fanpop Plays proudly presents: Voltaire's Revenge

Starring:
Kendall A. Tailfin as Steve
Spongebob Squarepants as Sherlock Squarepants
Jake Long as Mr. Travis
Ke$ha Rose Sebert as Mrs. Travis
Patrick étoile, star as Baby Junior
Ariana Grande as Cat Valentine
Gumball Watterson as Josh the arcade manager
Dr Francis Blowhole as Voltaire

Everyone takes their seats in the theater. Lights go out.
Steve comes out
Steve: Oh, hi there! How's everyone doing today? Good? Yeah me too! My name is Steve. It's summer vacation and I am on my way to the arcade! Who here likes pinball? Yeah me too! I am such a pinball geek! My...

The trio approached the cell, seeing the prisoner inside sitting down with a smirk on his face, almost as if waiting for them. 

"Hey, James!! We got this group of penguins here who want to ask toi a few questions, don't toi dare try anything stupid ou you'll be going into solitary confinement for the rest of your days, understood?" asked the Deputy, as he unlocked the cell door. 

James nodded, without a word. Hannah, Lilly, and Skipper walked in, the latter placing Lilly's suspect folder on a table. Hannah then began their interrogation. Picking up a copy of the .jpeg file she received earlier...

"We can most certainly say he has covered a lot of ground, and that whoever it is, left toi this," a dit the investigator, handing Hannah a small card. 

"I'm Coming Back," she read. 

Hannah flipped it and saw nothing else written on it. Except she noticed small symbols on the haut, retour au début right that seemed odd. 

"Hmm... What can these represent.." she asked herself. 

The first symbol was a simple delta, but it seemed to be inverted, possibly to represent its opposite. The seconde and third symbols were very similar, but they were slightly different par looking with plus scrutiny, both were the symbol of...

It was a dark, quiet night, plus than perfectly pitch-black above the city. The dazzle of neon signs and LEDs flashing to near seizure-inducing. Signs like the golden arches of a "McDonald's" ou the orange and white striped slanted rooftops of a "Whataburger", ou better yet, "King Dewey's Dugout". Commercialism and fattening hundred-dollar-cigar-rolling business seemed to dominate this big stinkin' city. However, it was much plus than that. This was Fort Grumley, boasting as the largest city in the world, capital of Antarctica, the land at the bottom of the world, how is this possible? It's...

(This contains strong language, but it's censored. Viewer discretion is still advised. For 13+)

Madi: 14
Cam: 15

Cam's mouth dropped open.

"You have an ex-boyfriend?!" Cam asked, beyond surprised.

"No, I have a pet goldfish calling me. Of course I have an ex-boyfriend!" Madi shouted. "That little mother******."

"Madi! Language!" Cam said. Madi laughed.

"Oh please! toi think that's bad, toi should have seen our fights!" She said. "He dropped a couple of 'C' bombs. And I dropped a LOT of 'F' bombs as well." She laughed nervously.

"Why did he dump you?" Cam asked. Madi cracked up laughing.

"Oh...

As the group pursued the thief further into the woods, Emma stared around at the people who remained in the clearing and sighed. Her attention was caught par Kowalski who tapped her on the shoulder.

"Ashley's got a broken flipper and a few crushed ribs, but he should be fine if he doesn't engage in any action, and rests." Kowalski explained. Emma looked at the young penguin, who was now sleeping soundly, and sat down beside him, patting his head gently.

"If I ever see that Derek guy again, I'll snap his neck." She said, a look of anger crossing her face. "Do toi think the joint, joint d’étanchéité things hired him?"...

(A/N: I messed up on the last chapter: it was supposed to be Part 3-Chapter 2. Sorry about the confusion.)

Chapter 3
The penguins reached the party and they were all dressed up. Madi was wearing a short black dress with black high heels. Her eyelashes were smoky, black, and long.

"I can't barely recognize you!" Private said.

