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We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are toi sure about this?
Discord: I have a fusil, carabine of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope toi know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: toi got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent to kill us, but all they did was kidnap us, and destroy the time machine.

Discord: I told toi to kill them!
Cpl. Myass: I thought toi a dit kidnap them.
Catie: toi should have let me give them the order! They don't care about your lousy english.
Discord: Why are toi speaking it then?
Sean: Hello? Prisoner here!
KS: He broke out!
Sean: I was never your prisoner to begin with. Cya!
KS: He's probably going to free the others.
Discord: Not if I have something to say about it! *runs off*
Sean: *Frees arc en ciel Dash & Pinkie Pie*
arc en ciel Dash: Thanks. Now lets get outta here.
Sean: Right. We have to kill Discord, Catie, and King Sombra first. Then I can use chaos control to time travel 12 hours ago.
Pinkie Pie: Where did toi establish that?
Sean: It's before the time machine is created.
Discord: *grabs sword* Hello fuckface!
Sean: Oh great toi have that. ME TO! * grabs sword*
Pinkie Pie: We need help!
arc en ciel Dash: I wouldn't say that just yet Pinkie Pie.
Sean: *hits Discord's stomach*
Discord: *swings sword like mad*
Sean: blocks attacks*
KS: feu at him!
Communists: *shoot toward me*
Pinkie Pie: OMC!
Sean: Pinkie! *throws sword*
Pinkie Pie: *catches sword* En Guarde! *Acts random*
Sean: *grabs gun from soldier* Hope toi don't mind, just borrowing this.
Communist Soldier: Not a problem. Wait, what?!
Sean: *kills soldiers, and King Sombra*
Pinkie Pie: *fighting Discord*
Discord: *throws Pinkie Pie out window*
Catie: What?!
Sean: Stop!
Catie: Chaos Control!
Sean: *grabs Catie*
Catie: *runs toward Sugarcube* Discord, I'm in Ponyville, and need back up!
Discord: Ten 4
Sean: *grabs Catie* Wrong move. I'm going to kill all those soldiers toi just called for. Your best chance of surviving is if toi call them off.
Catie: *grabs walkie talkie*
Sean: Call them off. CALL THEM OFF!!
Catie: Discord. *stares at me* toi wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.
Discord: Yes?
Catie: Double the-
Sean: *shoots Catie's head* I never miss.

With that out of the way, how about checking on Discord?

Pinkie Pie: Nice try Discord.
Discord: What?!
arc en ciel Dash: No one throws my Friends out of a window! *kicks Discord*
Discord: I did not want to have to do this. *tries to discord arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: That's not going to work *kills Discord.* Ok, lets blow this up.
Pinkie Pie: I thought we were time travelling!
arc en ciel Dash: Change of plans. Get out now.
Pinkie Pie: *grabs parachute, and jumps*
arc en ciel Dash: *plants bomb* I'll set it to blow up in 10 secondes flat.

10 flat secondes later. The death egg blew up.

Sean: What the hell?
arc en ciel Dash: Oh yeah! That was awesome!
Sean: Yeah, but that car was in there.
arc en ciel Dash: Oh. I forgot.
Sean: Yeah, I did to.
arc en ciel Dash: I'll make it up to you.

To be continued.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* toi sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are toi talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the haut, retour au début of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do toi want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: toi have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, par having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help toi with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican poney 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican poney 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, toi have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed par the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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Jeff was soon sitting suivant to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying toi were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the jour February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did toi think of Gordon's actions when he told toi to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: toi can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if toi will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset par what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When toi say surprised, do toi mean like an angry kind of surprised, ou just surprised?
Jeff:...
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