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What else could POSSIBLY go wrong?! a POM fanfiction part 5. Epilogue.....

posted by TheRatKing1

"You have not seen zhe last of Hans zhe Puffin!" the young Hans called out to Captain Blowhole, who just shrugged him off.

"No?<" called Skipper's voice" But then, how are we gonna do this, then?" and he appeared with a mackarel.
" there's only a short ammount of time left before the guards find out i escaped!"
"Let us dance, my frienemy, let us dance..." a dit Hans, and the fishfight began

We watched in scilence from the haut, retour au début of a building as they went at each other. Right, left right left right left up down swish slap! it was almost scary! Those two were the best of Friends not twenty minutes ago, and now, all because of Captain Blowhole, they were sworn enemies ( sorry FRIENEMEYS)
The wold would be much better off if the Blowhole's were gone for good. Just look at what his son did...er will do! But i dare not do anything. i don't want to change the past too much. the others were probably thinking the same thing. who knows what'd happen if we changed things in 1995? I wasn't born yet (1998), my parents were still planning their wedding ( Oct. 28th 1995). the entire future could be changed! Luckily, before we could do anything more, we appeared back in good old August 11th 2012.
We were shocked to see Hans himself walking up to us.
"oh, hello Skipper," he a dit adressing Tom McGrath, "I know i am the last bird toi would want to see now, but i wanted to apologize for my rudeness earlire when i gave toi the tape with my life';s story on it. I trust toi came back safely?"
he was about to answer when hans spotted us ' oh! Hello, i don't believe ve've met yet! Mein nam ist Hans"
I looked at him strangely ' how could toi say that! We met on my cousin's birthday!'
"vhen vas zhat?"
"July 26th. toi trried to help Blowhole take over the world again!"
"i have un alibi! i vas vith my mother in zhe Northshore Animal Hospital for a good four hours! Check zhe secutiry footage!"
"Then who was with toi guys?" asked CC
"It must've been his robot clone. Skipper had heard he escaped." a dit Kristen

Just then John Di Maggio waddled up to us, still disguised as Napoleon still disguised as Hans ( long story).
"You!": a dit Hans ' I haven't seen toi since Denmark vhen toi freaked us out! Vhy do toi look like me?"
"uh...uh I..."
"Vait un minute! Vhen vhe saw toi I assumed toi were a future me, but here I am, in 2012, NOT dressed as Napoleon Bonaparte, und NOT In Copenhagen with the rest of you!"
"Uhhh.... toi didn't see Anything!" a dit Tom as we left a confused Hans standing alone. we sped off to the HQ and took a long deserved rest.
THE END ( FOR NOW! MAWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!)

CuteCuddly LOL! Aweosmeness, Adam!

PC Part 3-Chapter 3

posted by starslight101

(A/N: I messed up on the last chapter: it was supposed to be Part 3-Chapter 2. Sorry about the confusion.)

Chapter 3
The penguins reached the party and they were all dressed up. Madi was wearing a short black dress with black high heels. Her eyelashes were smoky, black, and long.

"I can't barely recognize you!" Private said.

"Good, cause that's the point. But I have to say, toi guys look GREAT!" Madi said. The guys were all wearing matching black tuxedos with red ties.

"You have good taste. Well, here are your weapons." Madi said. She took out some red pistolets and gave them to Skipper, Kowalski,...

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Skippers Family - Chpt.2 Flirting, secrets and skilene

posted by Random-Partier

Skipper's Family - Chpt.2 Flirting, secrets & skilene.
Fan fiction par Random-Partier posté 20 hours ago

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Once they got inside, Sky dropped Skipper on to the stone floor somewhat carelessly. "Ah-Ug!" screamed Skipper as his body made contact with the floor.
"Hahahahahaha! Sucker! Hahahaha-WAH!" shrieked Emily as she too got dropped to the floor. Skippers team and family were about to help them up when Voilet, Skippers other sister, used her 'black magic' to lavetate them back on to there feet. Everyone (A/N: Exept for Skipper and his family,) looked at her in astonishment.

Voilet...

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PC Chapters 8, 9, and Epilogue

posted by starslight101

Chapter 8
"What are toi doing here?" Madi asked. Cam smiled.

"You look gorgeous in the sun, Madi!" Cam said. Oh God no, Madi thought.

"Who's this?" Skipper asked.

"That's Cam, my partner." Madi said.

"What is he doing here?"

"I'm here to save Madi!" Cam a dit happily.

"What?!" Madi exclaimed, "But I can take care of myself!"

"Of course toi think that! But why don't toi ditch the tough girl image and go for the gorgeous girl image?" That sent Madi over the edge.

"Are toi saying I'm not pretty?" Madi asked, exasperated.

"Duh! What, are toi going for the idiot girl image too?" Cam asked coldly....

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Last Mile of the Way: Chapter 8

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

(Sorry I took so long with this, I was so busy at school and I had 5 pieces of homework on Friday. >.<)

Ashley ran through the forest and abruptly stopped, nearly making the others run into him.

"This must be it." He whispered, pointing to a large, grey structure, about 20 meters in front of them.

