SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even plus can't believe how angry Dashie was.
(FLASHBACK:
arc en ciel angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.
RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!
PRESENT TIME:)
ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's arc en ciel Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS l’amour you..
SCOTALOO: I guess.
ORION: She IS your seconde mother after all.
SCOTALOO: True, true.
UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would toi three shut the hell up already!
SCOTALOO: *angrily stands up* Just cause we failed that stupid test, dosen't mean toi could treat us as shit!
UNNAMED DRIVER: I can treat toi however I want. toi hardly classify as ‘Ponies’ to Cloudsdale, ou any of Equestria for that matter. Now sit the fuck down and shut up until toi get to your destination.
Scotaloo, feeling hurt par this, sits down quitely.
ORION: Where are we being taken, anyways? Not like we can tell anyone now, and I’m sure as the deliverers, toi guys should know
UNNAMED DRIVER: Hell if I know. We hand this carriage off to ponies in suits, and we get a bagful of coins to keep quiet about the whole thing. It’s how it’s always been, for a thousand years.
AURORA: *gulping* That's about as comforting as worms in a cornichon, pickle jar..
SCOTALOO: Ya, th-.. Wait.. Worms in a cornichon, pickle jar?
AURORA: What of it?
SCOTALOO: That's the weirdest thing I ever heard in my life.
UNNAMED DRIVER: I'll have to agree with your orange friend on that one.
ORION: Ya.. Who says that!?
AURORA: I don't know.. It just came to mind, okay.
UNNAMED GUARD: But WHY!?
AURORA: I really like pickles... Plus I actually saw such a thing once.
ORION: Serious?
AURORA: I opened the fridge, grabbed the pickles. And their they were, floating around. Like nobodies business.
UNNAMED GUARD: How the fuck would they even get in their!?
SCOTALOO: She lives in a fishing place. Shit like that happens quite a lot.
AURORA: Strangely I STILL like pickles.
UNNAMED GUARD: Speaking of witch.. Have any of toi ever tried pickles with cacahuète, arachide butter?
ALL THREE: No
UNNAMED GUARD: Well don't.. It's disgusting.
Awkward silence.
Suddenly they came to a stop, and three Friends were forced out of the carriage and followed a large group of OTHER test failures, into a mysterious building.
*LATER*
SCOTALOO: This place... the architecture... it’s all so familiar... I think we’re in the weather factory!
ORION: That can’t be right. We were traveling for way too long. We’ve got to be far away from Equestria now, not to mention the city.
AURORA: Actually, Scootaloo may be right... I noticed... it was maybe the same amount of time from when we left the coliseum to the place the carriage drivers swapped, that it was from the swap place to here. But... I don’t know. I’m confused. Maybe that’s just a coincidence.
SCOTALOO: Ya... Coincidence... Maybe.
DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE *revealing himself*: Welcome, mules... toi degenerates are probably wondering where exactly toi are. Stupid fillies. You’re in Cloudsdale! The arc en ciel Facility, to be correct.
SCOTALOO: What’s going on here? Do toi expect to use us as slaves? Because I’d rather be deported, thanks,
DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Like toi failures have a choice. You’ll be here for the rest of your lives! Oh, I’m sorry, where are my manners? I am Dr. Atmosphere. My degree isn’t a medical one, I shall reassure you, in case you’re picturing some dreadful surgery going on behind the scenes. Strange how so many worthless pegasi get that idea. No, no, my degree is in engineering. I’m one of the Forecolts in this facility. I’m sure you’ve all had the tour of the lower factory, no?
SCOTALOO: What lower factory? *gets tazed par Factory worker standing behind her, making the poor thing cry in agony*
ORION: Hey! toi can't jus- *gets tazered* AHH toi MOTHERFU- *Gets tazed once again, at this point he was near tears, as Scotaloo helped him up*.
DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: In any case. *opens door* enter this room.
DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Quickly now! Quickly now! Before plus 'encouragement' is needed.
The three frightenedly walk in
DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Enjoy the rest of your pityful lives! *slams door*
Well. That's the chapter..
Please review and all that great stuff.
And stand par for the suivant chapter
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
How Gilda a volé, étole Christmas
Starring all MLP characters as themselves.
The story starts on a snowy jour in Ponyville, with a bright blue sky.
Ponies: Fahoo fores dahoo dores, welcome Christmas bring your light. *Cutting down a tree* Fahoo fores dahoo dores. Welcome in the cold dark night. Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus. Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus. Welcome Christmas while we stand. *Putting the arbre up in Ponyville Square* cœur, coeur to cœur, coeur and hand in hand.
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Ponies:...
"Ever since toi started this band, you've been letting... little things get to you. I didn't say anything because I didn't feel like it was my place. Not when I'm so new to this friendship thing. I still have a lot to learn. But I do know that if toi don't work out even the smallest problems right at the start, the magic of friendship can be turned into something else."
"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."
"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."
" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But toi can count on your friends... to help toi find them."
"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"
"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."
"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."
" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But toi can count on your friends... to help toi find them."
"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"
"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the question is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what toi want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta sans réponse questions and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, poney Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the question is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what toi want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta sans réponse questions and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, poney Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
