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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Jeff returned to his army's HQ in Ponyville, he saw Twilight Sparkle.

Jeff: Colonel Williams has been defeated Princess.
Twilight: Good work man. You're learning very quickly. However, there's another poney toi must kill. The poney Alliance has heavy defenses set up in Manehattan. If we take over that town, we can take control of their stock market, and make them go bankrupt. We've been trying to take that town for a long time, but we've never succeeded.
Jeff: Who is the suivant poney toi want me to kill?
Twilight: A general, par the name of Mazda Friscero. He's a unicorn, and knows a lot of powerful spells. I don't expect toi to survive this mission, but if toi do, I have one plus mission for you, and then toi will get to fight the toughest target ever.
Jeff: I will not fail toi Princess. *About to leave room*
Twilight: Jeff, before toi go, I want toi to learn about creating a shield.
Jeff: What for?
Twilight: Try to shoot me right now.
Jeff: Are toi crazy?
Twilight: No, just do it.
Jeff: *Shoots gun at Twilight*
Twilight: *Blocks bullet with shield* That's why I want toi to learn about the shield spell. Now go practice, and when toi finish, go to Manehattan, and kill General Friscero.

Jeff was walking to the training room, but little did he know, Proxy would have another trick up his sleeve.

Jeff: *Walking to training room*
Proxy: *As Pinkie Pie* Fear me, und my Party Cannon!
Jeff: *Uses spell to pick up Proxy, and throws him into wall*
Proxy: *Turns back to normal* Ah, Master. Another excellent duel.
Jeff: Well Proxy, toi did catch me par surprise. Did Twilight tell toi about our suivant assignment?
Proxy: Yes, and it seems very dangerous.
Jeff: We'll complete the mission. First, she wants me to practice creating a shield.
Proxy: Ah, excellent. Let's get started now.

And so they did. Jeff was in the room, while Proxy was standing par another part of the room with a bunch of buttons.

Proxy: The first thing we need to do is to create the shield. toi can create one in front of you, ou one surrounding your entire body. First, let's start with the one in front of you.
Jeff: *Using magic to create shield in front of him*
Proxy: Good, now make a shield surrounding your entire body. This is useful when being attacked from multiple areas.
Jeff: *Creates shield surrounding his entire body*
Proxy: Excellent master! Now, let's get down to business. Use the shield spell to protect yourself against this turret. *Hits button, and a tourelle appears on the ceiling. It starts shooting bullets at Jeff*
Jeff: *Creates shield in front of him*
Proxy: None of the bullets hit you. Excellent master! Try using the other shield, to protect yourself from multiple turrets. *Hits two buttons*

Two plus turrets appeared, and all three of them were shooting at Jeff.

Jeff: *Creates shield around himself*
Proxy: Excellent master! toi can also use the shield spell to protect others. Use it to protect the nearby Nazi Soldier standing out in the open. *Makes turrets shoot at Nazi*
Jeff: *Creates shield protecting Nazi*
Proxy: Excellent master! Multiple shields can be created. Two plus soldiers have arrived, and they need to be protected par the enemy. *Makes turrets shoot at soldiers*
Jeff: *Creates shields for each soldier*
Proxy: Excellent master! toi have completed this training session. It's time to go to Manehattan.

2 B continued
It was 12am in Ponyville, and all the ponies were asleep, except for one little pony, Score. For some reason she couldn't sleep well.

Score: Ugh!! Why can't I sleep?!?!? (Looks at clock) UGH!!!

Score gets out of bed, and grabs a cup of milk. Then, she finally falls asleep. At around 3am, she hears a loud noise. And she decides to go and investigate.

Score: W-Who's there?!
????: ...........
Score: (grabs pan) Come out wherever toi are!!!!
????: GET IN THE BAG!!!!
Score: What?!?!
????: That's right, get in the buckin Bag!
Score: *gasp* *whispers* the army.....

Suddenly, a bunch of Colts dressed in uniforms...
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pomme Jack:Apple Bloom,how many times have I told toi that toi need to clean up your bedroom!
pomme Bloom:Sorry sis,but I think I am going to get my cutie mark.
pomme Jack:Fine,but suivant time,I want to see your room shine plus than a twice cleaned apple.
pomme Bloom:I got it.Now,let's draw.
pomme Jack:What?You think your special talent is drawing?Ha ha ha!
pomme Bloom:We will see about that.Come on,see this.
pomme Jack:Wow,all these are your drawings?
pomme Bloom:Yep!
pomme Jack:I don't beleive you!Draw me.
pomme Bloom:Ok,but this might get a hour.
pomme Jack:Two weeks if toi need!
pomme Bloom:*Starts painting*
*One heure later*
pomme Jack:Wow,you weren't laying.
pomme Bloom:*Sees the end of her body*.Sis,am I dreaming now?
pomme Jack:No.Let's take Big Mac,and ask him.
pomme Bloom:Am I dreaming?
Big Mac:Nop-e.
pomme Jack:Let's party.
pomme Bloom:In your face,Diamond Tiara,Silver Spoon.*Parties for the rest of the night*
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry was smoking a cigar with the boss.

Boss: I trust toi enjoyed sleeping in the basement. I have some of the finest rooms down there.
Larry: Honestly, that just sounds creepy.
Boss: What do toi call the basement then?
Larry: The bottom floor. Seriously though, there were a lot of rooms down there.
Boss: And there are a lot of employees here that work their plots off. Now listen. I have a plan on how to help this company financially. It requires brains, intelligence. I think toi can help me.
Larry: What is it that I have to do?
Boss: Tell them that the promotion is cancelled. It isn't really....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 5: link

After winning the semi finals, Ditto took his team out to celebrate at pizza Hut.

Ditto: It was a really great game, and I'm proud of all of you.
Sunny: Thanks coach.
Silver: And we'll montrer those Spiders what we're capable of.
Ditto: Yeah.
Thomas: Man I still can't believe that serve toi made on the net, and how the ball was just rolling on it. That was cool.
Erik: Well, when your teammate is good at serving, things happen. toi know?
Thomas: I guess that's true. I have made the ball land on the net a few times, and it has rolled to the center, falling on the other team's side....
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Pinkie Pie is now the new leader of the 3rd reich.
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