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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sergi got to Canterlot, he was thinking on whether to sell his car ou not.

At the hotel

Apyr: If we sell that car, then how will we compete in the other three races?
Sergi: We get a new one.
Apyr: I'm afraid we can't *grabs rule book* It says that when a racer enters a tournament with a car, he must stick with that car unless it gets wrecked in a race.
Sergi: The only way our car gets wrecked is if Braeburn does something to it.
Apyr: That won't be good. Why do toi want to sell that car?
Sergi: The cops keep chasing us. par now, they're probably on their way to find the car, and tow it away.

In the apartment was a window, providing a good view of their car covered with a tarp.

The suivant morning, Sergi woke up, but when he looked out the window, his car was missing.

Sergi: Where did it go?!
Apyr: *driving car*
Sergi: *looks for Apyr* Apyr?! No response!
Apyr: *parks car*
Sergi: *running down stairs*
Apyr: *enters hotel*
Sergi: *sees Apyr* There toi are. The car is missing!
Apyr: No it isn't. I drove it to get plus gas.
Sergi: Did toi cover it with the tarp?
Apyr: Yes. It's sûr, sans danger Sergi.

After lunch, Sergi, and Apyr went to the Canterlot raceway.

Flag pony: Good afternoon toi two.
Sergi: Hello.
Braeburn: Howdy robbers.
Apyr: Howdy, stupid equestrian cowcolt.
Braeburn: Both of y'all are rude, ya know that?
Sergi: Says the stallion that started picking on us for no reason!
Apyr: Sergi! Save it for the race.
Braeburn: Yeah "Sergi" *sticks out tongue*
Sergi: To tartaros with you!

2 B continued
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't déplacer out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take toi this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give toi opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do toi hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the trône room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - trône room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting toi all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. toi think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when toi push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are toi telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When toi hit the ball, toi make it go at a far distance. When toi push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing...
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