HP Facebook convos

First of all, this is MY opinion. If toi don't agree, that's fine. If toi do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would rendez-vous amoureux, date Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the seconde hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
And...

Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter livres in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight films got him after the Harry Potter films were finished with him.

3. liste other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that toi think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...

Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, toi don't like yourself....

Okay. I know what toi are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight article but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me liste the reasons why children, teens and adults can l’amour Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start écriture about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the titre to errors.

My apologise to Twilight fans if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the livres like twice this mois and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole liste on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction livres to be scientifically accurate. But if toi plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

I made a liste of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If toi can give explanation answering the questions ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky question because there are a lot of articles about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter fans respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell toi which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion par BedIntruder posté 4 hours il y a


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides par calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies par écriture about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The livres aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken par the end of the...