Greetings, new follower:
If toi are lire this letter then toi have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If par some unprecedented chance toi are lire this and toi have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest toi put down this letter and leave now, ou the consequences for toi will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which toi must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week,...
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