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posted by RealCosmic
A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg Slash fic. toi don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...
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I woke up and found myself on the ceiling of a room I looked around there wasn't much in the room just a grand piano, a banane arbre which all the bananas were labeled 'eat me', a vase right below me, and some pillars then I tried to stand up but I fell to the floor I shook my head I found my butt stuck in the vase. I tried to get myself out of it but I was jammed in tightly
Zim: "Zim commands toi to stop being stuck" I fell on the floor face first, brilliant I looked around then out of nowhere the piano opened up and someone came out, keef in a souris costume what the heck!!!
Zim: "keef?" he...
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ok, I havn't done anything in a while,so heres a little action for you-or your OC-and Zim.if toi dont like smexy-ness with Zim, then dont read.

Your sitting in your room, on your bed, musique from your computer on full blast(you choose the song). Your hair is in your face; your eyes wet with tears. A phone is in your hands. secondes before this moment toi were having a conversation with your boyfriend, and he was making toi laugh, like he always has. Just as toi thought he was going to ask toi to go to the movies, ou come over to his house... he dumped you. Then to...
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posted by InvaderCynder
"zim! watch out!" i yelled. but it was too late. dib had grabbed him and chained his neck tight.i screamed as he fell to the ground, his eyes cloudy and pale. "now, for you!" Dib exclaimed. "what is this about, Dib?" i demanded, taking a step back. he raised a couteau in the air."You embarrassed me.now that zim's not here to protect you, i can get back for it."he explained coldly. before i could process it all, he had stabbed me in the beater (heart).

"HEEEEEEEEEELP!" i screamed, sitting at a right angle in my bed.'it was all just a dream!' i thought. "master. what's wrong?" petit gâteau, cupcake asked. she...
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posted by zgfangrl
dib- salut there partner
claire- stop calling me that!!
dib- whatever toi say
claire- i brought diving gear but none of the goggles will fit your GIANT head
dib- its okay i brought my own!!!
claire- lets go i was researching and it a dit theres a mermaid town around here*holds up map*
dib- OKAY GREAT!!*looks at her in loving way*
claire-*creeped out par looks* okay then...
claire- ill be down in a sec i gotta do.. some stuff...
dib- toi do your stuff ill be waiting*jumps off bateau into water*
claire grabs some scissors and puts on a bubbly thingy to protect...
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posted by Invader_K

sweet mother of corn! That girls in trouble!
TV guy

I dunno. But don't eat the muffins.

Does anybody want muffins?! *holds toilet up*

My legs aleep. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha! *smiles*

She lodged in there reaalll good,plus her foots pokin' out in china. And she screams all sacry like when anybody comes near her.

Whats he talkin bout? Wheres the colors? Wheres the pretty pictures? This plan is stoopid.
President Man
I uh have the nuclear people on the line.


I made sandwhiches!

I just noticed toi were closer to earth...
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posted by misanthrope86

Lately, a couple of people have been running around here yelling about how "gross" ZaDr (the Zim and Dib romance) is and blah, blah, blah. So I wanted to talk abou tmy position on some of these issues, even though the people who need to hear my message are probably not going to read my message, and if they do, I'm sure they will just saying something in response that makes no sense ou is offensive. But here goes...

1) toi are not required to like ZaDr.
~ I am 100% certain that there is no law requiring toi to like ZaDr, ou to visit the ZaDr club, ou to look at and commentaire on ZaDr images/videos/fanfics...
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posted by InvaderCynder
I woke up with my wig sticking to my head because of the moister from yesterdays tears.the radio was playing "Gone Forever" par three days grace."So I'll stay up all night,with these bloodshot eyes while these walls surround me with the story of our life..."i sang along but trailed off. what was i to do now that i knew that i had killed my perfect enemy? my arch enemy? i curled up on the bed, thinking. i listened to the song and wished I could be glad he was gone forever. but i could only find one reason to be happy: he couldn't expose us."and now your gone forever..." sang petit gâteau, cupcake from downstairs.I...
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posted by DMhello
Camping Trip- Zim`s P.O.V.
This is a sequel to "Return of the Shadow Hog"