"It sure is." A familiar voice from the bushes agreed. Ashley screeched in surprise and nearly fell over as Skipper walked out of the bush.

"S- sir, what are toi doing here?" Ashley asked nervously, remembering his orders to stay at the HQ.

"Well, I realised that toi stowed away with the others,...

Living dinosaurs! Chapter 15: The break-up

posted by sowem

Skipper: ... And Lucile? Who was that guy?!
Lucile(nervously): Just an old enemy.
Skipper: Private. Lie detector, please.
Private handed it to Skipper.
Skipper: She's lying!
Lucile: Fine! He's my ex-boyfriend from high-school. But please don't tell Gallis.
Gallis comes out of the plane
Gallis: Tell me what?
Lucile: Tell toi that ... Oh, look! An Archeopteryx!
Gallis: Cool! Gimme the camera! Gimme the camera!
Lucile: Good thing he gets so easily distracted.

Emma: Now let's fix the plane. Well start par fixing up the hole in the fuel tank.
Kowalski: Okay, Lucile and Gallis, go get a big piece of metal from...

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Last Mile of the Way: Chapter 6

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The suivant jour Kiva woke up, and looked around in confusion.

"Where am I?" She wondered, glancing at the trees around her. "And plus importantly, what happened?" She stood up looked thoughtful. "Ok, so even though I'm lost, I still need to find Emma even if I'm far away." She said, beginning to walk in a aléatoire direction, hoping to find her friend, ou the others.

Meanwhile Ashley had woke up like a shot and quickly shook his feathers, drying them after last nights storm.

"C'mon guys get up we need to find Kiva and Emma." He told them, tapping his foot impatiently. Kowalski woke up and glanced...

Black and White Run (parody of "Runaway Love")

posted by mostar1219

Here's the original song: link

Verse 1
Young Private has a cœur, coeur of gold,
Trying to find out why the world's so cold.
Why both his folks are who knows where
Even Uncle Nigel was barely even there
Helping others was his goal to achieve
To all the other birds, he seems naiive
Using rainbows to wipe away tears
In order to hopefully sugarcoat fear.
Accused of being weak, he is told to get strong,
Even though he says fighting's just dead wrong.
People accuse him to possess stupidity
Forcing him as interior snippity.
Private's now La Reine des Neiges on a path on his own
Trying to separate hell and home
No other choice but to...

Last Mile of the Way: Chapter 2

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

A short way into the group's journey, Emma piped up.

"Where in Alaska is this antidote exactly? And how long will it take to get there?" She asked curiously.

"The antidote could be anywhere, and at Blake's current driving speed, it could take days." Kowalski replied, glancing at Blake. Blake blushed, then began to speed up. "Now it should only a take an heure ou so." Kowalski added.

"That's good then." Emma remarked cheerfully. She glanced out of the window, noticing it was getting dark outside.

How strange, it's too early for it to be getting darker. She thought, feeling puzzled. Kowalski noticed...

Penguins of Hetalia Chapter Eins (One)!

posted by Rainbow_Cookie

I knew this was going to happen....I just knew it. *facepalms*

Just so toi know...I'm gonna put the rating at T ou M just to be safe. Cause...Well...You'll see.

Prussia: Kesesesesese~ I'm totally getting my cookies!

Me: No toi are not!

Prussia: Then can I have the reader's vital regions~?

Me: Nein, but toi can have mine.

Prussia: Okay that works. Kesesesese~ *slings me over his shoulder*

Me: Wait...If toi do that then toi aren't getting any cookies! Wait till I'm done verdammit!

Prussia: Nope~

Me: *says very quickly* Penguins of Madagascar and Hetalia do not belong to me. They belong to their rightful...

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The Dead Fall Faster: Chapter 5

posted by SgtSkipper

“But I doubt he even has the brains to come up with a plan like that... I mean, the commissioner is his main rival, so he probably wouldn't attack us any- Wah!” Before she knew it, Lexii found herself flat on her face.
“You OK?” Hybrid asked trying not to smile.
“Stupid floorboard...” Lexii cursed under her breath.
“Floorboard?... There's nothing but concrete here” Hybrid looked as puzzled as Lexii. “You probably just tripped over your own feet”
“I know what happened! Something tripped me!” Lexii protested, folding her arms.
“... Maybe it was a rat?” Hybrid suggested....

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The Dead Fall Faster: Chapter 3

posted by SgtSkipper

After finally managing to free Kaitlyn, everyone regrouped in what looked like the lobby downstairs to discuss further plans on renovating.
“There's a hole in the roof in that room upstairs” Tressa gestured at the roof, “That's why the wood was rotted, with damp”
“We'll just have to stick a bucket under it for now, it's getting too dark to be going outside” Emma sighed. “For now, we'll just have to fix everything indoors”
“It would help if we could see...” Amber replied.
“I'll see if I can find the switch” Lexii stumbled around in the dark.
“Agh!” Kaitlyn screamed abruptly....

