After seeing Santa, we put our Christmas arbre up.
Dad: *On stepladder putting on ornaments*
Mother: This looks wonderful.
Dad: Thanks. *Looks at christmas lights* Wait a minute. The blue lights are out.
Mother: The blue lights are fine. It's red that's out.
Dad: Baah, I'm not colorblind.
Mother: I'm not colorblind either.
Dad: *Fixes the green lights* Ah. See, I told toi it was green. *Sees all of the lights in the house turn off*
Mother: AH!
Randy: *Screams*
Dad: HOLD IT!! Don't anypony move!! A fuse it out!
The old stallion could replace fuses quicker then a jackrabbit, lapin on a date. He bought 'em at the groce'.
Dad: *Replaces fuse, and sees all of the lights turn back on* Ah, there we go. *Sees étoile, star on Christmas tree* That étoile, star is crooked.
Mother: That étoile, star is perfectly fine.
Dad: No no, don't worry I'll fix it. *Goes up stepladder, and moves star*
Mother: *Watching*
Dad: *Makes étoile, star crooked* There we go.
Randy: *Yawns*
Mother: *Looks at watch* Oh my, will toi look at the time?
Dad: I thought I heard Santa's sleigh bells ringing.
Mother: Alright kids, up to bed.
Dad: Up up up. Up, and at 'em.
Randy, and Ralphie: *Quickly running to bed, and wrestle with each other up the stairs to try, and get in front*
Dad: ah. What do toi say we snuggle?
suivant morning, I saw something white outside. I couldn't see what it was, because I was in lit without my glasses, but I had a hunch I knew what it was.
Ralphie: *Wakes up, and puts on his glasses, then looks out a window* Wow.
Snow was everywhere. With the exception of a few icycles, it was beautiful. There had to be at least ten inches of snow out there.
Ralphie: Randy. Wake up Randy!
We both ran downstairs, and heard Jingle Bells on the radio, par Bing Crosby, and the Andrew Sisters, then saw a massive ammount of presents. Christmas had come, officially.
Randy: Wow! *Runs to presents, and looks at one* What's in here?! *Sees toy firetruck with a bow on it* Firetruck.
Ralphie: *Looks around Christmas tree*
Randy: *Playing with firetruck*
Ralphie: *Pushes firetruck*
Randy: Hey!! *Continues playing with firetruck*
Dad, and Mother: *Walk downstairs*
Dad: Merry Christmas.
Mother: Now toi two, wait for Christmas to start. Who's gonna play as Santa?
Dad: Randy played as him last year. Ralphie, toi be Santa.
Ralphie: Well, who should I start with?
Mother: Give Randy a present. Ralphie, I see a present sent to toi par Aunt Clara, she always sends toi the most wonderful gifts.
Randy: *Opening presents*
Ralphie: *Opening presents*
We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice.
Dad: Didn't I get a tie this year?
Ralphie, and Randy: *Get clothing, and look at each other while throwing it away*
Dad: *Opens gift* Ah. A can of Simoniz!
Ralphie: *Opens gift from Aunt Clara*
Randy: *Opens another gift* Wow, woopee!! A Zeppelin!
Mother: Oh, that's the gift Aunt Clara gave you!
Ralphie: *Staring at bunny suit*
Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a filly.
Mother: She always sends toi the greatest presents. Go ahead, and try it on.
Ralphie: I don't want to!
Mother: Go upstairs right now, and put it on! She went through all that trouble to make it for you.
Ralphie: *Goes upstairs with bunny suit*
Mother: While Ralphie is putting on his suit, I'll be Santa. This is for daddy. *Picks up a gift-wrapped bowling ball and drops it in Dad's lap* Here, from me to you.
Dad: [high-pitched] Thanks a lot! *Opens giftwrap, and sees bowling ball* Oh, it's a blue ball.
Randy: *Playing with zeppelin*
Dad: A blue bowling ball. Thank toi honey, thank you.
Mother: Ralphie, come down here this minute.
Ralphie: *Comes downstairs wearing the bunny suit*
Immediately, my hooves began to sweat as those two fluffy little bunnies with a blue button eye stared sappily up at me.
Mother: Come down so I can see toi better.
I just hope Flick would never spot them as a word of this humiliation could make easier in life at Warren G. Harding School a variatable Hell.
Randy: *Laughing*
Ralphie: Shut up Randy.
Dad: He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
Mother: He does not!
Dad: He does too, he looks like a rose nightmare! Are toi happy wearing that?
Ralphie: *Shakes head no*
Dad: Do toi wanna take it off?
Ralphie: *Shakes head yes*
Mother: Alright, but only wear it when Aunt Clara comes to visit.
Ralphie: *Runs upstairs*
Dad: Take it off!
