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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are toi 0007?
Con: Yes. And toi are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do toi need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! toi weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD CARE LESS! CAN'T toi HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?! *Hangs up*
P: *Puts phone away* Get someone to bring him back here, now.

Meanwhile, with Lola, and Con

Lola: *stops car at hotel* Yolo was Frank's secondary in chief, until Frank died. He murdered my entire family, and I want to get back at him for that.
Con: Are we spending the night here?
Lola: That depends. Are toi going to help me stop Yolo?
Con: I might as well. The C.I.E wants me dead for killing Frank.
Lola: toi did the right thing. *Leaves car*
Con: *Gets out of car* This is a five étoile, star hotel, right?
Lola: How would toi settle on four stars?
Con: *Sighs* Okay.

At Canterlot, P was making plans to get Con back to Headquarters.

P: Moneybit, I'll have toi disguised as another pony. We can't let Con know that he's being taken here.
Money: So, what am I supposed to do?
P: Make it look like you're going to take him someplace to be killed. When toi get towards the airport, knock him out. If anypony asks, use your hypnotizing spell to get them out of your way.
Moneybit: Yes sir. It should only take me two days to get Con here.
P: Two is all toi need.

Speaking of two

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh toi from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this poney
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are toi doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did toi do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: toi sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will montrer toi them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: toi see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do toi think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, toi there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a rapporter of a poney trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the seconde story of Cendrillon II: Dreams Come True. I hope that toi will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny jour in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, ou just relaxing their jour away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other plus often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case toi are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rue to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a poney get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the poney was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our suivant target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are toi waiting for? Stab me if toi can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are toi doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, toi are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Friends but i forgive toi now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed toi to do toi need any help dashy"
"ya can toi um(looks aroud) can toi clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back toi must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE toi SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are toi okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do toi have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do toi need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he a dit he was. Later, Score introduced her Friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, écriture another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made par Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This montrer was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful jour in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have toi done?
Pete: You're...
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added by ChibiEmmy
Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told toi that toi should......
Spike:Oh,why the foins, hay don't toi stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get toi a mice hole,for toi to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if toi want,I can give toi a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what toi are passing!Do toi have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as toi want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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An assassin and a gaming poney play something about trains.
video
my
magic
friendship
my little poney
friendship is magic
My Little Poney
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.

Codename : Black Friday.

//: 21st SAS Squadron
-Commander Hooffman.
-Sergeant Tower
-Copral Nighthook
-Private First Class Workman.

Location : Equestrian Waters.


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SAS Leader - We are proceeding to check the ship.
Dan - Copy. Do what it takes to check it.
Baseplate - 21st This ship may contain nuclear reactors be advised.

Hooffman - Rodger. Alright Lads. Time to roll *goes onto ship*
Tower - This place stinks like fish.
Hooffman - Don't chit chat.
Tower - Aye sir.
Nighthook - I see someone on deck.
Workman - I don't like it mates.
Hooffman - Neither do I. *sets at doors* On toi Night.
Nighthook...
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After Shining Armor finishes the Crystalling preparations and Cadance finishes addressing the public, Twilight and Pinkie Pie arrive with the baby to begin the ceremony. However, once the baby is separated from Pinkie, she starts to cry. Her booming wail causes the Crystal cœur, coeur to shatter into pieces.

Applejack: I'm guessin' that's gonna make it harder to do the Crystalling.

Twilight: It's worse than that. Without the Heart, the Crystal Empire's about to be buried under a mountain of ice and snow!

Saten: (checking on them) Are toi friggin kidding me!?

Rarity: So... not only can we not take part...
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