i walk over to the mirror in the room. i stare at it. i see a light gray poney with brown hair in the mirror. i slowly déplacer my hand and discover that pony.....is me. i scream at the haut, retour au début of my lounges. then a yellow poney with rose hair enters the room. she asks in a frantic but suprisingly soft tone " oh goodness are toi allright?" i respond as would anyone would and scream more. eventually she calms me down and explains who she is and everything. " so let me get this straight. toi found me in the middle of a forest passed out and im in a world of talking ponies?" she says " uhm yes..." i think to myself that im in my show. and that i should find twilight sparkle. the poney introduces herself as fluttershy. shes a verry kind pony. she then brings me to town and introduces me to everypony. we all sit down and discuss what happened. we form a plan....
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe toi pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're toi heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are toi going!?
Master Sword: Didn't toi hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the a dit bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe toi pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're toi heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are toi going!?
Master Sword: Didn't toi hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the a dit bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank toi Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jésus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank toi Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jésus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