2 B Continued
Dad: *On stepladder putting on ornaments*
Mother: This looks wonderful.
Dad: Thanks. *Looks at christmas lights* Wait a minute. The blue lights are out.
Mother: The blue lights are fine. It's red that's out.
Dad: Baah, I'm not colorblind.
Mother: I'm not colorblind either.
Dad: *Fixes the green lights* Ah. See, I told toi it was green. *Sees all of the lights in the house turn off*
Mother: AH!
Randy: *Screams*
Dad: HOLD IT!! Don't anypony move!! A fuse it out!
The old stallion could replace fuses quicker then a jackrabbit, lapin on a date. He bought 'em at the groce'.
Dad: *Replaces fuse, and sees all of the lights turn back on* Ah, there we go. *Sees étoile, star on Christmas tree* That étoile, star is crooked.
Mother: That étoile, star is perfectly fine.
Dad: No no, don't worry I'll fix it. *Goes up stepladder, and moves star*
Mother: *Watching*
Dad: *Makes étoile, star crooked* There we go.
Randy: *Yawns*
Mother: *Looks at watch* Oh my, will toi look at the time?
Dad: I thought I heard Santa's sleigh bells ringing.
Mother: Alright kids, up to bed.
Dad: Up up up. Up, and at 'em.
Randy, and Ralphie: *Quickly running to bed, and wrestle with each other up the stairs to try, and get in front*
Dad: ah. What do toi say we snuggle?
suivant morning, I saw something white outside. I couldn't see what it was, because I was in lit without my glasses, but I had a hunch I knew what it was.
Ralphie: *Wakes up, and puts on his glasses, then looks out a window* Wow.
Snow was everywhere. With the exception of a few icycles, it was beautiful. There had to be at least ten inches of snow out there.
Ralphie: Randy. Wake up Randy!
We both ran downstairs, and heard Jingle Bells on the radio, par Bing Crosby, and the Andrew Sisters, then saw a massive ammount of presents. Christmas had come, officially.
Randy: Wow! *Runs to presents, and looks at one* What's in here?! *Sees toy firetruck with a bow on it* Firetruck.
Ralphie: *Looks around Christmas tree*
Randy: *Playing with firetruck*
Ralphie: *Pushes firetruck*
Randy: Hey!! *Continues playing with firetruck*
Dad, and Mother: *Walk downstairs*
Dad: Merry Christmas.
Mother: Now toi two, wait for Christmas to start. Who's gonna play as Santa?
Dad: Randy played as him last year. Ralphie, toi be Santa.
Ralphie: Well, who should I start with?
Mother: Give Randy a present. Ralphie, I see a present sent to toi par Aunt Clara, she always sends toi the most wonderful gifts.
Randy: *Opening presents*
Ralphie: *Opening presents*
We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice.
Dad: Didn't I get a tie this year?
Ralphie, and Randy: *Get clothing, and look at each other while throwing it away*
Dad: *Opens gift* Ah. A can of Simoniz!
Ralphie: *Opens gift from Aunt Clara*
Randy: *Opens another gift* Wow, woopee!! A Zeppelin!
Mother: Oh, that's the gift Aunt Clara gave you!
Ralphie: *Staring at bunny suit*
Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a filly.
Mother: She always sends toi the greatest presents. Go ahead, and try it on.
Ralphie: I don't want to!
Mother: Go upstairs right now, and put it on! She went through all that trouble to make it for you.
Ralphie: *Goes upstairs with bunny suit*
Mother: While Ralphie is putting on his suit, I'll be Santa. This is for daddy. *Picks up a gift-wrapped bowling ball and drops it in Dad's lap* Here, from me to you.
Dad: [high-pitched] Thanks a lot! *Opens giftwrap, and sees bowling ball* Oh, it's a blue ball.
Randy: *Playing with zeppelin*
Dad: A blue bowling ball. Thank toi honey, thank you.
Mother: Ralphie, come down here this minute.
Ralphie: *Comes downstairs wearing the bunny suit*
Immediately, my hooves began to sweat as those two fluffy little bunnies with a blue button eye stared sappily up at me.
Mother: Come down so I can see toi better.
I just hope Flick would never spot them as a word of this humiliation could make easier in life at Warren G. Harding School a variatable Hell.
Randy: *Laughing*
Ralphie: Shut up Randy.
Dad: He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
Mother: He does not!
Dad: He does too, he looks like a rose nightmare! Are toi happy wearing that?
Ralphie: *Shakes head no*
Dad: Do toi wanna take it off?
Ralphie: *Shakes head yes*
Mother: Alright, but only wear it when Aunt Clara comes to visit.
Ralphie: *Runs upstairs*
Dad: Take it off!
2 B Continued
