My Little Poney Article: On Celestia's Secret Service part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful jour in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering plus ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: toi really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot toi in the arm! Why aren't toi bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!
koreans: *drop nuke*
Con: Oh, fu- *wakes up* Oh thank goodness. It was only a dream.

Con's cell phone then started to ring

Con: Mane here
P: Con? Discord is back.
Con: And too bad I just woke up. *hangs up*

Fillies, and gentlecolts! I present to toi the 6th Con Mane adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service

Starring

Doughnut Joe.................................Con Mane
Rarity..............................................Rareesa
Discord................... .....Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.............................................P
Spike....................................................S
Fenix Lighter....................................Himself
German ponies................................Good guys
Swedish & Korean ponies................Bad guys

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Yeah, not many cars in this one.

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform toi that Eggman keeps attacking more, and plus of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have plus bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...

CHiPs 2 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The suivant day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. toi think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* salut Ponch, toi finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 6

posted by Canada24

Master Sword: There toi are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together par love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, l’amour would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's chercher for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes toi realize that everybody is...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 5

posted by Canada24

Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. toi know how we put toi as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need toi your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem ou a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...

Awesome poney pics

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Source: facebook, joyreactor

On The Block Episode 26 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then toi get on plus ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, toi have to land in the same spot that toi started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up plus ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...

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Wise sayings

posted by mariofan14

I have donné out some wise sayings to toi people in the past. Hopefully they helped toi all become plus of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give toi all some wise sayings to help toi out some more, as well as myself. Just to let toi know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people toi hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture toi at any donné moment.

Treasure what toi may be donné from people, be it object ou affection. Neither lasts as long as toi would think it...

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

On The Block Episode 23 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: toi interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...

Grand Theft Ponies Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When toi a dit abandoned warehouse, what did toi mean par that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since toi two are going to see it, toi can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. toi put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...

Awesome poney Pictures

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Saten Twist Adventure, season two episode one: Part 2,

posted by Canada24

Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace par The Black anges was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....

papillon Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

papillon went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds suivant to each other.

Andrew: Did toi ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he a dit he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear toi two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I rejoindre you?
Papillon: The plus the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...

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Runaway Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let toi know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are toi sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are toi talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, ou in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything toi do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 4

posted by Canada24

The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, arc en ciel and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed par now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give toi a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. toi don't silly, toi don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as toi don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)

Well that's all I got..
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