has been discussed for a long time.
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..


When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of Bones and flesh of past...
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Source: facebook, EQD
added by alinah_09
posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 2: New School (Part 2)

Scott Summers: *Looks outside* What’s going on outside?

???: *Enters, carrying the Mane Six*

Angel: Wolverine! What are toi doing?!

Wolverine: *Has a yellow and blue suit, and has three Adamantium claws on each hand* I’ve found some intruders!

Cyclops: Stop! Those are my friends!

Iceman: Your friends?

Cyclops: I used to go to Canterlot High, and those six were my Friends there.

Professor X: *Enters* What is going on?

Wolverine: I’ve captured some-

Professor X: *Interrupts* Intruders? I’ve told toi many times not to be hasty when dealing with intruders!

Wolverine:...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Scott Summers: *Sitting par himself, has brown hair, blue eyes hidden par red glasses, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit suivant to Scott Summers*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Scott!

Scott Summers: *Sees the Mane Six suivant to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Scott?

Scott Summers: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are toi sure? We can’t help toi if toi don’t talk to us.

Scott Summers: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* toi don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Andre Maturette
Andre Maturette
The first night at the infirmary, papillon was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at fleurs in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts fleur in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's school
Ralphie's school
When I got to school, one of my classmates got the idea to put on fake teeth as a prank for our teacher, Miss. Shields. He had fake teeth for us all, and we thought it would be a good idea at the time.

Ralphie: *Putting in fake teeth*
Student 3: She's coming, quick.
Students: *Getting to their seats while snickering*
Miss. Shields: Settle down class.
Students: *Stops snickering*
Miss. Shields: *Writing her name on the board* Good morning class.
Students: Good morning Miss. Shields! *Laughing*
Miss. Shields: *Staring at students*
Students: *Putting their heads down so Miss. Shields can't see the...
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are toi drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are toi gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND par SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV montrer they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
This episode made up for "Putting Your Hoof Down". I'm dead serious. It's just that good.

The episode starts with arc en ciel Dash getting all of the Pegasus in Ponyville to help her propel water up to Cloudsdale. Now, everypony shows up except for...Fluttershy.

Fluttershy has stage fright after being bullied in her childhood. arc en ciel Dash convinces Fluttershy, in a very kind way (kudos to arc en ciel Dash) and Fluttershy joins.

When they practice, each Pegasus must get a score of 10.0 Wingpower. When Fluttershy begins to fly, a pair of bully ponies start to laugh at her. This causes Fluttershy's wingpower...
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Source: I kinda got the base of google... but i drew the hair and chemise and colored it...
added by izfankirby
While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a poney dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help toi with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do toi mean par that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did toi ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did toi ever realize that the reason they laugh at toi is because of what toi do?
Clown: What are toi talking about?
Bob: They way toi dress, what toi do for a living, and some of the things that...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by XxJessicaHxX
 Crystal Cake
Crystal Cake
Hey Everyone. I'm XxJessciaxX from YouTube so be sure to check out my videos! Here's my Fanfiction. Enjoy! :)

One jour in the castle, Queen Coco fraise was giving birth to a foal. She looked at the poulain after she was born and a dit for the guards to take her newborn filly to a house in poney Ville. The Guards did as they were told.

The newborn filly was taken in par a nice family. Her mother was Candy Cake and her father was Brown Cake. So then the newborn filly was named Crystal Cake.

Only her parents knew her secret and wanted to keep it hidden. Will Crystal ever find out the truth about her past?

Thanks Chapter 1 might be up today!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted par Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? toi have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but toi won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much plus rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are toi wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor