Zim l’envahisseur Article: Downfall and Uprising- Part One

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posted by thetacoman

Dib toiled on his work. All he could tell now was that he was making some kind of, something. What is it we are making, exactly? asked Dib. Do toi want to know? asked a aléatoire man. Then come out two hours after curfew to the build site. With that, the weirdo left. Dib shuddered at the thought of leaving his house after curfew. There was a strict 10:00 curfew, and everyone who had broke the curfew had never been seen again, but Dib needed to know what the Regional Commander was planning. He finished his share of work, and started on Gaz's. Every day, Gaz gave Dib a soda in exchange for him doing her work. Then the Superindendent yelled over the microphone, WORKTIME OVER! CURFEW IN 5 HOURS! OBEY ZIM! This message rang out at the end of every work day, and Dib loved it, all but the part about Zim.

Two hours after curfew, Dib walked out onto the build site to find the weirdo. Hey! yelled the weirdo. You're here! he pulled out some blueprints. This is it, the Irken Snacking Vault. Zim is going to use this to feed his clones. Clones? asked Dib. Zim has clones? Yep. Sector 8 is building the Clonerator right now! Dib was freaking out. Zim clones could only mean terror and hatred. But I have a plan. Me and some other workers are rigging the entire thing to collapse when it is full of snacks. This will stop the line of production, and collapse the chain of command. Dib heard a siren of a GIR SY class- Generally Incopetent Robot Sentry- nearby. Wait! a dit Dib. What is your name? Dib needed to know the name of his comrade. I am Terry, Savior of Earth! and he ran off. ATTENTION UNSAVORY FILTH! yelled the GIR toi WILL BE DESTROYED IF toi DO NOT LEAVE! Dib ran even faster than Terry.

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I have something for toi

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irken gaz

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Miz and zag smeets

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plus hugz

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Invader Rita

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DVD Screencap

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INVADER TaK

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Camping Trip Chapter 2- Zim in Wonderland

posted by DMhello

I woke up and found myself on the ceiling of a room I looked around there wasn't much in the room just a grand piano, a banane arbre which all the bananas were labeled 'eat me', a vase right below me, and some pillars then I tried to stand up but I fell to the floor I shook my head I found my butt stuck in the vase. I tried to get myself out of it but I was jammed in tightly
Zim: "Zim commands toi to stop being stuck" I fell on the floor face first, brilliant I looked around then out of nowhere the piano opened up and someone came out, keef in a souris costume what the heck!!!
Zim: "keef?" he...

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Invader Zim fanfiction: Dib's Break-in part one

posted by jax3636

I wrote this myself, a lot of inspiration is included in it, and try to find the three secrets in this part! i dont know how many parts there will be, but this is a lot for a part one, i guess. tell me what toi think please!

Hiding. Running. I've been doing those things for so long; it's hard to believe that I know anything else besides those to verbs. If toi don't already know this, my name is Dib. I am one of the four humans that escaped the Irkan invasion. The takeover happened about twenty years ago. Other than the time I spend running from the local alien bandits,...

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What Goes On In Gir's Mind...

posted by iPsychic

'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled GIR who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. GIR looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' GIR shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought...

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Irken History:The First Irkens,Zim's Impact on Irken History

posted by InvaderNeek01

The Irken race is unable to reproduce and does so now par cloning. It is unknown how they reproduce
d before they learned the cloning process, but it is possible that the first Irkens were born from a Queen due to their similarity to insects. The Control Brains are the ones who create the Irken babies, known as Smeets, and program their personality and all Irken knowledge into their PAK, which is attached to each Irken's spine to birth them, as seen in the episode Parent Teacher Night. The Control Brains are extremely powerful, even the two Irken leaders, the Almighty Tallest, must obey them,...

Mopiness of Doom script

posted by pumpkinqueen

"Mopiness of Doom" par Danielle Koenig

EXT. ZIM'S NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT

Dib chases ZIM down the street. Dib has almost caught up with ZIM as he turns towards his house. Right before he gets to the gate, Dib jumps in front of him holding up a spooky-looking talisman.

DIB: It's over, ZIM! There's nowhere left for toi to hide!

ZIM: What about my house?

DIB: Oh, yeah, I guess toi can hide there... salut WAIT! NO! Stay where toi are!

ZIM: ou what, you're gonna stop me with your four mitt?

DIB: It's not an four mitt, toi lizard, it's a genuine freezing talisman. There's no way you'll escape its power....

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The invader falls in l’amour ch15

posted by zagrfreak94

"This is stupid" Gaz a dit while she poured lait onto her cereal.

Dib had been trying to convince his sister the whole morning to take some spy cameras and put each one in a different room inside Zim's base. As he predicted Gaz had refused to do it, she told him that Zim would right away discover that she is helping him and might not allow her to go to his house again. Which is something Gaz didn't want, she doesn't want to work on the project par herself.
"Come on Gaz, all toi have to do is put these spy cameras somewhere Zim might not see it. GIR did it last time for me, if that stupid robot...

Bubblegum Chapter 3

posted by RealCosmic

Perhaps the single most guarded secret of the Irken Empire was the fact that Irkens could still reproduce naturally. As far as any other society was concerned, there was no Irken left that could conceive a smeet and bring it to term without artificial means. However, that wasn't entirely true. For the most part, it was. To further the species and erase any birth defects, Irken scientists had perfected a method of removing the genitalia of the species. Without the ability to reproduce, the birthing facility was left to produce the offspring of the society. As such, any gene pool issues were...

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The invader falls in l’amour ch10

posted by zagrfreak94

*meanwhile *

"I have convinced my sister to keep a close eye on Zim, that way she can tell me if Zim is planning anything new. If she tells me anything interesting I'll let toi know." Dib explained to Agent dark booty.

"Very clever Agent Moffman, We will wait for your information. I'm very pleased to see toi back in the swollen eyeball network, I was beginning to think that Zim might have destroyed toi ou something."Agent dark Booty said.
Dib couldn't help but laugh at last thing Agent dark booty had said, So many times Zim had tried to kill him but always end up failing in the end. 'Zim destroy...

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The Invader falls in l’amour Ch4

posted by zagrfreak94

"Let's see...where's class 306" Zim a dit as he kept looking for his Health class. He began to walk faster as he began to pass classes 301, 302, 303, 304, 305 and finally stopped. "finally, 306" zim a dit as he entered his class. The School cloche, bell hasn't ringed yet so all the tennage humans were fooling around in class, drowing paper balls, laughing, running, making out, etc. But one student just remained in her siège and she was playing a device that humans called a game Slave. That 'she' was none other but Dib's scary sister Gaz Membrane. Zim smirked at this and began to approach her.

"Hello Dib-sister"...

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Invader Sasha's theme song

posted by SweetSponge

They always ask me Sasha Green what is your race?
I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place.
I do have a really annoying little sis,
But when she's driving her new Bentley
I'll be flying my spaceship
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
No dial tone use my fingers to phone accueil
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
My finger's good for phonin'
'Cause I don't get charged for roamin'
(Chorus)
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer l’espace
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer l’espace
Ou ou ou outer l’espace
ou ou outerspace
Ou ou ou outer l’espace
ou ou outerspace

I pimp my flying saucer out with...

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INVADER ZIM: Jade ou Kat?, Chapter 2

posted by Invader-Tak

Kat could feel herself being dragged somewhere, but she was so dizzy she couldn't get up, let alone do anything. Then she fell on the ground still.
>'Grr... Do toi have anything to do with this?!' shouted a voice.
>'NO!' yelled another voice, 'And why do toi always blame me? salut what IS that?'
>Kat's eyes started to open, but not par themselves. Someone was opening them.
>'Hello? Are toi OK?'
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>Kat could make out a faint shape. 'Uhhh...' she groaned then closed her eyes.
>'Taco...' giggled a voice.
>Finally Kat got the strength she needed to open her eyes. She saw two...

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Zim is returning!

posted by woowie

I was asked to spread the word par a certain someone that Zim will be returning for a month! He will only air in March.

[Note from woowie]
People with Verizon Fios TV, don't go searching. I have Fios, and I searched. They have NOT a dit anything about Zim's return yet. Keep your eyes peeled, though. They may say something soon! I'm sorry people with Comcast, ou anything else, but I'm not sure.

Enjoy this little thing I put together for toi guys for now!

Kat: Zim, I wanna cookie!

Zim: Ask nicely.

Kat: Fine! Zim, can I please have a cookie?

Zim: No.

Kat: But why?

Zim: Kat, aren't toi allergic to
chocolate?...

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invader cynder fanfic 3

posted by InvaderCynder

"zim! watch out!" i yelled. but it was too late. dib had grabbed him and chained his neck tight.i screamed as he fell to the ground, his eyes cloudy and pale. "now, for you!" Dib exclaimed. "what is this about, Dib?" i demanded, taking a step back. he raised a couteau in the air."You embarrassed me.now that zim's not here to protect you, i can get back for it."he explained coldly. before i could process it all, he had stabbed me in the beater (heart).

"HEEEEEEEEEELP!" i screamed, sitting at a right angle in my bed.'it was all just a dream!' i thought. "master. what's wrong?" petit gâteau, cupcake asked. she...