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The Best Dog Breed for Every Zodiac Sign

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Admit it: You’ve fantasized about your future Fido plus than a couple times. toi walk into the shelter, lock eyes with “the one” and the suivant thing toi know, you’re frolicking through fields of freshly mowed herbe and endless tennis balls with your true love. Except, how are toi supposed to know which breed is going to be your best match (or if your current four-legged friend is your ultimate counterpart)? Turn to the stars, of course. Here, the best dog for every zodiac sign.

1. PISCES (FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20): French Bulldog
You’re full of surprises, dear Pisces, and the same goes...

my other spots 🍀❤🐾🍀

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Here are all of my other spots that I've made, feel free to take a look and if toi like rejoindre and perhaps spread the word 😄
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How to Give Your Cat a Pill 2

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1.Grasp cat firmly in your arms. berceau, station d’accueil its head on your elbow, just as
if toi were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "Thats a nice kitty."
Drop pill into its mouth.

2. Retrieve cat from haut, retour au début of lamp and pill from under sofa.

3. Follow same procedure as in 1, but hold cat's front paws down with left
hand and back paws down with elbow of right arm. Poke pill into its mouth
with right forefinger.

4. Retrieve cat from under bed. Get new pill from bottle. (Resist impulse
to get new cat.)

5. Again proceed as in 1, except when toi have cat firmly cradled in
bottle-feeding position, sit down on...

Rules of Cat Behaviour

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If toi have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If toi cannot manage
this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good!
Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the
evening. He won't dare push toi off and will even call toi "nice kitty."
If toi can arrange to have cat nourriture on your breath, so much the better.
For sitting on laps ou rubbing against pantalon legs, select couleurs which
contrast with your own.
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do
anything. Just sit and stare.
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand...

5 Reasons Why Your Dog Should Sleep In Your lit At Night

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Healthy for you

Contrary to the populaire belief that sleeping with your dog could be unhealthy, it is actually the opposite. If you’re fighting depression, stress ou anxiety, chiens can provide a good therapy session if toi curl around them during the night. Keeping stress and depression away can make toi less prone to cœur, coeur attack and even lower cholesterol level. A stress free life is a healthier and happier life. So if toi don’t have allergies ou asthma, then sharing your lit with a dog is not a bad idea.

Better sleep

Almost every person experiences some sleeping difficulties at one point...

5 Incredible Things chiens Can Sense Before They Happen

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chiens are incredibly intuitive and aware of their surroundings. They know when their person is sad and can pick up on stress when their household is in chaos. Some people believe that chiens can predict when someone is going to die ou can see spirits. Below are some of the other amazing things chiens can sense, for one reason ou another.

1. Earthquakes

Records as far back as ancient Greece tells of chiens fleeing the city of Helice before a tragic earthquake. China also has stories of chiens montrer signs of distress before seismic activity. Although chiens are very much aware of their surroundings, some...

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The haut, retour au début Ten Cat Rules

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haut, retour au début Ten Cat Rules

Cat Rule Number 1

The cat is not allowed in the house.

Cat Rule Number 2

The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

Cat Rule Number 3

The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

Cat Rule Number 4

The cat can get on the old furniture only.

Cat Rule Number 5

The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

yellow tabby kitty cat close up
Cat Rule Number 6

The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers ou on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 7

The cat can sleep under the covers and on the oreiller par invitation...

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Science Confirms chiens l’amour Us 🐶🐱

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Science Confirms chiens l’amour Us

Science has confirmed that chiens l’amour us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.

No, really!

Are toi telling me chiens look up at us and see us adorable?

The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And toi smell interesting. I l’amour you!

(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. toi should bow when I enter the room.)

This explains why superior chats occasionally try to bathe us.

It's true. chats see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring...

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Life Explained par God

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Life Explained par God

When God created the world, he also created the dog, the monkey, and the cow. It's a simple story, told through the eyes of the dog, the monkey, and the cow, and their conversations with God during creation.

God Created the Dog
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all jour par the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in ou walks past. For this, I will give toi a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give toi back the other ten?"

So God agreed with the dog.

On the seconde day, God...

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The Dog’s Diary🐶

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8:00 am - Dog food! My favori thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favori thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favori thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favori thing!
12:00 pm - lait bones! My favori thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favori thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favori thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favori thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favori thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favori thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favori thing!

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If a Dog was Your Teacher, toi Would Learn:🐶

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When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. chiens l’amour 'em.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Enjoy dog days.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple doggie growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady dogwood tree.

When you're...

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The Cat’s Diary😄

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The Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hacher, hachage ou some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a souris and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since...

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haut, retour au début Ten Cat Rules

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Cat Rule Number 1

The cat is not allowed in the house.

Cat Rule Number 2

The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

Cat Rule Number 3

The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

Cat Rule Number 4

The cat can get on the old furniture only.

Cat Rule Number 5

The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

Cat Rule Number 6

The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers ou on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 7

The cat can sleep under the covers and on the oreiller par invitation only.

Cat Rule Number 8

The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the oreiller too.

Cat Rule Number 9

Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 10

The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.

Instructions for Giving your Cat a Pill

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Instructions for Giving your Cat a Pill
Pick cat up and berceau, station d’accueil it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. berceau, station d’accueil cat in left arm and repeat process.

Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, berceau, station d’accueil cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push...

arc en ciel Bridge

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arc en ciel Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called arc en ciel Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to arc en ciel Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special Friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our Friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animaux who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor;
those who were hurt ou maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember
them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animaux are happy and content, except...

PREHISTORIC DOG

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PREHISTORIC DOG FOUND WITH MAMMOTH BONE IN MOUTH

Paleolithic dog remains were found, one dog with a large mammoth bone in its mouth.
The prehistoric chiens likely hauled mammoth tusks and meat and consumed mammoths too.
The dogs' brains were removed after death, suggesting ritual significance, possibly tied to releasing their spirits.
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The fossilized dog skull clutches the mammoth bone, seen sticking out of the front. Click to enlarge this image.
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The remains of three Paleolithic dogs, including one with a mammoth bone in its mouth, have been unearthed at Predmostí in the Czech...

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Methods for Finding Your Spirit Animal

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There are any number of ways to find your spirit animal.

-Pay attention to what animal ou animaux keep montrer up in songs, pictures, movies, books, conversations, etc. Trust that if Red Cardinals, Horses, Crickets, etc, keep appearing to you, they are trying to help toi in some way.

-Meditation & journeying involves attaining an altered state of consciousness and the use of deep imagery ou visualization with the specific intention of meeting your spirit animal guide(s).

-These methods can be guided (spoken, drumming, musique with vocals) ou it can be non-guided (silence, nature sounds, instrumental-only...