Very Zimmy Fanart

our judges besides the audience: Grim, Billy, and Mandy!and our guest star, Firestar, leader of thunderclan!

mandy: hmph. how did toi talk me into this, billy?

grim: thoses stupid chiot eyes get us eerytime! grrr...

billy: HI MOM!

firestar: eek! twolegs!

first up is Zim!

Zim: YES! i will be chant "Just so toi know" par "Jesse McCartney."

I shouldn't l’amour you, but i want to, i just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you, but i can't move, i can't look away.*small musique break*I shouldn't l’amour you, but i want to, i just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you, but i can't move, i can't look away.and i don't...

GIR and Kat finally arrived at Lightopia. It was really cool looking. They entered some huge hi-tech castle. "Ah, I have been waiting for you, Darkshadow." Kat didn't mind Striker calling her par her real name. "Okay, princess, fun's over! Where's Zim?" Kat asked.
"Your friend, Zim?"
"Yes!"
"I don't know how to put this, Darkie, but, he's dead."

Dead!? Kat completely Lost it. "Dead!? toi mean toi killed him!?" Kat shouted. "Yes. And there's no need to shout, Darkshadow!" he answered. "Do I seriously look like I care!?" Kat said, "What kind of leader are you!? Watch me kill toi somedat, Unicornia!"...

"Oh." Kat said, "You don't like me."

The suivant jour at recess, Zim saw Kat. She was running around- in alien form. All of a sudden, two freakishly tall men grabbed her. "We have her." a dit one. A familiar voice. They threw her into a car, and the car flew into the sky and out of sight.

"I told toi Kat was an alien!" Dib shouted.

"Do toi know who we are?" a dit one of the men to Kat. Kat pouted. The men took off their disguises. "The Irken leaders?!" Kat said, "Oh well! The Lightopian Dynamite, Master of Mischief, as we call him, will destroy you!"

"How?" a dit Purple. Just then, Striker, The Lightopian...

Zim took Kat in. The first few weeks were just fun and games, until the tallest found out. They wanted her dead. They had sent Irkens after her.

Skool was going to start soon. Everyone got held back. Finally, it came. "Kat, be good while I'm gone." Zim said, and left. It was Kat and GIR now.

Zim was returning from skool. He opened the door and gasped. GIR was panicking, there was wood and blood everywhere, and Kat was covered in blood. She seemed cheerful though, as usual. "Kat, what did toi do?" Zim asked. Her antennas went down and she tucked her tail between her legs. "I'm sorry. It won't...

A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg Slash fic. toi don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...

A wonderful nightmare


There was darkness that bounded around Zim, he walk knowing it would lead him nowhere. He couldn't help but feel that someone was watching him, he felt fear and uneasy as he heard someone titter.

"Who's there?"He asked, trying to keep his voice livid and rough. No one answered.

"Show yourself pitiful creature of darkness, ou suffer the radeau of the Almighty Z-,"Zim was then interrupted par the same titter he heard earlier, It was longer and plus uncontrollably. But then it stopped and was replaced with a low and dangerous growl.

"Oh shut up."It said. "I'm in a good mood...

Both Zim and Gaz gazed at the baby, Curious Zim poked it.

Suddenly a giggle was heard from the baby; terrified Zim jumped behind Gaz. Gaz rolled her eyes at his sudden reaction and hold the baby in her arms.

"Relax zim, it just giggled no need to be scared" Gaz a dit looking at zim behind her; she had detected that he was trembling. When he took notice of Gaz's gaze, he stood and took the baby away from Gaz's grip.

"Zim, scared of a stupid human toy? Nonsense" He a dit as he returned to his seat. Zim look intently at the baby and poked him once more. The little baby giggled again, which to zim's...

Chapter 3

*High skool library*

Dib and Gaz had arrived to skool in time, because behind them was a huge line of kids who also needed to pick up their schedules ou skool ID's. Dib already received his, he really wasn't excited to see that he had English class but was a little happy to see that he had l’espace and science. Gaz hated the classes she had except Art class; she was going to be with Dib in English and Algebra class. She was thinking about changing her classes after skool, trying to avoid hearing Dib yelling out all his nonsense about aliens and Bigfoot during class.

"Hey Gaz, look who's...

I have written fan fiction before, but only one My Chemical Romance fan fic and a few 'House MD' fan fics. This is my first 'Invader Zim' fan fiction. I don't write fan fiction like most people do. My fan fics are designed to be funny and they do not follow normal fan fiction conventions. If toi do not like the way I right, that is fine, but please don't tell me how my story would be better if I ended it a different way ou made it longer ou something. This fan fic is just for fun, take it ou leave it. I hope toi like though!




Zim & GIR Go To The Mall



"GIR, do toi have any sevens?"

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......

*a morphoid(goo creature) stands in front of Sasha who is trapped in plus goo
Sasha: ZIM! HELP!!!!
Zim: HANG ON SASHA!!
*jumps on haut, retour au début of and defeats the morphoid
Zim: *helps Sasha out of the goo
Sasha: thank toi Zimmy
Spongebob: Sasha?
Sasha: yup, it's me
Spongebob: wow, *looks at her* you've changed a lot
Tak: wait a minute, slow down
Danny: yeah, who's Sasha?
*Jimmy looks at him questionly
Spongebob: oh, srry guys, this is Sasha, she used to rendez-vous amoureux, date me, buty now she's dating,
Zim: *cuts him off* Me?
Spongebob: *looks at him annoyingly* Yes Zim, you.
Sasha: yea, but toi know we can still be good Friends though...

Blink lyed in lit for 3 months now. Dib didn't think it was fair Zim was the only one who could see Blink. Raven wouldn't let him in at all, and when he tried, he was hurt very badly. He tried all the things he could think of to sneak in. Every time, he failed and Raven always kicked him out. Dib thought and thought for hours until he went on his spelldrive. He found a spell that would turn him invisible at the snap of his fingers. He clicked on it and he felt funny for a minute. Dib snapped his fingers and he turned invisible. "This is amazing!" Dib said. He opened his door and headed torwards...

It was the middle of the afternoon on a regular school day. ''Do toi think we'll EVER get out of class?'' ask Zim with a very bored face. ''RIIING!!''. Finally the cloche, bell went. As Analean is walking with Zim and Tak in the hallway, she sees a shadowy figure on the trophy stand. ''Do toi see that?'' a dit Analean with a nervous look on her face.''See what? I don't see anything.'' asked Tak with a questioned expression. ''Look on the trophy stand.'' a dit Analean pointing at the trophy stand. ''I still don't see anything Analean.'' a dit Tak. Analean had a disappointed expression on her face, then...