"Good, cause that's the point. But I have to say, toi guys look GREAT!" Madi said. The guys were all wearing matching black tuxedos with red ties.

"You have good taste. Well, here are your weapons." Madi said. She took out some red pistolets and gave them to Skipper, Kowalski,...

Skipper's Family - Chpt.2 Flirting, secrets & skilene.
Fan fiction par Random-Partier posté 20 hours ago    

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Once they got inside, Sky dropped Skipper on to the stone floor somewhat carelessly. "Ah-Ug!" screamed Skipper as his body made contact with the floor.
"Hahahahahaha! Sucker! Hahahaha-WAH!" shrieked Emily as she too got dropped to the floor. Skippers team and family were about to help them up when Voilet, Skippers other sister, used her 'black magic' to lavetate them back on to there feet. Everyone (A/N: Exept for Skipper and his family,) looked at her in astonishment.

Voilet...

Chapter 8
"What are toi doing here?" Madi asked. Cam smiled.

"You look gorgeous in the sun, Madi!" Cam said. Oh God no, Madi thought.

"Who's this?" Skipper asked.

"That's Cam, my partner." Madi said.

"What is he doing here?"

"I'm here to save Madi!" Cam a dit happily.

"What?!" Madi exclaimed, "But I can take care of myself!"

"Of course toi think that! But why don't toi ditch the tough girl image and go for the gorgeous girl image?" That sent Madi over the edge.

"Are toi saying I'm not pretty?" Madi asked, exasperated.

"Duh! What, are toi going for the idiot girl image too?" Cam asked coldly....

(Sorry I took so long with this, I was so busy at school and I had 5 pieces of homework on Friday. >.<)

Ashley ran through the forest and abruptly stopped, nearly making the others run into him.

"This must be it." He whispered, pointing to a large, grey structure, about 20 meters in front of them.

"It sure is." A familiar voice from the bushes agreed. Ashley screeched in surprise and nearly fell over as Skipper walked out of the bush.

"S- sir, what are toi doing here?" Ashley asked nervously, remembering his orders to stay at the HQ.

"Well, I realised that toi stowed away with the others,...

Skipper: ... And Lucile? Who was that guy?!
Lucile(nervously): Just an old enemy.
Skipper: Private. Lie detector, please.
Private handed it to Skipper.
Skipper: She's lying!
Lucile: Fine! He's my ex-boyfriend from high-school. But please don't tell Gallis.
Gallis comes out of the plane
Gallis: Tell me what?
Lucile: Tell toi that ... Oh, look! An Archeopteryx!
Gallis: Cool! Gimme the camera! Gimme the camera!
Lucile: Good thing he gets so easily distracted.

Emma: Now let's fix the plane. Well start par fixing up the hole in the fuel tank.
Kowalski: Okay, Lucile and Gallis, go get a big piece of metal from...

The suivant jour Kiva woke up, and looked around in confusion.

"Where am I?" She wondered, glancing at the trees around her. "And plus importantly, what happened?" She stood up looked thoughtful. "Ok, so even though I'm lost, I still need to find Emma even if I'm far away." She said, beginning to walk in a aléatoire direction, hoping to find her friend, ou the others.

Meanwhile Ashley had woke up like a shot and quickly shook his feathers, drying them after last nights storm.

"C'mon guys get up we need to find Kiva and Emma." He told them, tapping his foot impatiently. Kowalski woke up and glanced...

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Verse 1
Young Private has a cœur, coeur of gold,
Trying to find out why the world's so cold.
Why both his folks are who knows where
Even Uncle Nigel was barely even there
Helping others was his goal to achieve
To all the other birds, he seems naiive
Using rainbows to wipe away tears
In order to hopefully sugarcoat fear.
Accused of being weak, he is told to get strong,
Even though he says fighting's just dead wrong.
People accuse him to possess stupidity
Forcing him as interior snippity.
Private's now La Reine des Neiges on a path on his own
Trying to separate hell and home
No other choice but to...