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The Dead Fall Faster: Chapter 1

posted by SgtSkipper

Amber's jaw dropped in disbelief as Lexii, Bandit and Emma rolled up in feu red mini cooper onto the herbe verge beside the pond.
"You cannot be serious" She scoffed, approaching the vehicle.
Perhaps it was because it was unexpected, ou that the car was in such a sorry state that led to her judgment.
Both headlights were smashed, the left bulb was missing completely. A large scratch ran along the left side of the car whilst a large dent occupied the other. Along with that, she noted the door handle on the drivers door was missing. As to where it was? A complete mystery but of little concern.
Lexii...

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Running into SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDY

posted by XxRicoRocksxX

Walking through the forest with only a flashlight, Victoria searched for a way out. She didn't like the surroundings, ou the cold breezes that sent chills down her spine. She had a feeling something was following her, and her feeling is correct. She walked around the forest for what seemed like hours. The breeze rustled the leaves from the trees above her, and the bushes beside her. "Of course I'm the one who chooses to waddle around the forest alone, and get lost... Why didn't I bring anyone with me... Ugh, I'm so stupid" Victoria a dit to herself, as she sighed. She heard a twig snap from...

Kait`s journey as a ghost. Chapter 5 (part 2) Pack name Killers.

posted by Kait_Wolf

(Now there will be a loup fight. :P)

"What have toi done...." The white loup walk closer to the big wolf, low her head to sniff him. He was still breathing, but not trying to get up. There was blood all over his neck and the back of his head, started dripping on the nearby grass. I stared down at him in shock. "I..... I can`t believe I did that.... I only wanted to teach what white one a lesson." I look at the white loup who was still staring down, but then she lift her head up, glares at me with her dark amber eyes staring right into my eyes. Then I suddenly see Black infront of me, has a...

l’amour Crime: Chapter 23

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The animaux made their way back to the HQ in silence, wondering what to do. Emma kept scratching her back, causing Kowalski to poke her flipper. She looked towards him.

"I'd strongly advise not scratching it." He told her, taking her flipper and holding it gently.

"But it's itchy." Emma protested, beginning to scratch with her other flipper. Kowalski stopped her and Emma sighed.

"You should only need these stitches in for about a week, then toi can take them out." He began. "But scratching will just irritate it." He explained. Emma grumbled under her breath, and Kowalski watched her with curiousity....

l’amour Crime: Chapter 15

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Skipper hopped out of the lift into sub level 11, and Tia looked around curiously.

"Wow!" She exclaimed, gazing at all of the dark long aisles, which made up the sub level. It looked a bit like a supermarket, but the nicely coloured nourriture was replaced with weapons of all kind, some capable of mass destruction, and some barely able to harm a fly. Tia stared around, and noticed Skipper smiling warmly at her out of the corner of her eye. She blushed and looked at him shyly.

"So what did toi want to talk to me about?" He asked.

"Urm well......." Tia began, her cheeks flushing a little. Skipper took...

l’amour Crime: Chapter 14

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

A few weeks passed, and Emma still couldn't get anything on Tia, no matter how many nights she stayed up. Skipper and Tia were growing closer (as were Ashley and Ava), and she couldn't do anything to stop it. It disgusted her. The only thing keeping her from giving up was the help from Marlene and Kowalski. On the 28th of July, (Exactly 3 weeks since the Equa's had arrived) Emma crawled out of bed, and grumbled. Another uneventful night had gone, and she was really starting to miss her sleep. She trudged over, unable to stop her grumpy mood from showing.

"You ok lass?" Ashley asked in concern,...

Tip of The Blade - Prologue

posted by Imogen00

Prologue Cover -Duke-

Prologue : A Thief’s Redemption

"Hope toi like it in prison, 'cause that's where you're going to be for a long time..."

A loud crash rang throughout the whole building, followed par the blaring sound of the alarm. Duke groaned as he finally came to his senses, only for pain to shoot through his whole body. "What's going on..?" He cringed as he searched for the source. It was then that the vampire realized that the chandelier was on haut, retour au début of him, pinning him to the ground. Mustering whatever strength he had left he desperately tried to pull himself free but to no avail. His arms gave out as his...

l’amour Crime: Chapter 9

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Emma watched the new transfer out of the corner of her eye, as she tried not to frown in suspicion. She was becoming even plus sure that this was the villainous tyrant in disguise. She looked up at Kowalski who, judging par his expression, was thinking exactly the same thing.

"So what do toi do for fun around here?" Tia asked brightly.

"Well we all have our own hobbies, but we do other things like watch Tv, get snacks, train, and even have movie marathons." Skipper explained with a smile.

"That sounds like fun!" Tia exclaimed, her eyes glistening a bit. Skipper nodded in response, daring to...

l’amour Crime: Chapter 7

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Emma's woke up slowly, thinking about her nightmare last night. She looked around the HQ, her mind in the clouds.

I know they're never are, but I wish my nightmares were wrong sometimes, it's a right pain knowing something bad is coming. She thought, feeling exasperated. She sighed irritably and hopped out of her bunk. Ashley was already up, along with Skipper and Rico. Emma couldn't help but smile. This was probably the least crowded the HQ would be for weeks, and so she had to enjoy it while it lasted.

"Morning sis." Skipper greeted, sipping his trademark poisson coffee.

"Morning Skips." Emma...