My Little Poney Article: Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 7

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. toi just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. arc en ciel Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke arc en ciel Dash.
arc en ciel Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close to the island.
Pinkie Pie: Why didn't toi say something? Land ho!
Applejack: We're there already?
Tourist poney 3: Line up in a single file line, and watch the ponies reenact a fight scene.
Pinkie Pie: This is not a reenactment!
Tourist pony1: They really take this seriously.

Back on the island.

Derpy: She's gone!
Octavia: Well then. Let's find her.
Cursed pony23: There's a ship! *runs off*
Cursed poney 42: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Octavia: Come back toi cowards!
Rarity: I just remembered Twilight's dead.
Sean: Everypony get ready. *grabs sword*
Derpy: *shoots rocket launcher*
Sean: LOOK OUT!!
Pinkie Pie: *dodges missile*
arc en ciel Dash: Good work. Now lets fight them for the treasure.
Octavia: Fight toi basterds!
Cursed pony11: *fights Pinkie Pie*
Fenix: I'm calling the military.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Sean: *kills cursed pony* Just like old times eh?
arc en ciel Dash: *blocks attack* Eeyup
Big Mac: That's mah line. *shoots at arc en ciel Dash*
Sean: *blocks shots* Where's Octavia?
Octavia: Right here.
Sean: Lets duel, shall we?
Octavia: *hits sword*
Sean: *kicks Octavia*
Octavia: Oh. *swings sword*
Sean: *blocks attack* Let's see how toi like being attacked. *attacks Octavia*
Tourist ponies: Sean sean, he's our stallion. If he can't do it no one can.
Sean: I'm a hedgehog.
Octavia: *slices my hand off*
Sean: aah! *hits Octavia*
Octavia: Easy! I might have to kill you.
arc en ciel Dash: Kill Sean the hedgehog, and you'll have to kill me.
Rarity: Kill arc en ciel Dash then toi have to kill me
Pinkie Pie: Kill Rarity, and you'll have to go through us.
Applejack: Kill cidre fort, applejack & Gummie, then toi have to kill me.
Fenix: The german army is here.
Octavia: Fine. I surrender.

And so we locked up Octavia & her entire team. Then we found the treasure, it was worth over 100,000 bits. But then.

Octavia: *gets on boat*
Pinkie Pie: What are toi doing?
Octavia: Stealing all your treasure.
Pinkie Pie: How'd toi get out?
Octavia: Magic.
Twilight: I freed her. But now, I have to finish what I've started *Kills Octavia*
Pinkie Pie: toi were on my side after all.
Twilight: No I'm not. I only killed her, because she failed.
Pinkie Pie: toi died earlier.
Twilight: Rarity brought me back to life, thinking I changed my ways.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know why you're going against me though.
Twilight: I need that money plus then toi do. I am a princess after all.
Pinkie Pie: Is that what this is all about? toi being a princess?
Twilight: I deserve it plus then toi do.
Pinkie Pie: Ok then *K.O's Twilight*
Sean: What are toi going to do now?
Pinkie Pie: Put her back in jail.
Sean: She'll get out again.
Pinkie Pie: No she won't trust me.

The suivant jour Twilight woke up to find that she was no longer an alicorn, and could no longer be a princess. She fucked up big time, but learned her lesson. Despite this, things were going to get worse for her, but that's another story.

The End.

tailsfan111, SomeoneButNoone and 1 other like this

pinkmare lol put her back to jail LOLZ i love it great story btw :3

Seanthehedgehog I'm glad you liked it. I shall let you know when Pinkie Pie's next story will be posted.

SomeoneButNoone Awesome Ending :D

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Casino Royale Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

suivant morning, Con was back at his plage house. The police misunderstood what Con was trying to do, and they took him back to his house, where P was waiting for him.

P: toi put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank toi sir. Why was that poney trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would...

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Casino Royale Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Vesper arrived at Vanhoover.

Con: toi know what we should do first?
Vesper: What?
Con: I heard there was a great musique store in this town. What we should do is get the newest CD from Queens Of The Stone Age. I really like their music.
Vesper: I think their musique is good too.
Con: We'll buy one of their CD's then, but first I want to buy a nice, big house.

So, they bought a big house, and were on their way to the musique store.

Con: *Walking suivant to Vesper*
Dutch ponies: *See Con*
Der Cheif: Not yet.
Dutch Ponies: This was Mr. Black's plan?
Der Cheif: Yeah. Get the mare.
Dutch Ponies: *Running...

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Games Ponies Play: Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ten Cents

Episode 1

Reporting Ponies

Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5

Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$

10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are toi doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are toi at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel par the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.

Epicne$$ has joined the game

Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? toi must...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Moneybit's disguise

suivant morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.

Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell toi a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how toi could take somepony...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 22 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.

Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back accueil from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are toi Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank toi for getting me, and my squad back accueil safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. You...

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Please read this it's a warning to all fan fic readers!!

posted by Macareina

Please read this: I am warning toi of a fan fic that will make toi not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet pomme massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death lire cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff toi must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget lire :(

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Ponies On The Rails: Season 2 highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Season 2 Highlights of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think toi know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I...

The Racer (10 an Anniversary)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*

A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven par two russian stallions.

Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays étoile, star on sign*
Police ponies:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run par thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for toi to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want toi to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool....

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's par Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.

Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.

Pierce: Did Browning tell toi what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just a dit he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom Foolery was now going to talk about dogs.

Tom: I l’amour dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I l’amour 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And toi don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: toi go there to visit, and the chiens there, toi go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform toi about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: toi ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but toi have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his suivant joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered par the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: toi get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, toi yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but toi must understand toi don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Mare: *Pushing a shopping chariot, panier through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have toi ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well toi better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do toi know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...

A Christmas Story Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a poulain, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down rue passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....

SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of fan Fiction 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...

SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of fan Fiction

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a typical jour in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.

SeanTheHedgehog's

Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*

SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World

Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his...