My Little Poney Article: The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 6

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: cidre fort, applejack watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need plus ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have toi surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the licornes horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight, and Rarity's horn as well as Celestia's*
griffon: Now take us to the everfree forest
Sean: Chaos control

Once again I took them to a different place. We ended up in Hawaii, but the griffons didn't know that.

Griffon: Smash that gem
other griffon: *grabs chaos émeraude and smashes it*
Twilight: Now we have no way of getting out of here.
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, what were toi thinking?
Sean: Something crazy *grabs and kills griffons*
Rarity: Now what about our horns?
Sean: We take a train from here into California.
arc en ciel Dash: How?
Sean: par the an 2020 England declared war against Germany for no reason. Then they attacked America. As a result the americans helped Germany defeat England. There reward was a train bridge from Hawaii to San Francisco.
arc en ciel Dash: How far away is the bridge?
Sean: About 5 miles
Rarity: What? I can't walk for five miles! IT'S TOO MUCH!!
Celestia: None of us want to walk for 5 miles either.
Sean: Rarity, I can carry toi if toi want.
Rarity: ok.

After a history lesson with a dramatic scene the four of us walk towards the train bridge. par the time we get there we're in for a surprise.

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 113 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss arrived in her station wagon, but Hawkeye was not with her.

Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Pete: Metal Gloss, where's Pierce?
Metal Gloss: Ever since he arrived late yesterday in that freight with Stylo, he hasn't been taking it well.
Pete: What did he do?
Metal Gloss: He's been drinking heavily, and locked himself in his own room. He won't talk, ou anything.
Pete: Hmm, it's not like Pierce. After work, we're going to try to talk to him. All of us.

Song: link

At night, Hawkeye...

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Saten Twist: S3E4 PART 5

posted by Canada24

Spike: Uh, Twilight? Where's your castle?

Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!

Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?

Twilight: plus like when.

Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.

Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered étoile, star Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!

Saten: It's obvious what it i-

Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!

Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 113 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Project VOID Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Void - *attacks him with sword*
Dan - *avoids* Too slow...*kicks him away* If toi want for Snowflake to stay alive toi better try harder!
Void - *takes out gun and shoots*
Dan - *avoids and fly lower hurting Snowflake*
Void - N-No... You... M- my cœur, coeur hurts... No...
Dan - Break apart... Do it.
Void - *stops moving* (I... Lost it...) *attacks Dan directly*
Dan - *gets pierced* Ugh... Y-Yes... *looks in Void eyes* This is our end... Void... Me bleeding out... toi slowly dying too. Ha... Ha... *close eyes*
Void - Shut up... toi made me do it.. *drops Dan's dead body and falls on the ground himself*
Snowflake...

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Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia were at briefing.

Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a poney that a volé, étole a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's haut, retour au début speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in...

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Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*

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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.

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Candy Sunshine: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.

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Candy: I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting suivant to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
arc en ciel Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Holy Palladin château - Ponyville
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Joker - What it is sir.
Deathwish - Calling us both here.
Palladin - An yes it's time for us to take action.
Joker - Ohoho are we reacting to movements now?
Palladin - Our Feudal Recreational Dictatorship is great, but Noone accept it so with assassination of Queen we may have plus to talk... He he he. Alias with death of Arthur we have plus to tell on Equestrian Concuil.
Joker - Shall we prepare?
Deathwish - Hmhmhm it's time we waited for.

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Canterlot Castle.
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Shadowknight - *sighs* this guy is pathetic.
Crimson - Uhhh.
Pearl - How this stalion can marry my sister....

Awesome poney Pictures

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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The Heist : Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Damien - Hahaha... Easy money *drinks wine*
Jackson - Too easy.
Joel - Hehehe.
Jeremy - Ahh good to do this for some reason.
FI - toi idiots forgot to burn security and now you're famous around Ponyville. Soon toi will be infamous around Equestria. toi slept well? I don't care. Get ready we need plus money and today is special occasion.

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On Road
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FI - Road F-23 Got closed because of someone going this way. Today we don't do a Heist. We're kidnapping princess Twilight Sparkle. We must get her before she gets to Canterlot. But we can't get her in Ponyville. So we hit her mid road. Exploding rails...

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Darkness - Ode to Destruction Ep. 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 3

The Truth
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*As Darkness walks inside blank black room he hear voice.*

GOD-CORE - My child. The greatest power let me look at you.
Darkness - ...
GOD-CORE - I know why toi are here, an FOOLISH request to ask about truth but... Is that truth that needed in your life, untill that jour toi didn't knew about it and toi were living in peace and what will change the truth about it all.
Darkness - Alot...
GOD-CORE - Will toi change, will your Friends change?
Darkness - No I...
GOD-CORE - If toi want to hear a truth is that toi are being puppeted whatever toi do and toi can't leave it...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 111 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7

Date: January 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After dropping off empty freight cars to be loaded with wood, and steel, Metal Gloss brought the engine she was using into the servicing facility.

Percy: How did it go?
Metal Gloss: Good, this just needs to be refueled.
Jeff: We're on it.
Metal Gloss: *Walks to the left, and goes into a shed. She sees engine 8444* Looks like you've been renumbered after all. *Leaves the shed*
Jeff: Now where are toi going?
Metal Gloss: To talk to Pete.

in his office.

Pete: *Signing papers* This is practically the only thing I...

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Gran Turismo Episode 7 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Episode 7: Oh Deer

Special guest stars

Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower

Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the rue signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main rue to Malpaso Avenue*

Stop the song

Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do toi say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has...

Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

As soon as arc en ciel Dash, and cidre fort, applejack were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

Rainbow Dash: What the foins, hay are toi doing?
Pierce: Trust us, toi don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some...

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Project VOID Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Equestrian Containment and Experimental Laboratories #32
Conainment zone 3 code : red
Subject ID : 37248266628374
Codename : VOID
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Dan - *knocks on window* Hello wake up!
VOID - ...
Dan - How are toi feeling.
VOID - ...
Dan - toi may think toi are monster 37248266628374 but simply toi are butyful creation of science.
VOID - ...
Dan - ... Eh... If we can't perform the tests in nice way we gonna start stabbing toi with syringes again. How are toi feeling.
VOID - I have a headache.
Dan - A prince started chant *writes something* now do toi feel something uneasy expect toi want...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once they reached the hospital, this happened.

Adrenaline: *Gets out of the truck and starts limping*
Doctor: *Sees Adrenaline* We got a poney that was shot.
Doctors: *Running with a stretcher*
Adrenaline: I don't need a stretcher. I can walk fine. *Falls down*
Larry: toi sure about that?
Doctors: *Putting Adrenaline onto the stretcher*

It didn't take long for Adrenaline to get to his room

Doctor: Okay, put him on the bed.
Doctors: *Gently lifting Adrenaline onto the bed*
Don Castalini: Adrenaline, we're going to head back into Maui now. *Gives him $45,000* toi did well.
Doctor: What happened?
Larry:...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of toi don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane toi do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, ou else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.

Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if toi see an auto boutique anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See toi later.
Don Castalini: toi didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least toi got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful....

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: toi still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, ou do toi wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* toi know where to sign in?
Larry: par the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...