There is this girl, and her name is Danielle.
But, on Fanpop, she is known as RavenclawPride, and that is the name I shall use.
RavenclawPride was in her school one day, and everyone was talking about this new book, and how it was about to be adapted into a movie. Interested, she went to the nearest bookstore and bought the book, which was called Twilight.
She read it, and fell into the craze, getting merchandise for her birthday, talking about it in school everyday, and, when it was released, watched the movie.
To her, the movie was absolute crap. She decided to read the book again to make her feel better, and she saw that the book was bad too.
She read the sequels, hoping to see something better. New Moon was slightly better than its predecessor, so she decided to read the Eclipse too.
Eclipse was slightly better than the two before it. So she decided to read the last book, Breaking Dawn.
BREAKING DAWN WAS ABSOLUTE CRAP.
( I would talk about the movies, but I might end up ranting. So I won't. )
Anyway, the movies, Breaking Dawn, and all the crazy fans turned RavenclawPride anti.
Being an anti is tough in a class full of fans. She only had two Friends who were anti as well, and they stuck together.
She decided to re-read the Harry Potter series to make her feel better. The effect was instant, and now she is a Harry Potter fan again.
This only made situations worse.
Those two Friends also liked HP, and stuck par her, but liking HP and not Twilight kinda miffed some of her friends.
So RavenclawPride was searching Google, and found a forum called " 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight " on a website called Fanpop.
After lire all the pages ( it took a while ), she decided to rejoindre in.
RavenclawPride was welcomed in their conversation, and soon she joined in other things too. She made Friends on here.
And now we anti against Twilight together.
THE END.
But, on Fanpop, she is known as RavenclawPride, and that is the name I shall use.
RavenclawPride was in her school one day, and everyone was talking about this new book, and how it was about to be adapted into a movie. Interested, she went to the nearest bookstore and bought the book, which was called Twilight.
She read it, and fell into the craze, getting merchandise for her birthday, talking about it in school everyday, and, when it was released, watched the movie.
To her, the movie was absolute crap. She decided to read the book again to make her feel better, and she saw that the book was bad too.
She read the sequels, hoping to see something better. New Moon was slightly better than its predecessor, so she decided to read the Eclipse too.
Eclipse was slightly better than the two before it. So she decided to read the last book, Breaking Dawn.
BREAKING DAWN WAS ABSOLUTE CRAP.
( I would talk about the movies, but I might end up ranting. So I won't. )
Anyway, the movies, Breaking Dawn, and all the crazy fans turned RavenclawPride anti.
Being an anti is tough in a class full of fans. She only had two Friends who were anti as well, and they stuck together.
She decided to re-read the Harry Potter series to make her feel better. The effect was instant, and now she is a Harry Potter fan again.
This only made situations worse.
Those two Friends also liked HP, and stuck par her, but liking HP and not Twilight kinda miffed some of her friends.
So RavenclawPride was searching Google, and found a forum called " 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight " on a website called Fanpop.
After lire all the pages ( it took a while ), she decided to rejoindre in.
RavenclawPride was welcomed in their conversation, and soon she joined in other things too. She made Friends on here.
And now we anti against Twilight together.
THE END.
I found this when I randomly looked up "Twihard"
Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in l’amour with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."
Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"
Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."
Twihard: "How could toi say that?! I'm in l’amour with him!!"
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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in l’amour with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."
Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"
Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."
Twihard: "How could toi say that?! I'm in l’amour with him!!"
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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
1. Sparkles.
2. Lust.
3. Super-whiny Mary Sues
4. Renestard, err I mean, Renesmee.
5. Swan. (no, not just BELLA Swan! Don't forget the better Bella, BELLATRIX!!!)
6. Jacob (no, not Jacob BLACK, because the surname of Black is in HP too!)
7. plus of Romeo and Juliet.
8. Edwart, *cough*, Edward Cullen.
9. Rosalie Hale.
10. Jasper Hale.
11. Alice Cullen.
12. Emmett Cullen.
13. Vampire Baseball.
14. Thesaurus Rape.
15. Stephenie Meyer (The chienne who wrote it all)
16. The Volturi.
17. Tyler's Van.
18. Imprinting.
19. Rated R-ness.
20. Unreal werewolves.
21. Horrible vampires.
That's all I got. So, there's 21, so what if that's kind of a whole lot? HP has Severus Snape! Beat that, Toilet!
2. Lust.
3. Super-whiny Mary Sues
4. Renestard, err I mean, Renesmee.
5. Swan. (no, not just BELLA Swan! Don't forget the better Bella, BELLATRIX!!!)
6. Jacob (no, not Jacob BLACK, because the surname of Black is in HP too!)
7. plus of Romeo and Juliet.
8. Edwart, *cough*, Edward Cullen.
9. Rosalie Hale.
10. Jasper Hale.
11. Alice Cullen.
12. Emmett Cullen.
13. Vampire Baseball.
14. Thesaurus Rape.
15. Stephenie Meyer (The chienne who wrote it all)
16. The Volturi.
17. Tyler's Van.
18. Imprinting.
19. Rated R-ness.
20. Unreal werewolves.
21. Horrible vampires.
That's all I got. So, there's 21, so what if that's kind of a whole lot? HP has Severus Snape! Beat that, Toilet!
Okay, so Is anyone else as tired of the Twilight vs. HP argument? Well, I personally prefer Twilight, but Harry Potter is also very good. I think that people should just shut the hell up over it! Every once in a while, someone will talk badly about Twilight and I will defend it, but it is still ridiculous to argue over such nonsense.
-Isabella
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-Isabella
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