In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on haut, retour au début of a building.
Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits suivant to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* toi two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed par a town par there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let toi talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets helicopter into the air* suivant stop, Trenton.
Trenton was fifteen miles south of Frenchtown. In Frenchtown, émeraude Ivy was getting her clothing store set up.
émeraude Ivy: *Unlocks door, and has her clothing set up for sale*
Pony: *Enters store* Hello.
émeraude Ivy: Hi. How can I help you?
Pony: My wife wanted me to come down, and buy this green dress for her.
émeraude Ivy: I got only two dresses in that color. I'll montrer them to toi now if you'd like.
Pony: Sure.
émeraude Ivy: *Walks to the back of the store*
Pony: *Following émeraude Ivy*
émeraude Ivy: See anything toi like?
Pony: *Sees a dark green dress* This is it. How much do I pay you?
émeraude Ivy: Forty dollars will do.
Pony: *Gets forty dollars, and gives it to émeraude Ivy* Here toi are.
émeraude Ivy: Thanks. I hope your wife enjoys the dress.
Pony: She will. *Takes dress, and leaves shop*
Meanwhile, a police chase was occurring.
Ditto: Almost there. I'm gonna ram you.
Bad Pony: *Drifts left*
Ditto: Oh, toi think you're awesome just because toi drift. *Turns left, and follows the bad pony*
Dispatch: Ditto, give me an update on the pursuit.
Ditto: *Gets on walkie talkie* This is Ditto to dispatch, my car is still working surprisingly, and the yellow car has just turned onto Route 12. We are eastbound, heading towards you. Request a roadblock.
Dispatch: Negative on that roadblock Ditto.
Ditto: Why? I'm losing him!
Dispatch: I'm sorry, but-
Steam came out of Ditto's car, and it broke down.
Ditto: Forget it. My engine overheated. Dropping out of pursuit! *Parks car on side of the road* I would've caught him if toi gave me a decent car!
Katana Sun: *Driving a red Dodge Avenger, and stops in front of Ditto's car* Officer, do toi need help.
Ditto: No, leave me alone. Where are toi heading to?
Katana Sun: Up Route 12 to the Katana Karate School. I teach other ponies how to become warrior like me in order to defend themselves.
Ditto: What toi should really be doing is improving on your english.
Katana Sun: *Gets back in his car, and drives away*
Ditto: Something I said?
2 B Continued
Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits suivant to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* toi two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed par a town par there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let toi talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets helicopter into the air* suivant stop, Trenton.
Trenton was fifteen miles south of Frenchtown. In Frenchtown, émeraude Ivy was getting her clothing store set up.
émeraude Ivy: *Unlocks door, and has her clothing set up for sale*
Pony: *Enters store* Hello.
émeraude Ivy: Hi. How can I help you?
Pony: My wife wanted me to come down, and buy this green dress for her.
émeraude Ivy: I got only two dresses in that color. I'll montrer them to toi now if you'd like.
Pony: Sure.
émeraude Ivy: *Walks to the back of the store*
Pony: *Following émeraude Ivy*
émeraude Ivy: See anything toi like?
Pony: *Sees a dark green dress* This is it. How much do I pay you?
émeraude Ivy: Forty dollars will do.
Pony: *Gets forty dollars, and gives it to émeraude Ivy* Here toi are.
émeraude Ivy: Thanks. I hope your wife enjoys the dress.
Pony: She will. *Takes dress, and leaves shop*
Meanwhile, a police chase was occurring.
Ditto: Almost there. I'm gonna ram you.
Bad Pony: *Drifts left*
Ditto: Oh, toi think you're awesome just because toi drift. *Turns left, and follows the bad pony*
Dispatch: Ditto, give me an update on the pursuit.
Ditto: *Gets on walkie talkie* This is Ditto to dispatch, my car is still working surprisingly, and the yellow car has just turned onto Route 12. We are eastbound, heading towards you. Request a roadblock.
Dispatch: Negative on that roadblock Ditto.
Ditto: Why? I'm losing him!
Dispatch: I'm sorry, but-
Steam came out of Ditto's car, and it broke down.
Ditto: Forget it. My engine overheated. Dropping out of pursuit! *Parks car on side of the road* I would've caught him if toi gave me a decent car!
Katana Sun: *Driving a red Dodge Avenger, and stops in front of Ditto's car* Officer, do toi need help.
Ditto: No, leave me alone. Where are toi heading to?
Katana Sun: Up Route 12 to the Katana Karate School. I teach other ponies how to become warrior like me in order to defend themselves.
Ditto: What toi should really be doing is improving on your english.
Katana Sun: *Gets back in his car, and drives away*
Ditto: Something I said?
2 B Continued
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why toi should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all toi did was montrer up, sit down, and say "that's why toi should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give toi twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told toi my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why toi should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all toi did was montrer up, sit down, and say "that's why toi should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give toi twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told toi my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One plus coup de poing will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued