As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause toi only been here a week, and toi keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.
Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good jour at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* toi know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before toi JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
Saten: *sighs* I was fired.
Derpy: That's horrible.. But I DID warn toi about drinking the samples..
Saten: Oh well. Back to lire those online stories.
Derpy: Oh. Ever read the one with Trixie?
CUTAWAY:
Trixie: Yes.. It is I! The gay and pitiful Trixie. And I-
Scoot: Nobody! Cares! Trixie!
Trixie: Fair enough.. But any of toi want to my funhouse?
AppleBloom: Umm. No thanks.
Trixie: Oh come on.. It's not like I'm gonna rape and murder you, under Rarity's orders..
Scootaloo: No Trixie!
SweetieBelle: But. She a dit she's 'not' gonna do that.
AppleBloom: Yeah. Seems reasonable.
Trixie: Exactly.. Lesson to your sexy friends..
Scoot: Or.. Why don't toi just buck off Trixie!
Trixie: But it's just around the corne-
Scoot: I'm serious. Go away
Trixie: *starts leaving* Not even for a min-
Scoot: *angrily screaming* JUST SCREW OFF!
Trixie: *frightenedly runs off*
Scoot: *angrily* God! She just comes out of nowhere!.. So annoying!
TO BE CONTAINUED:
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause toi only been here a week, and toi keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.
Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good jour at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* toi know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before toi JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
Saten: *sighs* I was fired.
Derpy: That's horrible.. But I DID warn toi about drinking the samples..
Saten: Oh well. Back to lire those online stories.
Derpy: Oh. Ever read the one with Trixie?
CUTAWAY:
Trixie: Yes.. It is I! The gay and pitiful Trixie. And I-
Scoot: Nobody! Cares! Trixie!
Trixie: Fair enough.. But any of toi want to my funhouse?
AppleBloom: Umm. No thanks.
Trixie: Oh come on.. It's not like I'm gonna rape and murder you, under Rarity's orders..
Scootaloo: No Trixie!
SweetieBelle: But. She a dit she's 'not' gonna do that.
AppleBloom: Yeah. Seems reasonable.
Trixie: Exactly.. Lesson to your sexy friends..
Scoot: Or.. Why don't toi just buck off Trixie!
Trixie: But it's just around the corne-
Scoot: I'm serious. Go away
Trixie: *starts leaving* Not even for a min-
Scoot: *angrily screaming* JUST SCREW OFF!
Trixie: *frightenedly runs off*
Scoot: *angrily* God! She just comes out of nowhere!.. So annoying!
TO BE CONTAINUED:
Scootaloo was porposely whining out complaints the whole time they spent flying to Canterlot.
Giz finally Lost it, telling her to shut up, in the same manner Spot a dit it to Rarity joining "a dog and poney show" even doing the same words and same motions.
"Or what!" Scootaloo sassed.
"You know. I never punched a child before. But there's a first time for everything" Giz grinned.
"Yeah right" Scootaloo mocked, but Giz actually did it, though not in the face, just in the stomach area.
"Ow!" Scoot groaned.
"Told you" Giz a dit syly.
"Your a bully!" Scoot cried.
"Oh. Ouch" Giz mocked.
"Oh come on man, leave her alone" Grimy insisted.
"I mean. She's just so cute" Grimy containued, even patting her on the head as if she were a puppy.
"Shut up, no she's not" Giz groaned.
Giz finally Lost it, telling her to shut up, in the same manner Spot a dit it to Rarity joining "a dog and poney show" even doing the same words and same motions.
"Or what!" Scootaloo sassed.
"You know. I never punched a child before. But there's a first time for everything" Giz grinned.
"Yeah right" Scootaloo mocked, but Giz actually did it, though not in the face, just in the stomach area.
"Ow!" Scoot groaned.
"Told you" Giz a dit syly.
"Your a bully!" Scoot cried.
"Oh. Ouch" Giz mocked.
"Oh come on man, leave her alone" Grimy insisted.
"I mean. She's just so cute" Grimy containued, even patting her on the head as if she were a puppy.
"Shut up, no she's not" Giz groaned.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song Lyrics~
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until toi all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
toi have My Little Ponies
Do toi know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
arc en ciel Dash
Rarity
Applejack
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until toi all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
toi have My Little Ponies
Do toi know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
arc en ciel Dash
Rarity
Applejack