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61 things girls don't know about guys
(In a Guy's Point of View)

#1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with plus than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

#2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

#3... Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

#4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets...
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posted by Emma01
4
Aries:

You may be tempted to fall back into old relationship patterns while the South Node of the Moon is in your 5th House of l’amour and Romance, through July 26. Additionally, sensual Venus extends her stay in your sign due to a retrograde phase on March 6–April 17. During this time, toi may reignite a flame with an old lover ou turn up the heat on a current relationship. Venus enters impetuous Aries on February 22, slips back into compassionate Pisces from April 11 through April 24, and then remains in your sign until June 6, increasing your chances of finding love. Your key planet, Mars,...
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posted by isabelle_905
11
Great email.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from toi mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes toi ou hits you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her toi l’amour her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When toi see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When toi see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When toi see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When...
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This article was written par fanpop guest contributor Trina G.


Dating isn’t always as easy as it sounds. Just when you’ve gotten all excited about getting the chance to have dîner with the guy you’ve had a crush on for months, Murphy’s Law kicks in and everything goes wrong.

Are toi cursed? Are toi doomed to be single forever? Absolutely not! It’s just life. Just in case things do go downhill, however, here are 5 things that can potentially go wrong on your first date, and what toi can do to fix them.

1. toi Have a Cold

There’s nothing plus frustrating than planning a dîner rendez-vous amoureux, date with...
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...are toi serious?

You're self-conscious enough to ask people on the internet what they think of your appearance?

If toi can't understand how beautiful toi truly are, toi don't deserve to get the compliments you're longing for.

If toi say silly things like that just for the compliments the polite people give you, then toi certainly aren't as beautiful on the inside as people say.

Don't complain about how people don't say you're beautiful.

Your scars may be permanent, but they're a reminding part of who toi used to be, guy who got called an emo fag at school because he wears a lot of black and...
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(Cute FW I got a while ago...)

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes.. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does l’amour mean?'
The réponses they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what toi think:


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'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when...
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posted by lost_my_thought
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Since it has been such a great jour for, I have decided to write my first article on Fanpop. It's rather important, toi know, choosing a topic for your first “piece of art” so to say.
Many of toi might get cynical with me, saying that there is already enough aléatoire crap on fanpop and this will just add to the "grand nonsense". The truth is I don't care.
Some people say that there is no true l’amour ou that it doesn't last for too long. People get used to each other and live with each other just because it is plus comfortable to do so. I think that there is nothing worse than being with a person...
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posted by ultimatefredde
4
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something toi aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner ou later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what toi really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, ou take her to dinner, also sometimes a card ou a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, toi wont die...
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posted by salmiddle
20
Hi, i am Sarah. I know some people dont think this is abuse, but i feel like it was. I had a best friend, Zach was his name. I thought he was the awesomest friend i have ever had. But he was not, no one liked him when i meet him. I never understood why. I was Friends wit thim for a year, then i asked him out. he a dit Sure. a week and 2 days after that he broke up with me. i hated myself. So i cut myself, just 1 cut. Then about 2 months after that. He told me 2 never call him again ou talk 2him in anyway. I could not stand it. So i cut my self. Everytime i woud see him ou hear hiz voice, when...
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posted by nnpatel
1
 LUV U
LUV U
When I see toi every morning I feel that your face is the only thing that I wake up early and go to school for. I feel that toi are the bright side to my day.....you like me and I like toi but when toi dumped your girlfriend for me I was shocked and thought that I would faint the moment toi asked me out.....I would only say yes to toi if toi promise me that toi will never do what toi did to youe ex girlfriend for me but toi swore to me toi won't and for some reason I am still saying maybe......you are waiting for the answer toi will get tomorrow morning......I <3 JULY
1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they Kiss toi and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they poisson for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...
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posted by LoveDraco123
2
I l’amour my parents.

I don't know how I'll live without my parents, because I realize that they are the only people I'll always have. Friends don't last forever, and partners don't either. But your parents... they stick with toi from the beginning until the very end. Even when they leave the world, their memory and their wise lessons guide toi throughout life. The l’amour your parents have for toi is the strongest l’amour ever felt par humans. And I think it would be idiotic to say otherwise.

