I did not write this!
Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless toi have Harry's invisibility manteau and the Marauders' Map ou toi are Fred and/or George)
1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
2. Growing Marijuana ou hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.
3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate rendez-vous amoureux, date to the Yule Ball.
5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told toi I was...
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