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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made toi enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should be teaching that purple bitch! She robbed Pinkie Pie, and I punished Twilight par giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: She never should have robbed Pinkie Pie in the first place. This sucks! Now she's going to run a school that I'll be going to!

Later at the new school.

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first jour of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, Rick Astley, why don't toi try to answer?

Song: link

Rick Astley: *Rick rolling everyone*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Rick Astley: We're no strangers to love! toi know the rules, and so do I!
Twilight: *Stops song* Man, that song sucks, and toi got the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Now it's your turn Celestia.
Celestia: The answer is two.
Twilight: And that's where you're wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: WHAT?!
Twilight: Everypony knows the answer is window.
Audience: *Clapping*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Derpy: How was your first jour of school?
Celestia: That's a stupid question toi traverser, croix eyed dumbass. It was horrible! Twilight Sparkle not only runs the school, but she's my teacher! I told her that one, and one is two, but she a dit I was wrong. She sucks. I wanna get out of that school quickly!
Derpy: Princess, I think your crown is getting angry.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back on the block

Master Sword: That's the end of this episode, but please be careful on the jour after Thanksgiving.
Tom: Black Friday can be very dangerous. To prove it, here's a clip we got from the internet.
poney 5: *Grabbing TV*
poney 63: HEY! Get your hooves off that TV!
poney 5: There's one just like this, go get your own TV.
poney 63: *Punches poney 5, and fights him on the ground*
Tom: If that's what Black Friday is like every year, I can imagine what it's like for African Equestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Ponies: *Shooting each other*
Black poney 35: Shoot dat Nigga! He's tryin' to steal those rims for my '64 Chevy.
Black poney 25: *Shoots Black pony*
Black poney 35: Nopony steals my rims for my car. Happy n***er friday motherf**kers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I think that's all the time we have for today. See toi after Thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End
posted by ppgFireball
Twilight: Spike, take a note please.
Spike: -takes out paper and a quill-
Twilight: dear Princess Celestia, i'm here to rapporter that we are stranded on a deserted, unknown island due to a plane crash. could toi please send help? Your faithful studdent, Twilight Sparkle.
Spike: -blows note to Celestia's castle-
1 minute later....
Spike: -burps up a note from Celestia- Dear Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student, we are sending help right now. just stay calm and stay with your friends.
Rainbow Dash: wait wait wait wait wait. how long until help arrives.
Spike: hmm...about.....1 month.
Rainbow Dash:...
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posted by karinabrony
Hey, everypony! Today I will be talking about the app and telling toi about it.

How to level up: par leveling up, toi have to buy some shops. toi can put ponies to work on there, for example, if toi make Twilight Sparkle work there, and the flour is finished, toi click on it to collect, and then toi collect some experience points and bits. The plus shops toi have, the plus experience and bits toi will get.

How to send presents: toi tap on your menu, and it says friends. toi have about 8 ou so. Tap them and press the present. That means you're giving them a gift, and they will give toi one back...
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posted by alinah_09
The suivant day..it was a holiday and also the time for that party in Ponyville

in Flame's home..he was eating breakfast and put his luggage in his living room

"i didnt get my name in that book but at least i got extra cake...besides i didnt really do anything special" he a dit munching his cereal
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in Moonlight and Moonshine's home..they were also eating their breakfast...daffodil salade and orange juice

"hehe..cant wait.." Moonshine a dit eating a part of the salade with her fork being levitated

Moonlight washed down the salade with orange jus, jus de then replied "yeah,me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It had just snowed barely an inch, and now we are focusing on the protagonists, as most of them are waiting in a house.

Sigmund is disguised as one of the corbillard drivers, and is wired. The others are telling him what to do.

Ringo is waiting in her car. Buddy, and Click-Clack are in the house.

Buddy: Just wait here for a while. When they start moving, we give Ringo the word.
Click-Clack: Got it.
Rice: *parks his car*
Mafia: Hello boss. Do toi have our cop?
Rice: Yes. We killed him yesterday, and we are going to incenerate him here.
Clint: The perfect opprotunity to do this, while we mournfully...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
riz
Rice
Why don't we go check on riz Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
Rice & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let toi go, after we get our money.