I was in my house making dîner for myself; I was in a short sleeved white chemisier and my usual black pants and nothing else, with the exception of my wig and lens. I was putting the finishing touches on my shougayaki (grilled pork with ginger) I could now have thanks to Gaz, she gave me some of her antidote she invented when she first came to this planet, now I could eat whatever I wanted. There was a knock on the door and I reluctantly went to the door. When I opened the door I found Dib
Zim: "oh foins, hay Dib, what are you...
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posted by Invader_K
Blink went to sleep after 4 hours. Dib and Zim noticed Blink's door was shut, Zim glared at Dib. Dib looked at Zim. "Why are toi glaring at me?" Dib asked, looking annoyed. "Because Dib. Because." Zim said, folding his arms. "Why???" Dib asked, this time almost yelling. "I'll give toi a hint, toi stupid stupid pig monster. Blink." Zim said, looking angry. "What about her?" Dib asked. "Well, toi see, Blink was my best friend, AND toi a volé, étole HER!" Zim shouted, pushing Dib onto the floor. Dib got up and Pushed Zim back, only harder, and Zim hit the wall. Zim threw a lamp at Dib's head, and Dib...
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suddenly my cell phone rang and Ravena disappeared. "hello?" i answered it. "hey Cynder, toi wanna come to the patin, patinage park after Skool with Sasha and me?" i heard Zim ask me. i was surprised he had a phone! i considered it, but...

"sorry, Zim, i've got plans. maybe some other time?" i answered back. "sure." he cheered, and i could hear a bit of disappointment in his voice.

RING! RING! lunch time.

i sat suivant to Yugi in his little group. well, in between Yugi and Joy. "hey Yugi, wanna come to my house after Skool?" i invited when i had finished my Mac and Cheese. "sure!" he cheered. Joy giggled,...
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posted by InvaderCynder
Dib lay on the ground motionless but still breathing.i was standing right there,ready to kill him. but something stopped me.zim came up to me and put his hand on my shoulder."its done,cynder."he a dit softly."hes taken care of."

I opened my eyes. i was still on the couch, Zim's head laying on my hip as he slept.i grabbed a oreiller and softly put it under his head as i got up.he didn't wake, and it was kind of cute the way he slept.curled up like a kitty, his hands up suivant to his head.i was surprised to look in the mirror and see that i had spent the whole jour yesterday without my contacts or...
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In preparation for the impending 'Invader Zim' TV movie, I did a full series re-watch and decided to rank my haut, retour au début 10 'Invader Zim' episodes of all time! Here we go!

10. 1x17b 'Lice'
I l’amour 'Lice'! That's a weird thing to say... anyway, this is a really cool episode. One of my favourite things about it is how Dib thinks Countess von Verminstrasser is insane for believing in the Lice Queen even though he routinely gets called insane for believing in the paranormal. He does the same thing to her as his classmates/family/the general public does to him!

9. 1x10b 'Bloaty's pizza Hog'
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posted by zim123456
again,i can't sleep and i have to take a exam. in the morning but that wasn't it,i feel i wasn't in this world anymore but i push the feeling away and turn on the tv i was watching invader zim.yeah a college girl watching a cartoon but i was a fangirl of zim.

i feel of triedness i turn off the tv and go to lit went to sleep.

i woke up i push myself out of lit it felt diff. in the house i got dress and walk around the house i don't see my parents ou my cat name new york.

i went outside and i went to school it spell skool "ah crap" i ran to my house and hear a knock on the door.

