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sevendeadlysins, lollipopx and 7 others like this

luv_warriorcatz haha

Mongoose09 LOL XD

ArcticWolf ...is that a problem?

TrueTwi_hard no but it is funny

HPFan4Eever Hahaha

VampPhoenix99 TTH is stupid. Twilight is stupid. Psycho depression overdramatic teenagers are stupid. Glittery fairies are stupid. It`s all so stupid.

zanhar1 You forgot the stupidest thing here... You.

Hermionie vs. Bella-Who is the better girlfriend?

posted by KatyLautner

Okay, so a lot of people have been asking that I put plus débats stuff and reasons why I think Twilight is better. Now that we're all Friends and don't hate eachother anymore, I hope we can all have a reasonable debate.

But before I start, I want to say that I don't compleatley hate Harry Potter anymore. I saw the Deathly Hallows today, my friend is somewhat of a fan, and wanted to see it. I reluctaintly went with her, and it actually wasn't that bad. toi see, I read the first-fourth Harry Potter books, and read most of the seventh. The Deathly Hallows movie was much better than the book in...

Points to Address - Letter to Smeyer

posted by DracoLuver

Hello everyone!

I'm planning on écriture a letter to Stephenie Meyer regarding the Twilight series. I wanted to address all the points many people do not like in the series. The letter is going to be friendly and straight-forward. I wanted to hear what everyone would want me to include. These are a few of the topics I am going to be including:

- Anti-feminism
- Abusive relationship
- Unhealthy obsession
- Lust does not equal l’amour
- Bella is horribly rude to her Friends (not valued friendships)

These are just a few. Please add anything and if there is something specific you'd like me to add.

I'll be working on this letter and posting on Sunday on Fanpop, so I can add anything else and have your approval and then I will send it to her.
I understand that Seth probably won't let it get to her, but it's worth a shot and I will post his reply (assuming he does reply.)

Thank you! :)

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Twilight vs. Harry Potter

posted by Kassaremidylynn

I wrote this a while il y a for my English class. We had to write about something we felt strongly about, and I feel very strongly about this, so...

Many people think that I would be an avid Twilight lover and a hater of the Harry Potter livres after their first impression. What they see may seem to point to that: I’m a fifteen an old girl who devours books, is a self-proclaimed hopeless romantic, loves all things vampire related, and I wear a ton of black. In reality, this couldn’t be far from the truth. It is actually the complete opposite. I absolutely despise anything Twilight related...

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Meyer Arrested: a fanfiction

posted by GemonkDruid

A/N: I just thought it would be an interesting subject, toi know? And before toi do anything, just to let toi know, I FAIL at characterisation. So don't go all batshit on me if I get Hermione ou anyone else wrong, 'kay?

Today, on the 17th of October, the court session for the famous "Meyer Case" was initiated. Stephenie Meyer, founder of Twilight, inc., the billion-dollar advertising company, was arrested on several charges, including: allegations of fraud charged par worldwide companies Feminism, inc., 3D pwns 2D, and Literature n Books; the murder of various brain cells; abuse and rape of thesarus,...

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harryginny vs edwardbella

posted by emilykuru

Fanfiction:

edward-bella vs harry-ginny

Edward and bella go to a railway station during one rainy jour in london. They meet harry and ginny there,

( bella is not changed into a vampire yet )

Edward: bella love, close your eyes please!

Bella: why edward?

(thinks to himself)

Edward : just yesterday I had promised her that she was the prettiest one I have ever seen, but here here is ginny who looks so pretty.
And bella should better stay away from harry, ou she will ditch me like jake..

( meanwhile harry is using legilimence when edward is busy thinking )

Harry: well, why am I going to eye a crackpot...

bri-marie's Anti-Twilight Story

posted by bri-marie

There once was this girl named Bri, who had a best friend (for this article, we'll call her Z). Bri and Z had identical taste in books. So, when Z gave Bri Twilight for Christmas and told her how “great” it was and kept going on and on. She tried to convince Bri that it was better than Harry Potter (the book Bri had been obsessed with since she was nine) but Bri didn't believe that at all. Still, if Z liked it, then Bri knew she would like it. She had no hesitation when she cracked the binding. She was hooked.

Now, this was before Twilight grew to be psychotically massive, so when Bri came...

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Why Twilight is not entirely bad (written par a forever HP fan)

posted by HecateA

Before toi start reading, I'd like to say this is my personal opinion. Maybe I'm wrong. If I am, I'd appreciate toi don't get mad because I don't like fighting. It wasn't meant to be rude, mean ou hurtfull to anybody.

For me Twilight was too easy to read. I could predict what would happen and the plot was too easy. The thing is, the plot isn't bad. vampires exist, that's cool. toi know one, yes, very cool. But the way Stephenie Meyer introduces it, how she developed her characters, how she modeled the vampire species, that is where Twilight gets people annoyed. It represent the iceburg that...

Harry Potter compared to Twilight

posted by She_wolf

It's pretty obvious from just my nom d’utilisateur that I am a 'Twilighter',but I will try not to be biast in this article. So, lets compare the two...

Which made plus money?

