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The last we spotted our heroes, they attended an announcement in the royal courtyard in Canterlot held par Princess Celestia. The Princess, under the tight hold of the treacherous King Cobra, handed over her kingdom to the huge serpent. Of course the many residents of Canterlot, who both l’amour and respect Celestia, followed orders without question. The five souls Rebelle enough to ignore her, Mirage (earth pony), Opal(Unicorn), Monsoon(Pegasus), Snowflake(Pegasus), and Daystar(Pegasus), fled back to Ponyville, where we rejoindre them now.

Opal: (Panting) Mirage, how are toi not tired!?

Mirage: Dude, I'm built to run forever.

Snowflake: Guys, look around.

The five caught their breath and gazed at the desolate scene before them. Everything was trashed, as though everypony had taken what they could run with and left post haste. The only building that was intact was Sugarcube Corner, and that's where the five ran to.

Daystar: (leading the way) Ponyville is STILL empty guys.

Monsoon: Wow, toi are a master of the obvious.

Daystar, beginning to yell his displeasure, stopped abruptly as a clashing of pans ensued in the kitchen. Mirage slowly walked across the room, and quietly stepped behind the counter. No sooner had he done that, an excitable poney burst through the double doors that led to the cuisine beyond.

Pony: LOOK OUT!!!

They collided, and the ice cream head that she was holding in a bowl fell to the floor. Mirage leaped back to avoid getting splashed par the ice cream that now covered this pony.

Snowflake: Who are you?

Pony: Tropical Breeze is the name, and breezing is my game! I'm so glad that Ponyville is not completely abandoned, ou I'll just have to talk to myself and Toopie!

Daystar: What the heck is a Toopie?

No sooner had he asked that, a purple ball of tentacles soared from the ice cream pile and latched on to Daystar's muzzle.

Daystar: Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME!!!

Breeze: Well, he's not going to do that Mr. Meanie-pants! toi have to ask Toopie nicely.

Daystar: Toopie, will toi PLEASE remove yourself from my face?

The octopus clambered down, and crawled back into the unseen kitchen.

Breeze: Would toi all like some smoothies while we wait? I'm just DYING to have some!

The five consented, and sat down at a table.

Opal: What did she mean, wait? Wait for who? ou plus likely, for what?

Mirage: No idea, bro.

While the five discussed their curiosities, we travel across the land back to Canterlot, in the Princess' chambers. Luna and Cadence are nowhere to be found. A large line of ponies led to the chambers, where something dark and sinister was occurring.

King Cobra: Next!

As the stallion left in a daze, the holes in his back fading into nothing, King cobra turned to Celestia beside him.

King Cobra: Now is Twilight Sparkle still out of commission?

Celestia: Yes my lord. She is still trapped in that human world for at least another 10 moons.

King Cobra: Excellent!

A poney walked in, holding her head down and paying her respects. King cobra hissed softly, and the poney hurried to the foot of the massive lit on which he lay.

King Cobra: Good to see where your allegiance lies, knave. Look into my eyes so I can see toi better.

Frightened pony: I'd rather not, kind sir.

King Cobra: (Rising and spreading his hood) There are two things that toi must do in my kingdom! One, always listen to me. And two, there is not a shred of kindness in me!

He struck with lightning speed, the force throwing the poney across the room. She stood up, and teetered for a few seconds. Even from where he sat, King cobra could see the green of his poison set into the veins of her eyes. As she started to walk out, King cobra called for her to stop.

King Cobra: Send everyone else away, and bring in my chief blacksmith!

The poney bowed, and shuffled out. Only minutes later, a strong brown horse strode in and shut the door behind him.

Anvil: Sire, the armor for your forces are almost complete.

King Cobra: Excellent! What of my army? Are they trained?

Anvil: Trained, Mobilized, and ready to depart on your command, Highness.

King Cobra: Good, good... toi may leave!

Anvil bowed, and clopped down the stairs. The door shut quietly behind him.

Celestia: What happened to the first blacksmith? The one that made your armor?

King Cobra: (Smirking) He would've gone better with barbecue sauce.

The two laughed, and settled into lit even though it was mid-afternoon.
Back in Ponyville, the five had received their milkshakes, and were joined in their discussion par Tropical Breeze.