The suivant morning,...
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>What is your OC's name?
>Bolt

>How old is he?
> 19
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>What is his hobby?
> drawing
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>Does he have any relatives?
> no relatives
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>What is his personality?
> shy but assertive and competitive
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>Does he know how to make Friends easily?
>he doesn't know how to make Friends easily
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>Has he met any poney from the mane 6?
> he has met arc en ciel Dash (they butt head quite often!)
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>What was the most important thing he did in his life?
> he drew a picture of Celestia using magic
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>What is his achievements?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Number 7, and counting. I present to everypony Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord
Fluttershy........................................Whataspy...
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The last solstice

Chapter 18: Truth revealed


The Princess of the Sun gazed at the spot where Nocturnal Mirage sat earlier this day. Celestia still could not believe she actually let him inside her fortress of solitude. She could not find a logical explanation why did she let a perfect stranger into places she blocked out her family and her closest Friends from. But she knew one thing. Ever since the cobalt stallion set hoof in her suite, the voices in her head retreated, finally offering her a little peace.

The white alicorn idled in front of the busted mirror, stroking the burnt scars on her...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It was a Monday morning. As usual, Nikki got up very early. As she rubbed her eyes, she saw her little sister, still sleeping. She smiled. She immediately took a shower. She then brushed her teeth and mane. She placed her green bandana on her neck.

Meadow: *wakes up* *yawns*
Nikki: 'Morning Meadow!
Meadow: Good morning Sis.
Nikki: Any plans for today?
Meadow: Well, I was gonna go meet new friends.
Nikki: That's nice. *grabs apple*
Meadow: *brushes teeth*

Nikki's phone started to ring..

Nikki: *answers* Hello? Uh-Huh, yes, This is Nikki West. Yep. Yeah...Oh, okay.... Yeah, I know...Sure. I'll be...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Pinkie: NO! arc en ciel Dash and I are going to beat toi up!
SS: Really? So, you'll also say that toi guys are better than me?
RD: EXACTLY!
SS: Hush Rainbow, no need to cry.
RD: I AM NOT CRYING!
SS: *whispers* yet...Anyways, let me finish what I've started. *charges at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *trips SS* *giggles*
SS: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!
RD: Pinkie, take AJ, Rarity, and Fluttershy to a sûr, sans danger place. I'll deal with her.
Pinkie: *salutes* (drags the 3 ponies somewhere)
SS: Come on Rainbow-
RD: How do toi know my name?!
SS: I know everything dweeb. So, will toi rejoindre me?
RD: Never. I prefer to die than to be a villain.
SS:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was at the airport about to make his way back to Canterlot when...

German pony23: *walks into airport*
Con: I'd like one ticket to Canterlot, Equestria.
german pony88: Sure.
German pony23: Con, come over here, quick!
Con: I have to go!
German pony88: But, your ticket!
Con: What is it?
German pony23: Fenix has gone missing, and his wife is beat up badly!
Con: Let's go then.

They arrived at Fenix's house

Con: Wait here, I'll be right back.
Roseluck: Con!
Con: Roseluck, what happened?
Roseluck: Some russians came here, and kidnapped Fenix, then brought his body back here.
Con: *spots body* There's a note....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The mountain with the buildings is the one Con must get up to.
The mountain with the buildings is the one Con must get up to.
Raiden didn't survive, but the secret weapon did. It wasn't until two days later when Con & The Resistance found out.

Con: I thought thta weapon would be gone.
Edward: toi thought wrong my friend. Now the Irish are about to make the deal with the Mexicans in 3 hours, at this place north of our position.
Con: Then we'd better get a déplacer on.
Edward: I don't know lad, there's hundreds of them, and we have only five stallions.
Carole: And one mare.
Con: Then we must go.

They arrived at the place, and Con got ready to climb the mountain.

Edward: toi sure toi got this?
Con: Yeah. *climbs up*
Edward:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful jour in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering plus ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: toi really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot toi in the arm! Why aren't toi bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Con got back from flying Little Mily, M.I.6 found the building where the W.M.D's were being manufactured.

Rareesa: It's at the l’espace station?
Con: Looks like we might be going to where Luna was for 1,000 years.
S: We're not going to the moon Con.
Con: Well lets just stop these ponies now!

