Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, toi know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that toi quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never a dit anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess toi should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: toi should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. toi could have hurt yourself.
Duke: I'm fine, but I know your fear of ants. *Looking at ant on branch*
Anthony: toi gotta be kidding me.
Duke: Let me drive the train, ou else this ant will be placed in your mane.
Anthony: Okay, it's yours.

So they switched positions in the engine. Duke drove, while Anthony did nothing. At the train station, Duke stopped his train at the station in unison with Hawkeye, who would be taking his passengers further east.

Anthony: *Gets out of train* I have done it. I got the train here all par myself.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of his train* Interesting how we got here at the same time. Our simultaneous arrival must mean only one thing.
Anthony: What?
Hawkeye: We're twin brothers.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: toi like that one? I got lots of other jokes.
Duke: *Comes out of train*
poney 54: Hey. Why were there two ponies in that diesel?
poney 63: Yeah. Usually, it's just Duke in there par himself.
Hawkeye: Well, Anthony was taking over, but unfortunately he did poorly at his job, and Duke had to take over for him.
Ponies: *Laughing, and pointing at Anthony*
Duke: *Winks at Hawkeye*
Anthony: FUCK! *Running behind a wall, and hiding from everypony*
Duke: *Appears suivant to Anthony* Poor old stallion. *Laughing* It's no good Anthony. toi can't win.

The end

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