Harry Potter vs Twilight Article: 132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

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132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

posted by AprilCandy42

WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. vampires that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters.
28. Less obsessive fans.
29. Buckbeak.
30. Nifflers.
31. Boggarts.
32. Azkaban.
33. Dementors.
34. Good instrumental music.
35. Luna Lovegood.
36. Neville Longbottom.
37. Awesome antagonists.
38. Adventure.
39. REAL love.
40. A boyfriend who doesn't stalk his girlfriend.
41. Albus Dumbledore.
42. Hagrid.
43. Gryffindor.
44. Hufflepuff.
45. Ravenclaw.
46. Slytherin.
47. Minerva McGonagall.
48. Unique names.
49. Remus Lupin.
50. Sirius Black.
51. James Potter.
52. Peter Pettrigrew.
53. Horcruxes.
54. Wizard Rock.
55. The Yule Ball.
56. Good subjects.
57. Animagus.
58. The word "Muggle".
59. The word "Squib".
60. The Hogwarts Express.
61. The Ministry of Magic.
62. Logic (added par sapphire007)
63. Butterbeer.
64. Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.
65. chocolat Frogs.
66. Beauxbatons.
67. Durmstrang.
68. Owls that are bowls of win. (added par potterandtdi)
69. Interesting Characters. (added par Lily_Lestrange)
70. A Very Potter Musical. (added par Mrs-Grint)
71. Potter Puppet Pals.
72. A theme park. (added par Lily_Lestrange)
73. A butt-kicking Time Turner (added par TeamSiriusBlack)
74. Lily Potter (added par bonniefan5)
75. Real friends.
76. Dragons.
77. Xenophilius Lovegood.
78. The Burrow.
79. House Cup.
80. Quidditch Cup.
81. Quirrel.
82. Aberforth.
83. Slughorn.
84. Flitwick.
85. Patronuses.
86. O.W.L.s
87. Prefects.
88. Moral fiber X3
89. Goblet of Fire.
90. no plot holes.
91. Invisibility cloak.
92. Ressurection Stone.
93. Death Stick.
94. Unique animals.
95. moving stairs.
96. moving pictures.
97. Talking portraits.
98. Secret passages! (75-98 added par TeamSiriusBlack)
99. moaning mertle
100. sirènes
101. death eaters
102. digon alley
103. knockturn alley
104. professor trelawneylol
105. me!!!!!!
106. hagrid
107. snakes
108. wizarding war
109. nargles
110. wrackspurts
111. fuge
112. therpharls
113. stan shunpike
114. mad eye moody
115. department of mysteries
116. a beautiful château
117. the night bus MDR
118. daily prohet
119. rita skeeter
120. cedric diggory ha ha we have rob too
121. horuxes
122. philosophers stone
123. a chamber of secrtects
124. Tonks
125. centaur
126. feasts
127. pensive
128. the malfoys
129. quirrlle
130. dudley
131. hogsmead (99-131 added par helenacrazy)
132. Honeydukes (added par Lily_Lestrange)

Feel free to add any. This is just my opinion :))

(WOO! plus than a hundred! I added pictures to celebrate!)

Look at the bottom right.

Imagine Edward's pants were the ones being burned

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AprilCandy42 Thanks, Vicky! I <3 WROCK!!!!!!!!!

Lily_Lestrange Interesting characters. I can't remember any of those in Twilight.

bubbly_making wow, this is awesome!!!!

potterandtdi They don't have... OWLS THAT ARE BOWLS OF WIN!

ABDCFan- Your welcome Margot! :D

Mrs-Grint Oooh! Ooh! What about A Very Potter Musical? Twilight doesn't have that! I just KNEW that plot would be first one this list, I just KNEW IT. :) Great article!

AprilCandy42 Blimey, I forgot a lot of things. Stupid Memory. XD

Lily_Lestrange A theme park! Harry Potter has a theme park.

TeamSiriusBlack Twilight doesn't have a lot of things, like a butt kicking Time Turner. Edit: Woot! You added it! :D!

bonniefan5 nice bbe but what about lily potter

AprilCandy42 I hope this reaches 100 :)

Lily_Lestrange Unicorns x3

zanhar1 yay bellatrix :3

TeamSiriusBlack Real friends. Dragons. Xenophilius Lovegood. The Burrow. House Cup. Quidditch Cup. Quirrel. Aberforth. Slughorn. Flitwick. Patronuses. O.W.L.s Prefects. Moral fiber X3 Goblet of Fire. no plot holes. Invisibility cloak. Ressurection Stone. Death Stick. Unique animals. Wrock. Ministry of Magic. moving stairs. moving pictures. Talking portraits. Secret passages!

helenacrazy moaning mertle mermaids a triwizard tornament voldermort death eaters digon alley knockturn alley professor trelawneylol harry me!!!!!! hagrid snakes dumbledore wizarding war bellatrix!!! nargles wrackspurts fuge therpharls stan shunpike sirius black mrs weasly mr weasly mad eye moody order of the phoneix dumbledores army department of mysteries a beautiful castle howarts express the night bus lol luna lovegood!!! daily prohet rita skeeter cedric diggory ha ha we have rob too horuxes philosophers stone a chamber of secrtects lupin tonks azkban wands owls centaur feasts yule ball pensive the malfoys quirrlle dudley hogsmead hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry!!!!!!

AprilCandy42 LOL I just edited it. I didn't put the some of the things that were added because they were already given.

AprilCandy42 WOO! More than a hundred! CONGRATULATIONS!

Lily_Lestrange If your still doing this.. Honeydukes :3?

sleazy_weasley Awesome article, very, very awesome indeed. :D

HecateA love it! (but its sort-of obvious Twilight doesn't have all the characters no? Do you mean character traits of those characters) Anywyas, I love the article! -more then 2 cliques (Bella and vampires vs popular clique) -special transportation (BAM apparation) -Quiditch! -variety

hrrypttrfn328 I have a few to add to the list, even though it has been out for quite a while: J.K. Rowling love Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Fantastic Beasts (and where to find them) Quidditch Through the Ages Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry Potter and the Deathly HallowsThe Tales of Beedle the Bard :)

HaleyDewit A Very Potter Sequel Actors that can actually act (though that's about the movies) The Weasly Clock Fluffy Spells Potions Villains that are no sissys The Weird Sisters Flying cars Three books more than Twilight has A better soundtrack Portkeys Floo Powder Character depth

RavenclawRocks Red Vines!

youknowit101 Wtf? Harry Potter didn't teach us Edward Jacob Forks, Washington Quilutes Shape Shifters Breaking Dawn Human vampire hybrids Volvos Rosalie Alice Laundry Prom dressed St. Marcus day My list is just as lame as this one.

StarKidWeasley I was crying from laughing so hard at the picture form GOB with Fred and George.