Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when toi fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked toi out of hell?
He says "Where have toi been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did toi find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen toi someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do toi do for a living?
Female:...
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