At the construction site, me, and Con were surrounded par Discord, and his soldiers.
Sean: So, you've been planning this your entire time.
Discord: That is correct. Now, tell me something. Why are toi two working together to defeat me?
Con: Why are toi asking us that?
Sean: He could be trying something.
Discord: Oh, but I won't mess up your mind, and turn your body grey, even though I would like to do that, but I digress.
Con: Out of all the places to take us for being killed, why this place?
Discord: Because toi two are going to walk to the haut, retour au début of this building, jump off, and kill yourselves.
Sean: I don't think so.
Discord: Who cares what toi think? But, there's one thing we should do for toi my hedgehog friend.
Sean: And what is that?
Discord: Sargent!
Mexican Sargent: *Arrives*
Discord: As toi probably noticed, the Sarge is a unicorn. He is going to turn toi into a pony.
Sean: No thanks. I had that happen par accident a couple of years il y a from Celestia before she passed away, and I do not want it to happen again.
Discord: Again, who cares about your opinion? toi will be turned into a pony, and toi will get used to it.
Not far away, on haut, retour au début of a three story building was arc en ciel Dash. She had a sniper rifle, and was planning to shoot everypony that was trying to kill Sean, and Con.
Mexican Sargent: *Using magic to turn Sean into a pony*
arc en ciel Dash: *Aiming fusil, carabine at Sargent*
Discord: *Excited*
arc en ciel Dash: *Shoots Mexican Sargent*
Discord: *Not excited*
Sean: Let's go Con. *Runs away*
Con: *Follows Sean*
Discord: What are toi idiots waiting for? Kill them!
Mexican Ponies: *Running after Sean, and Con*
Con: Now what?!
Sean: I saw a truck that we can use to escape.
Con: What kind of a truck?
Sean: You'll see.
Mexican poney 64: *Shooting at Con*
Con: Please tell me we're almost there.
Sean: Yeah, we're almost there.
Con: *Sees truck with crane* Is that it?
Sean: Yeah. Get in the driver's seat. I'll operate the crane.
Con: *Gets in driver's seat, and starts truck*
Mexican Ponies: *Stop running, and staring at truck* Shoot them! *Shooting truck*
Con: *Driving truck towards them*
Mexican Ponies: *Running out of the way* Get to your vehicles. *Running to cars*
Con: What made toi think about taking this?
Sean: The crane. We could do something awesome with it, like flip some enemy cars over.
Con: Although that is awesome, the idea of a car chase, is to get away from the ponies chasing us.
Sean: Whatever, just keep that pedal floored.
Con: I am, and we hit our haut, retour au début speed of eighty miles an hour.
Mexicans: *Showing up in cars*
Sean: Con? They're here.
Con: Do what toi a dit toi would do with that crane, and flip those guys over.
Sean: *Using crane, and gets hook under a car* I got one. *Raises crane, and makes car fall on haut, retour au début of another car*
Mexicans: AHH!! *Shooting at Sean*
Sean: Haha, I have a window in front of me to protect me from those bullets. toi can't get me!
Mexican poney 64: *Shoots window*
Sean: aaaaaaaaand, it just broke.
Mexican poney 81: *Driving car*
Mexican poney 77: *Shooting at Sean*
Sean: *Taking cover, then uses the grue, crane to break the front window*
Mexican poney 81: *Slows down*
Sean: *Grabs gun*
Mexican poney 77: *Reloading*
Sean: This must be my lucky day. *Pulls trigger* Oh great, I'm out of ammo too. *Reloads gun*
Mexican poney 77: *Firing gun*
Sean: *Taking cover*
Con: How's it going back there?
Sean: Let's just say, you're lucky not to be where I am right now.
Con: Right, I'll keep that in mind.
Sean: *Picks up enemy car with crane*
Mexican poney 81: Put us down!!
Con: *Driving on a bridge*
Sean: *Sees storm drain, then hangs car over the side of the bridge*
Mexican poney 81: Don't toi dare drop us!!
Sean: It was nice to meet you! *Drops car*
The two Mexicans in the car were shouting as they fell into the storm drain. Their car fell on it's roof, and both ponies died.
2 B continued
Sean: So, you've been planning this your entire time.