"you need to report...
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posted by SweetSponge
Zim: i luv u Sasha
Sasha: i luv u to Zim
Kad: theres no words to describe how much they luv each other
Kil: no kiddin
Kad: not even to mention the stuff they do at night
Kil: i think its sweet
Kad: i do to... i wonder y other ppl dont think its not
Sasha: phh *talks sarcactically* "cuz its not normal"
Kad: lol
Sasha: *sigh*
Zim: wht is it Sasha?
Sasha: ...
Zim: is there something i should kno?
Sasha: i guess....
Zim: wht is it then?
Kad: cmon, u can tell us sista
Kil: yeah, its alright
Sasha: ok then....*looks a little nervous*
Sasha: im.....
Zim: ur wht?
Sasha: Im,
KaD: cmon sista, spit it out
Sasha: Im pregnat...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 ZaDr <3 ForLife *In My Opinion
ZaDr <3 ForLife *In My Opinion
Gaz:Ahh Sigh.Dib: *Stares At Gaz*Ok..Gaz:AHHH SIGH!! Dib: *Drops Book*Wht Is It Now Gaz!?!?! Gaz:I Want U To Buy Me The Game Slave 3!!! Dib:WHT?!?!?? Are U Crazy Gaz:Ur Gana Make Me Cry *Makes chiot Face FakelY* Dib:Gehh *Covers Face*Fine Gaz:WooHoo
Proffesor Mambrane:If Ur Gana Buy Her A Game Slave Then Gaz Is Gana Have To Go Too To The Store With U
*At The Store*
Zim:GIR!!I a dit No Tacos
Gir: *Makes chiot Face*Plzzz
Dib:Huh?Wht Is Zim doing Here At The Store?
Gaz:IDK Just Buy Me The Damn GameSlave
Dib:Fine *Stares At Zim And Looks Away*
Zim:Huh? *Stares At Dib*Its Dib !!! DIB!!!...
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*Gir stares at Dana in dis belief*
Gir: i....i thougt toi luved ........me*a tear rolls down his cheek*
*gir backs up in a corner*
*then he runs out the door crying*
*as GIR walks thoughs flow head*
Gir: (talks to himself)*sniff sniff* i should have been nicer to petit gâteau, cupcake *sniff*
Gir: but now, *sniff* shes all asploded
Gir: WHHHHHHYYYYYYY??!!!*cries hysterically*
*flies off*
Sasha: Kil! stop bein a perv!!*nudges him*
*kad and Zim laugh*
Kil: what? *laughs a little himself*
Kad: hey, wheres Gir?
Zim: Gir's missing?
Kil: gggiirr!
Kad: oh no, hes- hes gone!!
Sasha: we need to go...
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 16 an old Gaz Membrane
16 year old Gaz Membrane
It was a early monday morning, when alot of people began to wake up early to get ready for work and others for skool.

"GAZ WAKE UP, IT'S MONDAY" Dib yelled from the other side of Gaz's door. "be quiet!!!" Gaz yelled back rather annoyed for being interupted from her peaceful sleep. It took her a while to focus and stood up from her bed. 'I hate mondays' Gaz's a dit to herself. She walked up to her closet and picked out her clothes she was going to wear.

After Gaz finished getting dressed she walked up to her mirror. Nothing had really changed much over the years, Gaz was now a 16 and she is still...
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posted by Invader-Tak
Invader Larb

Invader Larb is a very lucky Irken. He was originally assigned to Blorch, accueil of the Slaughtering rat People. When he came before the Tallest, though, they recognized him for his increased height and re-assigned him to planet Vort, accueil of the universe's most comfortable couch.

Sometime during the course of the series Larb successfully conquered Vort, as we see in Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars.

Invader Skoodge

Invader Skoodge is short, fat and ugly. These traits do little to endear him to his leaders, The Almighty Tallest, and in fact they try to get rid of him several times...
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posted by Wicked-Blair
Character Guide: *ahem* Something completely pointless toi write when you're very very VERY bored, with no possible meaning to other people who are already fans of the show/movie/book who will find something like this quite useless indeed.

Here I go...

ZIM: (Richard Horvitze) EXACT stereotype of hollywood aliens/martians. Green skin, antennae, huge eyes, shortage of fingers, and no ears make up this little alien with big personality. Zim is the kind of cartoon character where he's very dumb, but he thinks he's a feakin' genius. He has little ou no people skills, subtlety, ou humbleness, but that's...
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