The suivant day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand par the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: toi got it, but may I ask toi a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't toi be able to hear the train come in?
Jordan: Yeah, but I want to take very special precautions in making this film. I want to make it the best Railway Safety Film anypony has ever watched.
Pete: And when you're filming on this railway, it will be the best Railway Safety Film anypony can ever watch.
Jordan: Good to know.

Two minutes passed, and Pete saw the passenger train coming.

Pete: Get ready, the train will be here soon.
Jordan: Those cameras are rolling, right.
Camerapony: *Filming* Yes.
Jordan: Good.
Orion: *Getting towards platform*
Jordan: *Waiting for train*
Camerapony: *Continues filming*
Orion: *slows train down*
Jordan: *Very happy*
Camerapony: *Filming train*
Orion: *stops train*
Passengers: *Walk out of train*
Jordan: Ok, we got enough film. Good work.
Camerapony: Alright. *Packing things up*
Pete: Where would toi like to go next?
Jordan: Oh, we're finished.
Pete: What?
Jordan: Yeah, toi provided us with a very perfect intro. Now we're going into Portland Oregon to film the rest of the video, but don't worry. We'll still be filming your trains. *Leaves*
Camerapony: *Follows*
Pete: *Walks to bench* Fucking liars.
Orion: What's the matter sir?
Pete: The film crew arrived, and only wanted to film toi arriving with a passenger train.
Orion: Am I going to be famous?! *Hovering in air*
Pete: Yeah, sure whatever.
Orion: Don't be like that Pete. Look, I know toi wanted that filming guy, ou whatever his name was to film an entire video around here, but look on the bright side. Being in the beginning of a video is better then not being in one at all.
Pete: toi know what? You're right. When that video gets released in theatres, I'm going to invite all of toi guys.
Orion: Even Gordon?
Pete: Maybe not him. He'd get traverser, croix about not being in the video.
Orion: He gets traverser, croix about everything. What does being traverser, croix mean anyway?
Pete: It's a British saying, for pissed off.
Orion: *Laughing*
Pete: *Laughs too*

Later with Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme at the station

Hawkeye: All that extra work for nothing?
Pete: Yeah, pretty much.
Hawkeye: *sighs* What do toi think about this Coffee Creme?
Coffee Creme: I say, let's buy Pete a drink.
Pete: I thought toi didn't drink Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: I don't, but I want to get toi a drink anyway.
Hawkeye: We, want to get toi a drink.
Pete: That's very nice of you. A drink, for the both of us then.
Hawkeye: I'll drink to that.

The End

On The suivant Episode of Ponies On The Rails

It's the season 2 finale