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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and arc en ciel Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash toi made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was donné this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours. She fell from this cloud, and I couldn't find her. After falling to her death, I guess there was this other poney that brought her back to life. Now she's a unicorn again.

Anyway, we're all hanging out at Twilight's when Zecora comes knocking in the house.

Zecora: Are toi guys having a party?
Twilight: No, and toi can feel free to leave whenever toi want!
Zecora: But I like your place. It has clean floors! AAAAAAAAAAAAH
arc en ciel Dash: Here we go again!
Rarity: Seriously?
arc en ciel Dash: I beat her once, I can do it again. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

The ground shook as we shouted at each other, then suddenly a huge bright light appeared in the middle of the room, and things seemed the same.

Twilight: What happened?
Zecora: I don't know. I was going to curse you, but she messed it up. toi guys have really clean floors.
arc en ciel Dash: Aww yeah. Nopony can defeat the almighty arc en ciel Dash.
Pinkie Pie: If your curse didn't work what was with that huge light?
Zecora: No clue.

Then suddenly, another poney that looked almost like Twilight came walking down the stairs.

FIM Twilight: Man, what da fuq is dis?
Twilight: Do I really sound black in this world?
FIM Twilight: I don't know man. toi try robbin a boat, and see what happens! Who are you?
arc en ciel Dash: I'm arc en ciel Dash, and these are my friends.
FIM: Twilight: arc en ciel Dash don't talk like that!
arc en ciel Dash: Well If I don't sound like arc en ciel Dash who am I then? Oh My god!! Have I been impersonating someone this entire time?!?!
Fluttershy: Uhm. No?
arc en ciel Dash: I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail for impersonating somepony! *hugs Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Get your capitolist hooves off me! *pushes arc en ciel Dash*
FIM Twilight: Man, this is crazy.
Spike: Well, they are idiots. Even this version of Twilight.
Twilight: Shut up.
FIM Twilight: Man, your Irish? I gotta get the rest of my friends. In the meantime, toi make yoselves comfortable. *leaves*
Applejack: Why don't we go check out what this version of Equestria looks like.
Twilight: Not a bad idea, if toi wanna get killed!
Rarity: I actually agree with cidre fort, applejack for once. Let's see what this version of Equestria looks like.
arc en ciel Dash: She did say we should make ourselves comfortable. In the meantime we oughta check out what this world looks like.
Zecora: It seems the same so far.
Twilight: Great. You're here. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Rarity: I wonder what the stallions are like. I'm going to make out with all of them!
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Pinkie is going to try, and bribe the Celestia in this world to give Pinkie nuclear weapons. Then, when she returns to her world, she will bomb Fluttershy's house! *laughs*
Fluttershy: I don't want my house bombed!
Twilight: Let's just get out of here!

And so we left. Twilight, and Spike left with each other, I went with Applejack, and the rest just stayed with each other.

Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, toi look just like me, but toi sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is toi from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans dead, yes.
FIM Pinkie: Nein! Germans are cheerful!
Pinkie Pie: Germans are murderers. yes
FIM Pinkie: NEIN! I don't murder anyone!
Pinkie Pie: (I do, but she must not know this) Take Pinkie to Celestia
FIM Pinkie: Ok *drives*
Zecora: That was a clean car.

Meanwhile with me, and cidre fort, applejack

arc en ciel Dash: salut look, it's the other version of Sweet pomme Acres.
Applejack: Cool. Wait a minute, who's that green poney on the rocking chair?
arc en ciel Dash: I don't know.
FIM Applejack: Hey, Big Mac, don't toi think that poney with arc en ciel Dash looks like me?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
FIM Applejack: See if they can hang with us.
Big Mac: Eeyup *walks towards arc en ciel Dash, and Applejack*
arc en ciel Dash: Big Mac is walking towards us.
Applejack: I wonder what he wants.
Big Mac: *notices both ponies* Uh, hello.
arc en ciel Dash: Hi!
Big Mac: My sister wanted to know if toi two could hang out, ou help out?
arc en ciel Dash: Uh, ok.
Applejack: Yeah.

We followed Big Mac to the other Applejack, and soon she noticed something.

FIM Applejack: Hmm, your friend looks exactly like me.
arc en ciel Dash: That's because she's from another world.
FIM Applejack: ok. What's with your voice?
arc en ciel Dash: My voice? I always sounded like this?
FIM Applejack: Sounds too masculine. Are toi spies? What have toi done with my friends?! *hits arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: Aaah!! What have I done wrong?! We ended up here par accident! We're really from another world!!

