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posted by Seanthehedgehog
One night, at a diner.

Waitress: A little late for you?
Ringo: No ma'am. We just Lost a friend.
Buddy: *looking over notes*
Ringo: He was a cop, and was working hard to stop riz Limbo's mafia.
Waitress: riz Limbo?
Buddy: *sees picture*
Waitress: You're the Seven Up's!
Buddy: *bangs counter*
Click-Clack: *sees Buddy* Are toi ok?
Waitress: What's the matter?
Buddy: *Walks away*

Buddy was going to a subway station. As a subway left, Buddy saw Vito.

Buddy: Hey, how ya doing?
Vito: Good, and you?
Buddy: Fine.
Vito: I heard Sigmund got killed.
Buddy: Where did toi hear that?
Vito: The newspaper.
Buddy: What newspaper?!
Vito: This one *shows Buddy headline*
Buddy: Oh. Sorry.
Vito: What are toi going to do now?
Buddy: I don't know. I'll think of something.
Vito: Like what?
Buddy: A trap.

suivant morning.

Buddy: Taxi?!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Buddy: Get me to this abandoned house par the train tracks.
Taxi driver: *drives*
Rice: *follows*

The taxi arrived at the house. What the hell does Buddy have planned?

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Goldhoof
Goldhoof
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up plus stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw toi enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are toi doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Senia Offbottom
Senia Offbottom
Nine days after 0006 was killed, Con was celebrating for a new worker in the C.I.E. Moneybit.

Con: *drifts around curve*
Moneybit: That was unnecesary.
Senia: *drives par in Lambronyni*
Con: I know this poney *speeds up*
Moneybit: Stop.
Senia: *honks horn*
Bulldozer: *goes backwards*
Con: *spins Senia's car out*
Senia: *drives backwards into gravel*

The two ponies then drove parallel together toward other ponies running a race

Moneybit: Watch out!
Con: I know!
runners: *jump off bridge into water*
Senia: *hits Con's DP5*
Con: *speeds up*
Moneybit: I am not the kind of mare that gets impressed with fast drivers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pinkie Pie's car
Pinkie Pie's car
This fanfic is a combination of My Little poney with a movie called Duel. If toi have not seen Duel, then toi should. It is very good. Ok, here we go

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did toi get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need toi to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the liste with toi in case toi forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 minutes later she got behind a big rig carrying gasoline....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After meeting Andrew, Papillon, and Louis were sent back to the prison par two guards. The warden wanted to montrer them something.

Guards: *Dragging out a prisoner*
Prisoner 94: No! Let me be! I'll do anything if toi let me go!
Guards: *Bringing the prisoner to the guillotine*
Warden: I have warned toi all about what would happen if toi committed any serious crime in this prison.
Prisoner 94: No! Let me free. I spit on your face. *Spits on both guard's faces*
Guards: *Chaining Prisoner to bottom of guillotine, and puts his head in the hole* Ready when toi are Warden.
Prisoner 94: No! You're making...
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