Discord: That is correct. Now, tell me something. Why are toi two working together to defeat me?
Con: Why are toi asking us that?
Sean: He could be trying something.
Discord: Oh, but I won't mess up your mind, and turn your body grey, even though I would like to do that, but I digress.
Con: Out of all the places to take us for being killed, why this place?
Discord: Because toi two are going to walk to the haut, retour au début of this building, jump off, and kill yourselves.
Sean: I don't think so.
Discord: Who cares what toi think? But, there's one thing we should do for toi my hedgehog friend.
Sean: And what is that?
Discord: Sargent!
Mexican Sargent: *Arrives*
Discord: As toi probably noticed, the Sarge is a unicorn. He is going to turn toi into a pony.
Sean: No thanks. I had that happen par accident a couple of years il y a from Celestia before she passed away, and I do not want it to happen again.
Discord: Again, who cares about your opinion? toi will be turned into a pony, and toi will get used to it.
Not far away, on haut, retour au début of a three story building was arc en ciel Dash. She had a sniper rifle, and was planning to shoot everypony that was trying to kill Sean, and Con.
Mexican Sargent: *Using magic to turn Sean into a pony*
arc en ciel Dash: *Aiming fusil, carabine at Sargent*
Discord: *Excited*
arc en ciel Dash: *Shoots Mexican Sargent*
Discord: *Not excited*
Sean: Let's go Con. *Runs away*
Con: *Follows Sean*
Discord: What are toi idiots waiting for? Kill them!
Mexican Ponies: *Running after Sean, and Con*
Con: Now what?!
Sean: I saw a truck that we can use to escape.
Con: What kind of a truck?
Sean: You'll see.
Mexican poney 64: *Shooting at Con*
Con: Please tell me we're almost there.
Sean: Yeah, we're almost there.
Con: *Sees truck with crane* Is that it?
Sean: Yeah. Get in the driver's seat. I'll operate the crane.
Con: *Gets in driver's seat, and starts truck*
Mexican Ponies: *Stop running, and staring at truck* Shoot them! *Shooting truck*
Con: *Driving truck towards them*
Mexican Ponies: *Running out of the way* Get to your vehicles. *Running to cars*
Con: What made toi think about taking this?
Sean: The crane. We could do something awesome with it, like flip some enemy cars over.
Con: Although that is awesome, the idea of a car chase, is to get away from the ponies chasing us.
Sean: Whatever, just keep that pedal floored.
Con: I am, and we hit our haut, retour au début speed of eighty miles an hour.
Mexicans: *Showing up in cars*
Sean: Con? They're here.
Con: Do what toi a dit toi would do with that crane, and flip those guys over.
Sean: *Using crane, and gets hook under a car* I got one. *Raises crane, and makes car fall on haut, retour au début of another car*
Mexicans: AHH!! *Shooting at Sean*
Sean: Haha, I have a window in front of me to protect me from those bullets. toi can't get me!
Mexican poney 64: *Shoots window*
Sean: aaaaaaaaand, it just broke.
Mexican poney 81: *Driving car*
Mexican poney 77: *Shooting at Sean*
Sean: *Taking cover, then uses the grue, crane to break the front window*
Mexican poney 81: *Slows down*
Sean: *Grabs gun*
Mexican poney 77: *Reloading*
Sean: This must be my lucky day. *Pulls trigger* Oh great, I'm out of ammo too. *Reloads gun*
Mexican poney 77: *Firing gun*
Sean: *Taking cover*
Con: How's it going back there?
Sean: Let's just say, you're lucky not to be where I am right now.
Con: Right, I'll keep that in mind.
Sean: *Picks up enemy car with crane*
Mexican poney 81: Put us down!!
Con: *Driving on a bridge*
Sean: *Sees storm drain, then hangs car over the side of the bridge*
Mexican poney 81: Don't toi dare drop us!!
Sean: It was nice to meet you! *Drops car*
The two Mexicans in the car were shouting as they fell into the storm drain. Their car fell on it's roof, and both ponies died.
2 B continued
Ahem.
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious vidéos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever ou wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, ou they are just trolling.
If toi people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious vidéos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever ou wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, ou they are just trolling.
If toi people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..