Twilight, and Spike on the other hand.

Twilight: Well, at least all the ponies that live here aren't stupid.
Spike: Aye. None of them are saying meep, ou have german accents.
FIM Pinkie: *stops driving* Twilight!!
Twilight: Except for this Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight look! Pinkie has found her identical twin.
FIM Pinkie: Is this your Twilight?
Pinkie Pie: No, yes. Pinkie advises toi to drive away quickly.
FIM Pinkie: *floors it*
Twilight: Welp, it seems like everyone hear has a car. Good riddance on public transportation.

FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and arc en ciel Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of arc en ciel Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM arc en ciel Dash: Oh, of course toi had to beat me up! Why couldn't toi have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat toi up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no poney get beat up?
FIM Twilight: Thanks Fluttershy. Now listen, gather all the impostors, and bring them to my place. And while your at it, look for our Pinkie Pie.
Others: Yes ma'am! *run off*

The FIM Pinkie Pie was driving to Canterlot. RDP Pinkie was sticking to her plan on taking nuclear weapons.

FIM Pinkie: So what's with all these nuclear weapons toi want?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie has plans to use these weapons to bomb Fluttershy's house! Hehehehahahahahaha!
FIM Pinkie: Your Fluttershy, ou my Fluttershy?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie's Fluttershy. She has not met the version of Fluttershy of this world yet. We're at the castle, stop here.
FIM Pinkie: *stops car*
RDP Pinkie: Now wait here, and Pinkie will return with the weapons. *goes to Celestia*
FIM Pinkie: (Why does she déplacer like a poorly animated cartoon?)
RDP Pinkie: Helloooo Celestia, yes.
Celestia: Hi Pinkie Pie. What brings toi to Canterlot?
RDP Pinkie: (She's not british! ou a mockery to Twilight! Whatever, toi have something important to do) Pinkie would like to see your nuclear weapons, ou bombs.
Celestia: Really?
RDP Pinkie: yes. Pinkie believes these 5,000 bits will cover for what you've got.
Celestia: *sees money* Ok. Please follow me.
RDP Pinkie: *follows Celestia*
Celestia: *opens door* These airplanes have bombs loaded in them already. Please take a look at them all, and choose what toi want.

Meanwhile

RDP Twilight: *enters house* Ugh, I'm so bored here. I wanna go back to my version of Equestria.
RDP Spike: What about all those things toi enjoyed when we were outside?
RDP Twilight: True. But there's nothing to do here.
FIM arc en ciel Dash: Except for sabotage with our minds! *kicks RDP Twilight*
FIM Twilight: Man, I told toi not to attack them!!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: I don't give a buck, one of them made me look like a pussy! Where's arc en ciel Dash?!
RDP Spike: You're plus smarter then the arc en ciel Dash from our world, that's for sure.
FIM arc en ciel Dash: Shut up, and talk! *grabs gun*
FIM Applejack: Whoa whoa whoa, where did toi get that?
FIM arc en ciel Dash: My boyfriend gave it to me!

Back at Sweet pomme Acres

RDP arc en ciel Dash: *wakes up* salut Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet pomme Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: arc en ciel Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get toi free *unties arc en ciel Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP arc en ciel Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: *pushes chair*
RDP Applejack: *falls over* Ow! What are toi doing?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Applebloom: This can't be for real. *cuts rope*
RDP Applejack: Oh thank toi Applebloom! Now we gotta go. *runs*
RDP arc en ciel Dash: *Flies*

Meanwhile...

RDP Spike: We don't know where she is! All we know she's with Applejack!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: So they're at Sweet pomme Acres?
RDP Spike: Maybe!!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: *fires gun*
RDP Spike: *dodges bullet* Jeez! What do toi want from us?! We don't know anything!!!
RDP Twilight: *makes gun disappear*
FIM arc en ciel Dash: Oh damnit.
RDP Twilight: Now listen. We really need to get back to our world. Get your Twilight to make a portal, and I'll go find my friends.
RDP Spike: They probably won't be your Friends after we get back.

Then suddenly plus bullets hit the mur near Twilight, and Spike.

RDP Twilight: What... The... Fuck?!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: *using sparkle cannon* Who a dit we were done here?

