As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause toi only been here a week, and toi keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.


Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good jour at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* toi know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before toi JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
Saten: *sighs* I was fired.
Derpy: That's horrible.. But I DID warn toi about drinking the samples..
Saten: Oh well. Back to lire those online stories.
Derpy: Oh. Ever read the one with Trixie?

CUTAWAY:

Trixie: Yes.. It is I! The gay and pitiful Trixie. And I-
Scoot: Nobody! Cares! Trixie!
Trixie: Fair enough.. But any of toi want to my funhouse?
AppleBloom: Umm. No thanks.
Trixie: Oh come on.. It's not like I'm gonna rape and murder you, under Rarity's orders..
Scootaloo: No Trixie!
SweetieBelle: But. She a dit she's 'not' gonna do that.
AppleBloom: Yeah. Seems reasonable.
Trixie: Exactly.. Lesson to your sexy friends..
Scoot: Or.. Why don't toi just buck off Trixie!
Trixie: But it's just around the corne-
Scoot: I'm serious. Go away
Trixie: *starts leaving* Not even for a min-
Scoot: *angrily screaming* JUST SCREW OFF!
Trixie: *frightenedly runs off*
Scoot: *angrily* God! She just comes out of nowhere!.. So annoying!


TO BE CONTAINUED: