posted by Seanthehedgehog
The suivant morning, everypony tried out Sacred Symphony's plan. They walked around the compound, and poured the dirt on the ground, and kicked it in. Some of the ponies even poured dirt in gardens that the ponies were creating. After that, the gardeners would rake the dirt until it blended in.
Shredder: *Marching with other ponies* Alright fella's, look sharp! *stops*
Ponies: *Dropping dirt*
Ponies: *Kicking in dirt*
Shredder: That look's sharp! *Continues marching*
Gilda: *Walking towards gardens*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Gilda* Princess...
Celestia: Oh *sees Gilda, and stops gardening*
Gilda: No, no. Please continue. I didn't want to ruin the hard work that you're putting in your gardens.
Celestia: Why thank you.
Gilda: Some ponies already did that for you.
Celestia: What do toi mean?
Gilda: I mean they're walking into your garden.
Celestia: We haven't planted seeds yet.
Gilda: Well toi better. I've got a great recipe for pie, and I grow a lot of fruit to make that recipe. Is it possible to put fleurs in a pie?
Celestia: toi can't eat flowers.
Gilda: Hmph. Good point *Walks away*
Sacred Symphony: Don't toi get the slightest feeling that she knows what we're doing?
Celestia: Impossible. She would've taken me into her office for that.
Four hours later, it started raining, but Gordon has something special for everypony. Red traverser, croix packages.
Gordon: *Knocks on door*
Shredder: Come in.
Gordon: *Arrives* Hey, I've got some stuff for you. Cigarettes, four packs. Dutch chocolate, two packs. toi have one jar of marmelade, grain de raisin, raisin flavor. This fraise confiture, marmelade is for Jade, and for Pablo, we have a new hat.
Shredder: *Grabs something from his closet* Danish butter, one jar. I liberated this from Gilda's mess supply.
Gordon: Well, that pretty much sums up all of the gifts for us prisoners. Will toi give these to them? I have to go outside.
While Shredder was delivering the gifts to everypony, this is what Gordon was doing.
Sigmund: *waiting for Gordon*
Gordon: And a 1, and a 2, and a 1 2 3 4.
Ponies: *Singing* Oh come all ye faithful. Joyful, and triumphant.
While Gordon, and other ponies were singing, Sigmund, and the others were hammering some peices of metal together.
Bartholomew: *Arrives* Sigmund, where the fuck is that air pump?
Sigmund: Oh, it's right in here sir. *Opens closet*
arc en ciel Dash & Shining Armor: *Puts air pompe on table*
Bartholomew: Why isn't it in yet? The ponies digging in those tunnels are having a hard time breathing air, and this is holding us up badly.
Sigmund: We're just working on the air ducts now sir.
Bartholomew: *Sees air ducts* Good. Have it in par tomorrow morning.
Sigmund: *Knods head yes*
After Shredder delivered the gifts, he saw Jordyn, one of the changeling guards.
Shredder: *Standing suivant to Jordyn* toi got a light?
Jordyn: Oh, yes. *Lights lighter*
Shredder: Thanks *Sets cigarette, and smokes*
Jordyn: *Staring at Shredder*
Shredder: Oh, I'm sorry! *Holding cigarette pack* Would toi like one?
Jordyn: *Takes cigarette* I'll smoke it later when I'm off duty, thank you.
Shredder: Take a few for your friends.
Jordyn: Okay *Takes two more*
Shredder: Sure is pretty out today.
Jordyn: Yeah, but I think it might rain soon.
Shredder: Uh, no hold on. Red sky at night sailor's delight. Red sky in morning, sailor takes warning. I saw a red sky last night.
Jordyn: I never heard of that before.
Shredder: I learned it in the boyscouts.
Jordyn: toi were a boyscout?
Jordyn: I was a girl scout, and I had nineteen merit badges.
Shredder: Oh yeah? Well I had twenty.
Jordyn: I was working on my twentieth, when Twilight Sparkle came, and made me rejoindre Nazi Forces.
Shredder: Oh, I see. salut Jordyn, do toi think you'll stay in the army after the war's over.
Jordyn: Oh no. I could tell toi a lot of things that would make your tail stay up for a long time. My teeth...
Shredder: Your teeth?
Jordyn: Our dentist here is a butcher.
Shredder: Well.. It's a soldier's right to complain.
Jordyn: Maybe in your army, but here? One little bit of criticism, and bang, to the Mexican Front.
Shredder: Is that so?
Jordyn: *Knods yes*
Shredder: Is that so? That's just terrible. *walking towards door* Jordyn, why don't we go into my room?
Jordyn: I better not. If Major Skyler sees me, then bang.
Shredder: Oh, alright. I was just about to make some coffee. toi know, real coffee. *Goes to room*
Jordyn: *Follows Shredder*
Shredder: *Goes into room* Coffee, coffee.
Jordyn: *Looks at Shredder's gifts* Marmalade?
Shredder: Oh yeah, my grandmother keeps sending me all this. *Searching for coffee*
Jordyn: Dutch chocolate? That's amazing.
Shredder: Oh yeah, take one.
Jordyn: *Takes chocolate*
Shredder: *Puts Gilda's beurre on table*
Jordyn: *sees butter* This belongs to Gilda!
Shredder: Oh yeah.. Keep it.
Jordyn: No! I must leave.
Shredder: *Gets in Jordyn's way* It's okay Jordyn. We're friends.
Jordyn: With toi in the cooler, will we still be friends? I must rapporter this!
Shredder: I don't get it. rapporter what? You, and me were chatting in my room?
Jordyn: *Returns marmalade, and chocolate*
Shredder: *Takes Jordyn's wallet*
Jordyn left the room, but didn't know her wallet got stolen.
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