My Little Poney Article: Saten Twist adventures 5... Part 3

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posted by Canada24

Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, ou I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.

Saten: toi know.. Maybe toi and I could be the suivant to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..

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MLP FIM THE ELEMENTS OF DARKNESS poney SCRIPT PART 3

posted by rainbowdhbrony1

THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD toi HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL toi SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS toi TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY ou WHATEVER YOUR poney NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...

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Making one last episode to SATEN TWIST SEASON 3... PART 1

posted by Canada24

Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did toi spend it all bière again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that jour came and went after toi gave yourself...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E5 Part 10

posted by Canada24

I thought I would have plus ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have plus annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my Friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro secondes after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are plus ou less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..

Awesome poney pics

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Source: joyreactor, EQD

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Counting Stars - Chapter 2: A Bet?

posted by Jade_23

Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his Friends in their favori tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose chemise and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of l’amour had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...

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Counting Stars - Chapter 1: A Personal Guard

posted by Jade_23

A/N: This story was highly inspired par The l’amour in the Night par Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, toi heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if toi don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank toi for lire and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her château in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of l’amour craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...

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papillon Effect - Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Once toi wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Lost everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.

Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...

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Project GATE Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported par EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No plus meat for you.
Applejack: toi were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...

my little poney

posted by austinhaynes

dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend par my parents until mlp came out.your montrer helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one jour i can work with toi guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are plus like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if toi can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your fan AustinHaynes

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Saten Twist adventures S3E4 PART 4

posted by Canada24

Saten: Cloudsdale? Starlight doesn't even have wings! Why would she come here?

Twi: I don't know Twist, Spike, but it looked like she could fly with just magic! Keep your eyes open. We don't know what she has planned.

[whoosh]

Spike: Isn't that arc en ciel Dash?

Twi: Did arc en ciel Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. toi don't thin-.. Saten put her down!

Saten: (hugging filly arc en ciel Dash) She's adorable!

Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!

Saten: I AM an adult.

Twi: (pulls Filly Dash away, and lets her fly off frightenedly) We don't have time for this.

Saten: (groans) Whatever.

Spike: Uh,...

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Project VOID Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Field rapporter on VOID.
Movement : OK
Compability : OK
Genes : OK
Explanation of System : In Progress.
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???
15:00
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Dan - Good jour VOID.
VOID - So... Why am I here.
Dan - Time to explain why toi got created. toi see on surface we have a body armor/mech ou rather nano Suits – Avocats sur Mesure called poney Companion System in short PCS.
VOID - Lame name...
Dan - Government called it, here in labs we call it Streanght Boosting Costume aka SBC. They were made for disabled soon Ponies took it to work and even sports as of flying in outer space. System allows nos any poney to fly without wings and use magic without honrn aswell...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 111 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444

Date: January 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss, and Hawkeye got to work a couple of minutes early, so they could look at the newly renumbered 844.

Hawkeye: Well, it's official. Her number has been changed.
Metal Gloss: I'm still really nervous about what the others will think.
Hawkeye: Perhaps they'll like the extra 4.
Metal Gloss: Maybe. Let's get started.

They got the engine coupled up to fifteen coaches, and brought the train to the station.

Metal Gloss: *Waiting for ponies to come onto the platform*
Hawkeye: No one so far.
Metal Gloss: I...

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Gran Turismo Episode 7 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.

Stallion 55: *Standing par his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*

Song: link

Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the feu house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24,...

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Darkness - Ode to Destruction Ep. 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

??? - Its over toi won't win with me.
Dan - I'll try again and again and again.
??? - Fool. *ice bolts attacks Dan*
Dan - I created toi *destroies the ice*
??? - I'm an messiah of this world!
Dan - This is why toi killed everyone and destroyed it.
??? - HAHAHAHA I helped them all.
Dan - This is not what I wanted, this is what I asked for, and here I am standing powerless...
??? - What are those walls- wait toi WONT-
Dan - In other timelines toi won't be created as fault. The key to this gate will be my SOUL
??? - NOOOOOOO!
Dan - Goodnight, GOD-Core. toi genocide. *doors shuts*
Shadow - What now...
Dan -...

Muse - Knights of Cydonia... (this song is perfect)

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Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Flim, and Flam were walking through a town called Cactus City. It was somewhere in Neighvada.

Flim: Maybe they were right.
Flam: That gem we used can be for teleporting. Too bad it disappeared when we got here.
Flim: It looks like we're in the late 1800's.
Flam: But what part of the late 1800's?
Newspaper Pony: Extra, extra! Hot from the press, and being delivered to ponies all over Equestria! The transcontinental Railroad is almost complete.
Flim: The early late 1800's.

Not far away, Tom was with Jebediah in front of a saloon.

Tom: Tell the boss I'll be right back. I think I found some ponies that'll...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 4
Re - imagination

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Shadowknight - *wakes up in bed* huh... *tries to stand up* shit *grabs his stomach* a wound... Huh... *puts head on pillow* where... Exactly I am...
Lilly - Are toi OK for visitors?
Shadowknight - ... I guess...
Pearl - *runs inside* Herooo! *jumps on bed* You're ok?
Emerald - *runs Inside* You're ... OK... Thanks god... *tears montrer up in her eyes*
Shadowknight - H-Hey you're crying come on... I'm not leaving so soon... Alright...
Emerald - I take your word...
Shadowknight - Good...
Lilly - I have to speak with your knight... Alone...
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Lilly - Those ponies were from Arthur......

MLP Crossover

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Dan Rants. Episode 3 : Criticism and dumbass effect.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

So in this Dan Rants there gonna be plus animé shit and some Criticitism toward this club.

This club is pretty much... Eh...
We don't have so much alive people and well some good people are rip. So I shall ask toi - let's boost it up.

So in first episode I a dit about "user of the month" thing. So I thought of making it happens but I don't know how many votes would drop. toi can expect votes possibly made tomorrow (will try to put most people in them but choose will be free toi will be able to add it for yourself)

So I get alot of criticism on "to toi don't like Sword art online and Free ? Wow he...