Mirage: Who were toi talking about that would rejoindre us?

Breeze: Did I say that? Oh yeah, she's out getting cinnamon. Nope, there she is!

A loud swish of magic sounded from outside the building, and a strong hoof kicked open the door. In walked a red and black unicorn, with two swords strapped at her sides.

Breeze: Hi Rose!

Red Rose: Who are these clowns?

The five introduced themselves, Mirage going last. Rose stopped walking and turned to him.

Rose: I thought toi looked familiar! I could see your mother's eyes in you.

Snowflake: Who is this?

Rose: (turning to her) Red Rose, master swordsman and fiancee of King Sombra.

Mirage: And killer of my mother!

Rose: Hahaha, I forgot about that.

At the base of Mirage's mane, a feu burned red hot. Breeze, noticing the faint trail of smoke coming from Mirage, changed topic.

Breeze: So how about that King Cobra, eh? How do toi suppose we stop the guy?

Monsoon: I have no clue.

Opal: toi got me.

Snowflake: toi both need to think before speaking. Snakes are cold blooded-*

Daystar: So?

Snowflake: (Shooting him a look) So... they're very sensitive to cold weather. Monsoon and I could try to freeze him!

Mirage: You'd need a lot plus than that, I'm afraid. He'll probably have armor, and not to mention an army thousands strong. His natural armor also shields him, but he does have one weakpoint. (Gesturing to his neck) Right here, at the base of the skull, a sword needs to pierce through.

Rose: I can provide that service.

Mirage: (whipping around) And how am I supposed to trust you?

Rose: (Shrugging) You're not. But this stupid snake is getting in the way of my soon to be husband's return to power. And par the way, Snowflake, even when he is cold and slow, King cobra is still deadly. He is still surprisingly fast and strong. But, when slowed, I have better access to his throat.... It's not a bad idea!

The other six agreed, nodding. None of them noticed a purple shadow dart from the cuisine and make its way up Daystar's back. It somehow developed an need to be Daystar's friend.

Mirage: We need to déplacer now. Breeze, I can see that toi were working on an ice cream sculpture of Princess Celestia in the kitchen. I'm sorry, but toi have to save it for after we make King cobra into the world's ugliest handbag.

Breeze: (Sighing) fine, I'll pack the provisions. par the way, Daystar, toi may want to look behind you.

Daystar slowly turned his head around, and found himself staring into the eyes of a purple octopus.

Toopie: Plooo!

Daystar: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
pomme Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

Apple Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

Apple Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know toi two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

Apple Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together....
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aléatoire dialectics

Hello and welcome to aléatoire dialectics! It has been plus than a an since the last article, so I have decided, that it was long overdue for a new one. So without any delay, we shall jump into it!

Today we’re going to take a closer look at a member of the Mane 6 and the reason why she’s generating mixed emotions in the fandom. Some like her, some are huge fans, and many people downright hate her, claiming she’s the worst character in the show. Within the suivant few lines we will attempt to seek out the reasons of such negative emotions toward this character and disproof,...
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Round 6 is beginning

As the other ponies started fighting the zombies, Pinkie Pie was going to turn on the power.

Pinkie Pie: *Buys the door to the costume room, and runs to the door that leads backstage. She buys it, and runs to the power switch*
Twilight: *Shooting a hoof off of a zombie* Give him a hoof.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the power, and runs back towards the costume room*
Applejack: Hey, the power is on!
Rainbow Dash: To the teleporter!
Twilight: *Running to the teleporter with arc en ciel Dash, and Applejack*

The two ponies overtook Twilight, which was a good thing to, because of this.

Pinkie Pie:...
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Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great Heroes of Equestria... Hahahaha... toi are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without toi they won't do much...


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Cell number 54...
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Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the mois is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, windwakerguy43 is responsible for making bad cul, ass reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

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Wolf Of Trottingham: toi won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: toi won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe toi pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're toi heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are toi going!?

Master Sword: Didn't toi hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the a dit bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
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COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank toi Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know Jésus has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then déplacer our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and arc en ciel Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mois award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If toi were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.

AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let toi in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.

Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are toi saying toi KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch

AppleBloom: ... Maybe

SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)



That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making aléatoire words to make this article long enough....
arc en ciel Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was plus like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arc en ciel Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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