A short way into the group's journey, Emma piped up.

"Where in Alaska is this antidote exactly? And how long will it take to get there?" She asked curiously.

"The antidote could be anywhere, and at Blake's current driving speed, it could take days." Kowalski replied, glancing at Blake. Blake blushed, then began to speed up. "Now it should only a take an heure ou so." Kowalski added.

"That's good then." Emma remarked cheerfully. She glanced out of the window, noticing it was getting dark outside.

How strange, it's too early for it to be getting darker. She thought, feeling puzzled. Kowalski noticed...

I knew this was going to happen....I just knew it. *facepalms*

Just so toi know...I'm gonna put the rating at T ou M just to be safe. Cause...Well...You'll see.

Prussia: Kesesesesese~ I'm totally getting my cookies!

Me: No toi are not!

Prussia: Then can I have the reader's vital regions~?

Me: Nein, but toi can have mine.

Prussia: Okay that works. Kesesesese~ *slings me over his shoulder*

Me: Wait...If toi do that then toi aren't getting any cookies! Wait till I'm done verdammit!

Prussia: Nope~

Me: *says very quickly* Penguins of Madagascar and Hetalia do not belong to me. They belong to their rightful...

“But I doubt he even has the brains to come up with a plan like that... I mean, the commissioner is his main rival, so he probably wouldn't attack us any- Wah!” Before she knew it, Lexii found herself flat on her face.
“You OK?” Hybrid asked trying not to smile.
“Stupid floorboard...” Lexii cursed under her breath.
“Floorboard?... There's nothing but concrete here” Hybrid looked as puzzled as Lexii. “You probably just tripped over your own feet”
“I know what happened! Something tripped me!” Lexii protested, folding her arms.
“... Maybe it was a rat?” Hybrid suggested....

Amber's jaw dropped in disbelief as Lexii, Bandit and Emma rolled up in feu red mini cooper onto the herbe verge beside the pond.
"You cannot be serious" She scoffed, approaching the vehicle.
Perhaps it was because it was unexpected, ou that the car was in such a sorry state that led to her judgment.
Both headlights were smashed, the left bulb was missing completely. A large scratch ran along the left side of the car whilst a large dent occupied the other. Along with that, she noted the door handle on the drivers door was missing. As to where it was? A complete mystery but of little concern.
Lexii...

Walking through the forest with only a flashlight, Victoria searched for a way out. She didn't like the surroundings, ou the cold breezes that sent chills down her spine. She had a feeling something was following her, and her feeling is correct. She walked around the forest for what seemed like hours. The breeze rustled the leaves from the trees above her, and the bushes beside her. "Of course I'm the one who chooses to waddle around the forest alone, and get lost... Why didn't I bring anyone with me... Ugh, I'm so stupid" Victoria a dit to herself, as she sighed. She heard a twig snap from...

(Now there will be a loup fight. :P)

"What have toi done...." The white loup walk closer to the big wolf, low her head to sniff him. He was still breathing, but not trying to get up. There was blood all over his neck and the back of his head, started dripping on the nearby grass. I stared down at him in shock. "I..... I can`t believe I did that.... I only wanted to teach what white one a lesson." I look at the white loup who was still staring down, but then she lift her head up, glares at me with her dark amber eyes staring right into my eyes. Then I suddenly see Black infront of me, has a...

The animaux made their way back to the HQ in silence, wondering what to do. Emma kept scratching her back, causing Kowalski to poke her flipper. She looked towards him.

"I'd strongly advise not scratching it." He told her, taking her flipper and holding it gently.

"But it's itchy." Emma protested, beginning to scratch with her other flipper. Kowalski stopped her and Emma sighed.

"You should only need these stitches in for about a week, then toi can take them out." He began. "But scratching will just irritate it." He explained. Emma grumbled under her breath, and Kowalski watched her with curiousity....