♥ The movie 'Twilight' made $69,637,740 in the USA and £2,508,422 in the UK, in its opening weekend. 'Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone/philosphers stone' made $90,294,621 in the USA and £16,335,627 in the UK, in its opening weekend.

♥ 'New Moon' in its opening weekend made $142,839,137 in the USA and £11,683,158 in the UK, whereas 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets' made $88,357,488 in the USA and £18,871,829 in...

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The World Should Wake Up From the Tyrant Government of "Twilight"

posted by ryomaidol

I have researched the following and well, I am not really surprised about the results. But I still ask some questions.

Why is Twilight plus "popular" when HP sold plus than 400 million while Twilight only sold 53 million? Also, Twilight is just 45% in the tomate meter while HP is 83% in the tomate meter? Third, Twilight sold about $191,449,475 while HP sold about $283,879,025? Another is Twilight is never shown in Kid's almanacs (the World and Time yearly almanacs) while HP is seen may times over. Twilight fans, don't toi see, HP is better even of toi turn the world upside down ou inside out!...

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Hilarious Twilight Defenses.

posted by LilRavenclaw95

These are the weirdest, saddest Twilight defenses on the planet. *NOTE: I have nothing against reasonable Twilight fans, but ones like this? *facepalm*

Tiwlite deost scuk jew bichezz!!!!!1!!” twilite iz da beste buck i hav evar red in mi lief!!!! so wat if inot have red so maney bks in my lief!! i actualey hav ay lieff and bukks hapen to b four peeple wizout eny frends!!!!!!!1111 sou dant juzt PRUVVEZ hou gud twilit iz!!!!!!!!! adn anuzer ding i am sexteen not twelve adn i reeli LUVE TWAILITE wish usst PRUVVEZ it iz four mature, enteliggent peepolnot like hary poter dat is juzt four lusers...

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AstridGoof8219's Anti-Twilight Story.

posted by AstridGoof8219

There once was a young adult woman named Astrid. One jour in Spring 2008, her good friend, Rhonda visited her. She told Astrid about this book series called Twilight, Rhonda a dit that she read the livres and that they were really good. Astrid then went to Borders and bought the three books. When she got home, she opened up the first book and started to read away. Astrid then decided that she liked it too. A jour later, she read New Moon, only this time, Astrid didn't like it as much as Twilight. Wishing to continue lire after the slight disliking, she read Eclipse hoping it would be better...

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letters from hp to twi

posted by luv_warriorcatz

lets say that bella and hermione were off Friends (really off). Hermione is at hogwarts where she is happy and bella is at forks with her vamp buddies where she is happy. And they know each other's secrets. One day, Hermione wrote bella a letter.

Dear Bella Swan,

I have heard about your acts in Forks and how your boyfriend, edward broke up with you. I feel really sorry for you. Then toi found him again in Volterra, Italy and toi started going out with him again. My opinion might not matter in this but I feel as if I should tell toi about this. I am afraid that toi might be a little bit obssessive....

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A real vampire

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HP World

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Source: LJ,tumblr,HP fans and Alessia @ FP

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Harry Potter WINS!!!

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Muggles vs. Non-vampires

posted by ilovereading

I was thinking about difference in Harry Potter and Twilight background and this is what I concluded. Enjoy!

Knowledge of magical beings not soo very far from their backyards
Harry Potter: As I can get from HP livres and The Tales of Beedle the Bard, wizarding world was known to Muggles, but because of witch hunt and victims of it in both sides, wizard decided to go underground and not to be commonly know to people. They don`t use spells in front of Muggles and if sombody does manage to discover their secret, they erase their memory.
However, there are exeptions. Families of Mugle-borns ofcourse...

harry meets edward

posted by june13

were are toi harry asked ron over here can't toi see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see toi it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.

hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for toi can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry

boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark

look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.

ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is

no am not but am in l’amour with a human girl

harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly

and that's the end of this fine story

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A Rant About Twilight And Harry Potter.

posted by Guste_LT

THIS IS JUST MY PERSONALL OPINION, FEEL FREE TO DISAGREE, THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK, NOT THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF TWILIGHT FANS. SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION!!!!!!

Thank you.

Just so toi know, this is a Twilight fan speaking.

Twilight may NOT be the best book ever, i didnt say that it was (keep that in mind), when i read it, i saw alot of flaws, like in breaking dawn, Meyer made it clear that vamps cant inject sperm, and yet, somehow Bella got pregnant. I've read this article par XDRoseLuvsHP, and i totaly agree. I believe that People like Twilight plus thatn HP because it...

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A Declaration Against the Twilight Saga

posted by PrincessVandal

For all of toi who don't know this, but I am an ex-Twilight fan. This my own personal opinion based on my personal experience with the series. For all of the Twilight fans who may be lire this right now, toi have been warned. So here I go:

When in the course of normal, non-brainwashed leader events, it becomes necessary to dissolve the addiction of the highly “popular” teen-craving novel which have been oppressive to the efforts to differentiate the normal and the abnormal fantaisie to which people, generally females, dreamed of, decent respect to the creativity based on the author's dream...