Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.
Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: toi know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give toi another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad toi think so.
So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters.
German Commander: Guten tag 0007.
Con: Seems like everypony has been saying that to me lately.
German Commander: It's the German way of saying hello.
Fenix: He was glad toi didn't give me something unreliable for once.
German Commander: Oh yeah? toi like the sports car? I'll get plus of them like that for you.
Con: Yeah, and if toi ever feel like toi need any muscle cars, I'm sure my boss would be plus than happy to give toi some.
Rain: *Arrives* Con, it's so good to see toi again!
Con: Likewise Ms. Bouvier. It's an honor to see you.
German Commander: toi three know what to do?
Fenix: Jawohl. We'll start the mission right away.
German Commander: Excellent. Get to the piste immediately. The plane is waiting, and it will take toi to one of our bases. From there, toi get the tanks. Once toi push ISIS away from Europe, then the three of toi will go to L.A, and defeat Ice Cube.
Con: toi can count on us sir.
German Commander: Don't I know it?
Con, Fenix, and Rain were on the plane, and they were getting close to the position of their tanks.
Pilot: Get ready to jump.
Con: We're jumping?
Fenix: Yes. We must get to the tanks as quickly as possible.
Con: Okay. Wasn't expecting to jump out of a moving plane, but if that's what we have to do..
Rain: You'll be fine.
Pilot: Go, quickly!
Con, Fenix, and Rain: *Jump out of plane, and deploy parachute*
Fenix: *Looking at ground*
Rain: Wait a second, I'm a pegasus. I don't need parachutes. *Takes off her parachute, gives it to Con, and flies down to the tanks*
Con: Okay Fenix, I think the both of us should hold onto this. I got one strap, now toi hold onto the other.
Fenix: *Grabs other strap*
Con: So it's going to take us a long time to hit the ground. What do toi want to talk about?
Fenix: I heard Pinkie Pie is your boss again. What happened to Parcival?
Con: He tried to kill Pinkie, but I shot him.
Fenix: Parcival tried to kill her?
Con: Yeah.
Fenix: That's surprising. I never thought he would do such a thing.
Con: Well he did it.
They land on the ground par their tanks.
Rain: What took toi three so long?
Con: toi gave us your parachute, and flew down here.
Rain: You're right, I did.
Fenix: You're going to stay with us on this mission, right? toi won't fly away from us like toi did with the parachutes?
Rain: Of course. toi don't really think I'm gonna abandon you, do you?
Con: That thought did traverser, croix my mind.
Rain: Come on. Let's get in our tanks, and push ISIS back. Okay?
Fenix: Okay. There are three of us, and two of our soldiers are also here with us. Five should be enough, because all ISIS has are poorly built tanks, barracks made out of sheet metal, and short range weapons.
Con: They are from the Middle East after all.
Fenix: Are we ready?
Con: Yeah.
Rain: Yes.
German Ponies: Yes sir.
Fenix: Than let's go.
The five tanks took off, and went towards ISIS territory
ISIS poney 64: Tanks incoming.
ISIS poney 52: Get our tanks out there right now.
ISIS Ponies: *Driving tanks*
Fenix: And now it's time to do something everypony does to win a tank battle. Play musique on the loudspeakers. *Plays song*
Song: link
ISIS poney 3: Music!
ISIS poney 7: It's coming from the enemy tanks!
Con: There's gotta be hundreds of tanks out there.
Fenix: They may outnumber us, but remember that their tanks are poorly built. *Shoots tank* It only takes one tank shell to destroy them.
Con: Ha! That's it? This is going to be easy. *Shoots tank*
Rain: *Shoots tank*
German poney 66: *Shoots tank*
German poney 95: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: This is impossible! They are taking down our tanks one, par one!
Con: *Shoots barracks*
ISIS Ponies: *Die*
ISIS poney 63: *Driving tank towards Con*
Con: Oh no toi don't. *Shoots tank*
ISIS poney 24: *Shoots at Fenix, then the tourelle on his tank falls off*
Fenix: Nearly got shot.
ISIS poney 24: Time for some demolition derby. *Rams Fenix*
Fenix: Somepony give me a hoof over here.
German poney 66: I'll get him. *Shoots ISIS poney 24*
Fenix: Wunderbar. That was close.
ISIS poney 35: *Going towards Rain*
Rain: *Shoots ISIS poney 35*
Con: *Shoots tank* Enemy infantry. *Uses machine gun to shoot infantry*
German poney 95: *Shoots two tanks with rapid precision*
Fenix: *Shoots infantry with tank shell* Blow them all away.
Con: Like leaves on a sidewalk. Only leaves don't have blood.
Rain: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: We are losing too many tanks! This should not be happening!
Con: *Shoots tank*
ISIS poney 51: *Driving tank, but the tracks fall apart* My tank can't move!
German poney 66: *Shoots ISIS poney 51*
Con: We only got eighty enemy tanks left.
Fenix: We're making excellent progress.
When all the enemy tanks were destroyed, the five ponies went back to where they got their tanks, and sang along to their music.
Fenix: Ob's stürmt oder schneit, Ob die Sonne uns lacht,
Con: Der Tag glühend heiß, Oder eiskalt die Nacht.
Rain: Verstaubt sind die Gesichter.
German poney 66: Doch froh ist unser Sinn, Ja unser Sinn.
German poney 95: Es braust unser panzer Im Sturmwind dahin!
2 B continued
Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: toi know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give toi another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad toi think so.
So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters.