Still. Could be worse

Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehehahahaha!!! Pinkie has acquired her aircraft. She can now go bomb Fluttershy's house!!
Police: *flying helicopters*
Pinkie Pie: No! Those cops are chasing Pinkie! What is Pinkie doing wrong?
Police: toi are in a military air space, toi must land!!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie cannot surrender! *shoots helicopters*
Police: Nooo *crash*
FIM Pinkie: She did what?!
Celestia: Apparently, the other Pinkie flew the airplane I gave her, and she attacked two police helicopters.
FIM Pinkie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein! Now they'll think I shot them!!
Celestia: I'll inform the police about this at once.

Returning to the RDP Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora.

Rarity: If toi didn't try to curse us, we would't be in this mess!
Zecora: That's it! With arc en ciel Dash missing, I'll have to curse you. Aaaaaaaaa
Rarity: Yeah, like that's going to work.
Zecora: Ok, toi two are cursed now *runs off*
Fluttershy: Um. What do we do?
Rarity: Nothing!! That's what we do about everything!! Now I'm going to go find a stallion to rape

While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated par most of the FIM Mane 6.

FIM arc en ciel Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who a dit we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM arc en ciel Dash: toi just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP arc en ciel Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM arc en ciel Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP arc en ciel Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: toi made me look weak! In front of Applejack!!!
FIM Applejack: It was pretty funny though. How did Big Mac let toi escape?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: It was Applebloom that let us free.
RDP Applejack: Why would toi tell them that?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: I don't know. I really want to get out of here though.
Zecora: Hey, I cursed Rarity, and Fluttershy,
FIM Rarity: What? What kind of Zecora are you?
Zecora: Aaaaaaahhhhhh
FIM Twilight: Man, what's she doing?!
RDP arc en ciel Dash: She's trying to curse you!! I'll defend you! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zecora: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
RDP arc en ciel Dash: AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zecora: Ugh, she keeps messing up my curse! You're lucky.
RDP Pinkie: *crashes airplane in Twilight's house* NO!! Pinkie attacked the wrong house!!!
RDP Fluttershy: *arrives with Rarity* Meep meep meep!
RDP Rarity: What?
RDP Twilight: I speak some retard. She a dit she's glad that Pinkie can't bomb her house.
RDP Rarity: Oh. I didn't find any stallions to rape, so let's go.
Zecora: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh this isn't a curse aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And suddenly, we all started to go back to our accueil world. After we arrived my leg was no longer broken, and the first thing I did after that was use the bathroom.

Fluttershy kept speaking retard, until she took some english classes, and learned english again.

Rarity got cursed par not being able to make out with stallions. Instead, she was forced to have lesbian sex.

Pinkie went back to doing whatever it is communists do when they discover a new place. They write about it, and plan to nuke it.

cidre fort, applejack just went back to work on her farm. She would kick trees, and apples would fall. That's pretty much all she does.

Then Twilight was donné another potion, and permanently became an alicorn. I think now she's a princess for leaving Ponyville for a while.

Sooo

The End!

RDP characters

arc en ciel Dash
Twilight
cidre fort, applejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Zecora

Regular characters

Celestia
arc en ciel Dash
TwilightApplejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Big Mac
Applebloom

I know this may not be my best fanfic, but I really liked working on it.

This has been a Seanthehedgehog Production

Created in 2013

































Special Scene

Fluttershy: *feeding animals*
Pinkie Pie: *flying bomber*
Fluttershy: *sees bomber*
Pinkie Pie: *drops bombs* Hehehehehehahahahhahaha!!

Huge explosions occurred, and Fluttershy, along with her animaux were killed.
The last solstice

Chapter 26: The Sun and the Earth


Nocturnal Mirage has always considered himself as a stallion who can hide his emotions effectively. His face usually conveyed neutral calmness, which is why ponies thought of him as an apathetic, cold and calculating being. However, it couldn’t be further from the truth. His origins were responsible for his behavior. While most ponies were extroverted and easily showed their emotions, the place where Mirage was born had different standards. The isolated land, far away in Eastern-Equestria has existed for countless centuries without the knowledge...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon we landed, and the care package was not far away.

Sean: *runs to care package*
Shredder: *arrives*
Sean: *opens care package*
Shredder: *Take backpack*
Diamond Tiara: *takes backpack*
Silverspoon: *Takes Backpack*
Sean: *notices Colgate is missing* Where's Colgate?
Ponies: ?
Shredder: Well, last time I saw her, she drifted toward those trees. *points at trees .3 miles away*
Sean: Alright, spread out. Look for Colgate. *walks away*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *looks together*
Shredder: *looking*
Diamond Tiara: *finds Colgate* SEAN!!
Sean: *walks toward others*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *looks at Colgate*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : i dont gonna let him win... I DONT!!!!