I fight a lot with my parents. I become insolent and harsh with them at times, and sometimes, I exceed to such...
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toi HAVE to read all of them and if toi don't your going to come across with problems in your relationship for the suivant month!

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about


2) Guys are plus emotional then toi think if they loved toi at one point it takes them a lot longer then toi think to let toi go, and it hurts every seconde that they arent with you

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile

4) A guy who likes toi wants to be the only guy toi talk to

5) Giving a guy a hanging messa​ge like "You know what uh...never mind....."...
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This is a 'HATE letter' and if toi don't get it read between the lines (1,3,5,7,9 etc.)
Clever guy.

1. "The great l’amour that I have for you
2. is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3. grows every day. When I see you,
4. I do not even like your face;
5. the one thing that I want to do is to
6. look at other girls. I never wanted to
7. marry you. Our last conversation
8. was very boring and has not
9. made me look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to seeing toi again.
10. toi think only of yourself.
11. If we were married, I know that I would find
12. life very difficult, and I would have no
13. pleasure in living with you. I have...
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posted by jem_
♥Love Quotes♥

1. The greatest thing toi will ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.

2. l’amour one another and toi will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Harold Loukes

3. "You can count on the sun to rise, for the stars to come out at night, but as long as there's air to breathe, you'll always be loved par me."

4. "How can toi tell the sun not to shine, when clouds exist. How can ask leaves not to fall when wind exists. How can toi tell me not to fall in l’amour when toi exist."

5. "A friend is one who knows toi and loves toi just the same." - Elbert Hubbard

6. To love...
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posted by PftFan99
8
I walked in class, and one of my Friends was sitting in the bureau that I sit in, when my other friend isn't here, because my crush sits there. I a dit jokingly, " Get up." She laughed, got up, and said," You're so jealous." I'm like," I'm not jealous. How can I be jealous, if he isn't dating you?" "lawl" I turned around and he said,"Why did toi have to sit there? toi get on my nerves." "I don't mean to get on your nerves. WHY DO toi HATE ME?" I joked. He said," I don't hate you. toi just get on my nerves." Then I turn to my friend and said," HA! HE DOESN'T HATE ME." Then he says," Oh yeah. And...
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posted by isabelle_905
2
Another email…


Dear Tech Support,

Last an I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in global, ensemble system performance - particularly in the fleur and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...
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Ok, there will only be two dedicated articles now... for today xD I'm sorry but it's probably a phase of écriture poems for people... SORRY!! xD

My fanpop family

So far away
Still so close
Having problems with my family
I always have my fanpop mom
She'll listen
All the time
I know I can count on her
Absolutely brilliant
Intelligent
Sweetness coming from her eyes
Let me hug toi mom
Thank toi for always being there for me
Far away also
Very close
Supporting each other
écriture stories together
She'll be there for me
All the time
I know I can count on her
Totally sweet
Funny
Beautiful are cœur, coeur and face
Let me hug toi my fanpop sister
Thank toi for always being there for me

Sharon & Lexi - l’amour toi lots!
xxx
toi can always count on me too
posted by reneemonique
1
A collection of some l’amour quotes.

I’m a liar because I wont tell toi everything.
I’m stupid because sometimes im wrong.
I’m ugly because my face isn’t perfect.
I’m a pushover because I like making people happy.
I’m a loser because I’m a not friend with your group.
I’m fake because I’m too nice.
I’m weird becauseI’m not like you.
I’m fat because I eat when I’m hungry.
I’m clingy because I don’t like to be alone.
I’m insecure because I care about what people think of me.
I’m no fun because I'm not always hyper?
Don’t try to tell me who I am.
Because
I already know.



Trying...
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posted by Alexander Rybak
27
45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are toi remembering this?


6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your Friends together.


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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves toi more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her Friends say i l’amour her plus than you, deny it. fight back and
hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.


Are toi thinking of...
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