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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee
Previously in Ponies On The Rails
Pete: What do toi mean jinxed?
Renee: That's the only explanation sir. The tracks were in good condition, the caboose had no damage on it's wheels, ou axles, but it came derailed anyway. I'm jinxed.
Hawkeye: I think you've been telling us that for too long now. There is no such thing as a jinx.
All of a sudden, Pete's bureau fell apart.
Pete: Hey! What the-?
Renee: Has that ever happened before?
Hawkeye: No it hasn't.
Stylo: Not until now anyway.
Pete: *Very angry* Hawkeye! Stylo! Get this fucking poney out of my office right away! On the double!!
***
Hawkeye: toi seem to be going fast in reverse.
Stylo: I watched The Searchers in reverse. Everypony that died came right back to life.
Renee: Speaking of dying, that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'll go too fast on this turn, and crash my train.
Her engines ran out of fuel, and they weren't going fast enough for her to go off the rails.
Hawkeye: Looks like toi ran out of fuel.
Renee: Oh fiddlesticks.
Stylo: If toi don't get your engines back onto your train, we'll find somepony else to take it for you.
Renee: All I wanted to do was crash, and kill myself, but no! Being jinxed sucks.
Episode 70: Jinxed Part 2
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:33 AM
Railway: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Stylo had to continue on to Denver with their train, but Mirage arrived in another locomotive to take Renee's engines back to the yards. Troublesome things had been happening to Mirage however, and when he towed Renee's engines back to the yards, this is what happened.
Mirage: *Pulling Renee's engines with his engines*
Renee: *Sitting suivant to Mirage* How many engines are toi using?
Mirage: Three GP9's. We started getting them here since '54.
Renee: That's cool.
Mirage: Well I'm glad toi think so. These engines really are neat.
One of them broke down.
Mirage: Oh no! Now I've gotta get three dead diesels into the yards.
Renee: *Thinking about being Jinxed* I think I know why.
Mirage: Well don't think about it. Just sit there, and think about happy thoughts.
The seconde engine broke down.
Renee: There goes another one.
Mirage: Blimey! *Stops train* Now I don't have enough power to get us back to the yards. Now what?
Renee: We wait. I'm sure somepony will help us soon.
But it took five hours for Hawkeye, and Stylo to come back from Denver. When they did, they were told to bring Mirage, and Renee's engines back to the yards.
Hawkeye: *Stops his engines near Mirage's diesels* Make sure we're coupled up.
Stylo: *Goes out to look at couplings* We're good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Here we go. *Drives train toward yards*
Renee: All I want to do is kill myself. Is that too much to ask for?
Mirage: No, but it's a stupid decision to make.
Hawkeye: *Entering yards* We're here.
Then suddenly, Hawkeye's engine broke down.
Hawkeye: What?! Why did that happen?
Stylo: I don't know.
Renee: The jinxes keep happening!
Hawkeye: Oh for the l’amour of god, Jinxes do not exist!
Renee: Yes they do. That's why all the bad stuff has been happening to everypony around here.
Hawkeye: That's it. I can't deal with this. I'm talking to Pete about this, and we're getting her out of here!
Stylo: Oh come on Hawk-
Hawkeye: No, toi come on! If she really is jinxed, she needs to leave!
2 B continued
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee
Previously in Ponies On The Rails
Pete: What do toi mean jinxed?
Renee: That's the only explanation sir. The tracks were in good condition, the caboose had no damage on it's wheels, ou axles, but it came derailed anyway. I'm jinxed.
Hawkeye: I think you've been telling us that for too long now. There is no such thing as a jinx.
All of a sudden, Pete's bureau fell apart.
Pete: Hey! What the-?
Renee: Has that ever happened before?
Hawkeye: No it hasn't.
Stylo: Not until now anyway.
Pete: *Very angry* Hawkeye! Stylo! Get this fucking poney out of my office right away! On the double!!
***
Hawkeye: toi seem to be going fast in reverse.
Stylo: I watched The Searchers in reverse. Everypony that died came right back to life.
Renee: Speaking of dying, that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'll go too fast on this turn, and crash my train.
Her engines ran out of fuel, and they weren't going fast enough for her to go off the rails.
Hawkeye: Looks like toi ran out of fuel.
Renee: Oh fiddlesticks.
Stylo: If toi don't get your engines back onto your train, we'll find somepony else to take it for you.
Renee: All I wanted to do was crash, and kill myself, but no! Being jinxed sucks.
Episode 70: Jinxed Part 2
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:33 AM
Railway: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Stylo had to continue on to Denver with their train, but Mirage arrived in another locomotive to take Renee's engines back to the yards. Troublesome things had been happening to Mirage however, and when he towed Renee's engines back to the yards, this is what happened.
Mirage: *Pulling Renee's engines with his engines*
Renee: *Sitting suivant to Mirage* How many engines are toi using?
Mirage: Three GP9's. We started getting them here since '54.
Renee: That's cool.
Mirage: Well I'm glad toi think so. These engines really are neat.
One of them broke down.
Mirage: Oh no! Now I've gotta get three dead diesels into the yards.
Renee: *Thinking about being Jinxed* I think I know why.
Mirage: Well don't think about it. Just sit there, and think about happy thoughts.
The seconde engine broke down.
Renee: There goes another one.
Mirage: Blimey! *Stops train* Now I don't have enough power to get us back to the yards. Now what?
Renee: We wait. I'm sure somepony will help us soon.
But it took five hours for Hawkeye, and Stylo to come back from Denver. When they did, they were told to bring Mirage, and Renee's engines back to the yards.
Hawkeye: *Stops his engines near Mirage's diesels* Make sure we're coupled up.
Stylo: *Goes out to look at couplings* We're good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Here we go. *Drives train toward yards*
Renee: All I want to do is kill myself. Is that too much to ask for?
Mirage: No, but it's a stupid decision to make.
Hawkeye: *Entering yards* We're here.
Then suddenly, Hawkeye's engine broke down.
Hawkeye: What?! Why did that happen?
Stylo: I don't know.
Renee: The jinxes keep happening!
Hawkeye: Oh for the l’amour of god, Jinxes do not exist!
Renee: Yes they do. That's why all the bad stuff has been happening to everypony around here.
Hawkeye: That's it. I can't deal with this. I'm talking to Pete about this, and we're getting her out of here!
Stylo: Oh come on Hawk-
Hawkeye: No, toi come on! If she really is jinxed, she needs to leave!
2 B continued
