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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mirage: *wakes up* Where am I? What's going on?
Erik: Don't worry, we called up some friends, and they're going to take good care of ya.
Willy: They'll take toi to a special place.
Mirage: What are toi talking about? Let me go! *breaks free*
Willy: Aahaeshseae!!
Erik: *runs*
Mirage: *jumps on Erik*
Erik: Get him off me!!
Willy: uhhh, i don't know what to do!!
Mirage: toi can start jouer la comédie normal *punches Willy*
Erik: *runs for bathroom*
Willy: *goes into woman's room*
Mirage: *breaks doors*
Erik & Willy: *run*
Mirage: toi two are getting on my nerves, I mean it! STOP
Willy; Erik, we're gonna have to kill him.
Both: CHAARGE!! *playing trumpet*
Mirage: *dodges attack*
Erik: Get off me!
Mirage: *takes keys*
Willy: He's taking the truck!
Mirage: *drives off*
Willy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Erik: We just opened too!

Rarity: When I a dit I'd be flying, I didn't mean in a rustbucket like this
Spike: Relax. It's made with precision. What an was this made?
Pilot: 1908!
Spike: See? Really great an for airplanes!
Pilot: *takes off*

Twilight: Man, I need to get ahead *teleports somewhere*
Sean: It sure is a beautiful jour out. Not as beautiful as toi though.
arc en ciel Dash: Aw, thanks. *kisses Sean*
Twilight: Man watch where your going!
Sean: Oh great.
Twilight: *flattens tire*
Sean: Aaahahahahabisjerzbgvikeszgvbkjze *crashes*
Twilight: That oughta teach toi not to Kiss while driving!
Sean: Really? *chases Twilight*
Twilight: Man is this cuz I'm black?!?
Sean: No it's cuz toi sound like a black man!
Twilight: That's what I said!
Sean: You're supposed to sound like a woman! Not like a man!
Twilight: Man, I thought it was cuz I'm black!
Sean: I hate racism! *hits Twilight*

We return to the police station, where Culpepper was going over some stuff.

cop 1: What's up captain?
Culpepper: I found out where that unicorn hid the money!
cop 1: So?
Culpepper: If I find it, I can use the money to go on a vacation. I deserve it, especially after what I've gone through.
cop 1: If toi say so sir.
Culpepper: *goes back to office*
cop 1: He's probably calling his wife.
cop 2: It's gotta be obvious dude. *walks away*

2 b continued

The suivant part will start with Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy
 The airplane Spike, and Rarity have to ride
The airplane Spike, and Rarity have to ride
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Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: MLP: FiM wiki
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Source: Hasbro
posted by Seanthehedgehog
toi may not believe this, but this is how Derpy was born.

It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right suivant to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over par the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.

Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.

Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese...
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This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail ou will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My cœur, coeur is pure (her cœur, coeur is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (so.. not me.)
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Source: Rightful Owners
posted by mariofan14
*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great jour in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. par day, they would be filled with energy. par night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...
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 RingPop that Nikki and Peppermint did
RingPop that Nikki and Peppermint did
It was a beautiful day. And it was 5:00 in the morning, the birds were singing, and a cool breeze spread across PonyVille. Nikki, as usual got up at 5:30AM. After she had done her chores, took a shower, and brushed her teeth. She went directly outside with her rope. And then suddenly, her phone started to ring. When she answered it, there was an old mare on the other line. She a dit that there was a loose renard and that she needed Nikki's help right away! After she hung up, she got her tools ( A bucket, gloves, and her rope). She went running as fast as she could, but then she suddenly bumped...
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posted by applejackrocks
In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful jour to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* toi a dit it sister!
RD: salut Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would toi pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the animaux with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain chocolat milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........
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"W-Where did he go",asked Fluttershy.

"I don't know", a dit the princess.

"I'll find him", a dit arc en ciel Dash.

"No, Rainbow, we must locate the Elements of Harmony", a dit Twilight.

"Fine", a dit arc en ciel as she crossed her arms.

As Twilight and the Mane 5 ran out, Princess Celestia called, "Good luck, my little ponies!"

Outside, Discord had already started his chaos. The jour and night kept switching, the ground turned into soap, and buildings were flying in midair.

Discord was sitting in a trône in the air, laughing evilly.

"Where are the Elements", asked Twilight.

"I have them."

"Give them to us."

"Now...
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until toi all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do toi know you're all my very best friends?
(extension)
Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not...
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Source: Rarity
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Source: Original Owners
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Source: Rightful Owners