"when somethink fucked up... noopony cant stop feel we lost... my Friends are dead.... My team lost... I gonna feel they soul everywhere... THAT BASTARDS KILLED THEME!!! Cherry... Mirage... whyyy... I cant... I just cant help theme. .. we ran to elevator... and leave theme"

Dan : WHAT THE FUCK WE ESCAPING
Shadow : ...
Dan : What! w-what... uhhh I became monster...
Shadow : ...
*elevator stop*
Shadow : ...
Dan : toi DONT GONNA SAY SHIT!!!!... FUCK...
Natalia : palourde donw Dan
Dan : SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!! DEMN IT... d-demn it... *ters comes* I tryed to...
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posted by alinah_09
after their meal they went out exploring the rest of the town,meeting a lot of nice poney folk..when they heard 2 ponies talking

"i heard there was a mysterious town deep in the Everfree forest..." a dit a mare with a blonde mane,bright blue eyes and a snow white fourrure coat

a blue maned mare answered "i dont know..they might be just a poney tale"

the 6 ponies heard the short conversation..Winter asked Cosmic

"what are they talking about?"

"well..its some story..its a dit that there was an old town in there with blank flanks..when ponies started having cutie marks..they kinda despised it..seeing it as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now toi have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see toi there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your missile launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's...
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posted by karinabrony
"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to montrer toi something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did toi get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune a dit as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here toi go!" Silver Tune a dit as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the siège and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The souris was running on the floor and it went straight to étoile, star Shimmer....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do toi know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps toi should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and coup de poing a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did toi just call me?
passenger: toi heard me toi british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do toi think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...
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posted by Canada24
A jour ou two later.

The gang took a train down to Canterlot, Pinkie and Fluttershy were with them again,

Ditto was brought from still inside the orb.

Before getting on the train, Twilight had Spike send a letter about the events of the forest, and why the dark alicorn will be brought to her, so Celestia was waiting for them to arrive.

After what felt like a fairly long ride they finally arrived.

And they all climbed out of the train.

Eventually they met Celestia inside her castle.

"Thank goodness your all, alright" Celestia a dit to them.

"Yes.. We're fine Celestia" Twilight grinned.

"Soo.. What should...
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The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a musique note with Angel wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting roses and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and pomme Bloom, with stitches...
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posted by Canada24
"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....
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posted by mariofan14
(This story is going to be long as fuck. Forgive me for making it too long. Plus, this will be a story within a story. Enjoy.)

It was a busy jour in the city of Canterlot, and all the ponies in the royal city were at their best in anything, even being fancy. They were pretty busy folk that they might not have any free time until the night arrives. However, at the castle, things were a little plus easygoing. Queen Luna was taking a little nap, Princess Celestia had some guests to tour the castle, and Princess Twilight Sparkle was just about to tell a story to a group of colts and fillies.

"Gather...
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posted by Canada24
SEVERAL HOURS LATER!

It was getting really late, and AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle still weren't back yet.

As toi could imagine their sisters were getting super paranoid about it.

"Ohhh.. What if something happened to them!" AppleJack cried worriedly.

"We don't know that. They probably just got themselves lost.. It's a dark forest, anyone would" Twilight insisted.

"Still.. Can we try to find them, before anything DOSE!?" AppleJack a dit worriedly.

"Fine.. But as a group.. Can't risk anyone else getting lost" Twilight said.

Everyone agreed, and so they were off.

Unaware that "the visiter" was still in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Buddy
Buddy
Seanthehedgehog presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He a volé, étole a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do toi want this...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? toi ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So toi crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot a volé, étole the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another poney is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the étoile, star wars theme song! MDR

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: salut look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my favori James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts fleurs on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and a dit they would send toi a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...
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posted by allisonashe
Summery: One special jour in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an arc en ciel was over them, only a fews minutes later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
salut guys there was the summery of my news book Young l’amour and here what the alicorns look like just so toi know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not mettre en ligne a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE
The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline



“Exactly who do toi think toi are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do toi think you’re above me?! When I let toi in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last rapporter and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...
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The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3



“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who posté in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what toi say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...
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