Tommy: Cole... toi stupid.

Pam: This is great. This is really, really, great. I fly all the way here with Harold Muppet and the Blue Notes, and I still can't get out of this marriage.

Tommy: Sheneneh, toi say you're a Christian woman... yet toi sit here and toi lie to these people. Now toi better tell 'em the truth and tell them now!

Sheneneh: Oh, my goodness! Somebody get me the witness protection program!

Martin: Pam, do toi prefer to be called "Ms. ou Mr."?
Pam: Do toi prefer "Jack" ou "a**"?

Martin: Darn it, Tommy! We don't need umbilical cords! This is TV!

Valentino: I told you, toi could...