German Commander: Guten tag 0007.
Con: Seems like everypony has been saying that to me lately.
German Commander: It's the German way of saying hello.
Fenix: He was glad toi didn't give me something unreliable for once.
German Commander: Oh yeah? toi like the sports car? I'll get plus of them like that for you.
Con: Yeah, and if toi ever feel like toi need any muscle cars, I'm sure my boss would be plus than happy to give toi some.
Rain: *Arrives* Con, it's so good to see toi again!
Con: Likewise Ms. Bouvier. It's an honor to see you.
German Commander: toi three know what to do?
Fenix: Jawohl. We'll start the mission right away.
German Commander: Excellent. Get to the piste immediately. The plane is waiting, and it will take toi to one of our bases. From there, toi get the tanks. Once toi push ISIS away from Europe, then the three of toi will go to L.A, and defeat Ice Cube.
Con: toi can count on us sir.
German Commander: Don't I know it?
Con, Fenix, and Rain were on the plane, and they were getting close to the position of their tanks.
Pilot: Get ready to jump.
Con: We're jumping?
Fenix: Yes. We must get to the tanks as quickly as possible.
Con: Okay. Wasn't expecting to jump out of a moving plane, but if that's what we have to do..
Rain: You'll be fine.
Pilot: Go, quickly!
Con, Fenix, and Rain: *Jump out of plane, and deploy parachute*
Fenix: *Looking at ground*
Rain: Wait a second, I'm a pegasus. I don't need parachutes. *Takes off her parachute, gives it to Con, and flies down to the tanks*
Con: Okay Fenix, I think the both of us should hold onto this. I got one strap, now toi hold onto the other.
Fenix: *Grabs other strap*
Con: So it's going to take us a long time to hit the ground. What do toi want to talk about?
Fenix: I heard Pinkie Pie is your boss again. What happened to Parcival?
Con: He tried to kill Pinkie, but I shot him.
Fenix: Parcival tried to kill her?
Con: Yeah.
Fenix: That's surprising. I never thought he would do such a thing.
Con: Well he did it.
They land on the ground par their tanks.
Rain: What took toi three so long?
Con: toi gave us your parachute, and flew down here.
Rain: You're right, I did.
Fenix: You're going to stay with us on this mission, right? toi won't fly away from us like toi did with the parachutes?
Rain: Of course. toi don't really think I'm gonna abandon you, do you?
Con: That thought did traverser, croix my mind.
Rain: Come on. Let's get in our tanks, and push ISIS back. Okay?
Fenix: Okay. There are three of us, and two of our soldiers are also here with us. Five should be enough, because all ISIS has are poorly built tanks, barracks made out of sheet metal, and short range weapons.
Con: They are from the Middle East after all.
Fenix: Are we ready?
Con: Yeah.
Rain: Yes.
German Ponies: Yes sir.
Fenix: Than let's go.
The five tanks took off, and went towards ISIS territory
ISIS poney 64: Tanks incoming.
ISIS poney 52: Get our tanks out there right now.
ISIS Ponies: *Driving tanks*
Fenix: And now it's time to do something everypony does to win a tank battle. Play musique on the loudspeakers. *Plays song*
Song: link
ISIS poney 3: Music!
ISIS poney 7: It's coming from the enemy tanks!
Con: There's gotta be hundreds of tanks out there.
Fenix: They may outnumber us, but remember that their tanks are poorly built. *Shoots tank* It only takes one tank shell to destroy them.
Con: Ha! That's it? This is going to be easy. *Shoots tank*
Rain: *Shoots tank*
German poney 66: *Shoots tank*
German poney 95: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: This is impossible! They are taking down our tanks one, par one!
Con: *Shoots barracks*
ISIS Ponies: *Die*
ISIS poney 63: *Driving tank towards Con*
Con: Oh no toi don't. *Shoots tank*
ISIS poney 24: *Shoots at Fenix, then the tourelle on his tank falls off*
Fenix: Nearly got shot.
ISIS poney 24: Time for some demolition derby. *Rams Fenix*
Fenix: Somepony give me a hoof over here.
German poney 66: I'll get him. *Shoots ISIS poney 24*
Fenix: Wunderbar. That was close.
ISIS poney 35: *Going towards Rain*
Rain: *Shoots ISIS poney 35*
Con: *Shoots tank* Enemy infantry. *Uses machine gun to shoot infantry*
German poney 95: *Shoots two tanks with rapid precision*
Fenix: *Shoots infantry with tank shell* Blow them all away.
Con: Like leaves on a sidewalk. Only leaves don't have blood.
Rain: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: We are losing too many tanks! This should not be happening!
Con: *Shoots tank*
ISIS poney 51: *Driving tank, but the tracks fall apart* My tank can't move!
German poney 66: *Shoots ISIS poney 51*
Con: We only got eighty enemy tanks left.
Fenix: We're making excellent progress.
When all the enemy tanks were destroyed, the five ponies went back to where they got their tanks, and sang along to their music.
Fenix: Ob's stürmt oder schneit, Ob die Sonne uns lacht,
Con: Der Tag glühend heiß, Oder eiskalt die Nacht.
Rain: Verstaubt sind die Gesichter.
German poney 66: Doch froh ist unser Sinn, Ja unser Sinn.
German poney 95: Es braust unser panzer Im Sturmwind dahin!
2 B continued
The tanks used by Con, Fenix, and Rain
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd toi bring me to Cake N' bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
Master Sword: Why'd toi bring me to Cake N' bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