So they left, in Rareesa's EMW & with some pegasi carrying the others.

Rareesa: Here we are.
Con: Let's do this. *grabs MP5*

Con, and M.I.6 stormed into the l’espace station killing some ponies that got in there way.

S: *grabs pen*
Con: toi gonna blow someone up?
S: Pens don't always explode *shoots tranquilizer*...
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 The house
The house
Scootaloo got into role call with the rest of the soldiers and waited for General Sky Night to approach the members of the Ponyville's most elite regiment of warriors. 
Night came and said,"Today a rapporter had been sent to our base about...."
"Hey" Green Flame whispered to Scootaloo "yeah?" She asked 
"Aren't toi supposed to be with your sister and not here?" Flame questioned. ,"yes, but arc en ciel Dash is on a world tour with the Wonderbolts for a long time so I won't be seeing her around for awhile". 
With that Green nodded his head in understanding what the orange little Pegasus told him.
"...anyway,...
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posted by mlpfim1222
 I'm a brony deal with it!
I'm a brony deal with it!
Hello every poney this is arc en ciel dash and I am here with * I grab the mic out of Rd's hoofs
Hello this is mlpfim1222 here with arc en ciel dash.
Rainbow dash: I like it the other way...
Me: arc en ciel dash, I will be asking toi some questions and toi will answer them! So, who is your best friend out of the mane six?
RD: Well, Twilight is an egg head, pomme jack thinks she is 20% glacière than me, Rarity is way too girly, Fluttershy is boring, Pinkie pie is too annoying. So I choose Fluttershy...even though i umm..*in a tiny whisper* l’amour all of them....
Me: great pic! Fluttershy is my favorite!
RD: WHAT!?!?!?!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Every alicorn on the bateau was white, with a silver mane. The one in the middle was talking in a speaker, "Attention Con Mane! We know you're on the island. Come out now with your hooves up." Con wouldn't déplacer though. He was hiding suivant to Derpy, and Mike behind a pile of sand. The alicorn spoke again, "This is your final warning. come out now!" After waiting for nearly seven secondes every alicorn on the bateau started shooting at Con. They didn't need guns, but some were using a machine gun anyway. After shooting, and missing a hundred times, the alicorns on the bateau left the island. "We gotta...
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Pinkie might have been dead, but Celestia soon brought her back to life. She looked around and got all excited as usual, "Did we win yet?! Lets throw a party!" "Not yet Pinkie. After this battle we can have a party." I said. Pinkie soon grabbed my machine gun, and we went to look for Discord. We soon saw him pass par on a motorcycle, with a nazi in a sidecar. He shot us, hitting me with his gun. After the bike passed, he shot me. "Is he okay?" Dash asked. I wasn't though, I was dead. I'm not sure why, but I did. toi might be wondering how I'm narrating this story, after my death, but I'll get...
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posted by epicskyrimfan56
as i looked around i noticed the forest looked alot like the one at home. it was simple getting there. and there it was. the lake surrounded par blue roses. a tear comes to my eye. i say.." thank toi all, i really enjoyed my time here. toi taught me how to be a true friend.ill never forget any of toi ever". they say theyre goodbyes and i leap in the lake..... its been 5 months since that incident. me and my friend worked things out and iv not been depressed. one jour i was walkin accueil and decided to visit the lake. the roses are all wilted and dead...but i decided to visit it one plus time. i arrive at the lake. i sit down. as i peer over the lake. a tear crosses my cheek as i see floating along the lakes surface a single....blue....rose......


THE END
posted by Macareina
Anyway since I can't use my magic and I don't know where my spell book is a dit twilight I could help toi with that a dit dusk I have a book just like that I could montrer toi if toi want.the rest of toi could stay here.alright!! a dit pinkie I am going to be with Bubbleberry if anypony needs me! I'll be with caramel dur au beurre, caramel, caramel au beurre if that's ok a dit fluttershy. Oh sugercube it's ok.Yay a dit Fluttershy.Well if ya don't mind I'll be helping around here and um seeing if macareina is as tough and strong as Macintosh.. I mean helping my genderbend out.Later that jour guys I found it the spell book we can go home...
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