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"Hey, where'd Hannah go?!" asked Kowalski. It was the very late morning, when everyone in Grénwölv camp realized she was missing. "I don't know, she's been gone since we finished training!!" a dit Jett. "So how do toi think she disappeared?" asked Skipper. "Maybe she went MIA ou AWOL," a dit Private. "Telow!! Do toi think toi ou any of your troops could find her?" asked Jett. "I do the best I can, Pilii!!! Zaroff!! Glostev!! Send in a chercher party, they all have to cover the area we're in, chercher all over if toi must!!" yelled Telow. The three men aforementioned then saluted and headed out to chercher the nearby landscape. "So how long would it take to find her Telow?" asked Lilly. "That depends, if she's ran ou walked out of here, if not, she might've been kidnapped," a dit Telow. "Good god how are we going to find her then?!" asked Jett. "Hey, calm it down soldier, we'll find her!! Just give it some time!!" a dit Skipper. "I hope we find her, otherwise she's been kidnapped par Damion, ou worse yet," a dit Jett in a concerned tone. "Hey Lilly, have toi told them yet?" asked Skipper. "Tell em what? That I'm pregnant?" asked Lilly. "You're pregnant?!" asked the group in unison. "Yes guys, heh, I've known for a week, don't feel too bothered par it please," a dit Lilly. "Then how will toi help us in the war?" asked Private. "Well, maybe she could tend to the wounded, cook, clean, one of those I gue-" a dit Kowalski. "NO!! she will not on my army!!" yelled Telow. "What are toi saying?" asked Lilly. "You WILL NOT degrade yourself as a woman!! toi will fight, toi won't do the simple and degrading task as a nurse!! toi will not COOK a SINGLE dish in this army!! toi will not clean up after our fucking mess!! toi will FIGHT!! For what is right!!" a dit Telow. "But she's pregnant!! She's helpless in the battlefield if she-" a dit Skipper. "No, enough mushy nonsense, can toi shoot?!" asked Telow to Lilly's face. "YES I CAN!!" yelled Lilly, saluting. "Excellante!! Can toi throw a bomb?!" asked Telow. "Perfectly pitched!!" a dit Lilly in obedience. "Can toi carry a flag in the midst of exploding shells and falling soldiers?!" asked Telow. "Yes sir!!" a dit Lilly. "GOOD!! Then toi shall fight!!" a dit Telow, applauding to Lilly.
"Thanks General Telow," a dit Lilly, smiling a bit at him. "Wait, Lilly, how are toi going to do all that and keep our unborn egg alive?" asked Skipper in concern. "I'll be fine Skippy, I'm not gonna go into extremely close combat, I'll be able to shoot enemy soldiers behind barracks and protect my belly from gunfire," a dit Lilly. "Alright, but what if they drop a bomb near you?" asked Skipper. "Kowalski made a bomb-proof shield controller, I'll carry it with me so that a force-field will emballage, wrap around me when I activate it to protect me," a dit Lilly. "Okay, just so long as neither of toi are hurt ou killed," a dit Skipper, smiling a bit. "Thanks for understanding Skippy," a dit Lilly. "Oh, and I do have, at least that is, one plus thing to say to you," a dit Skipper. "What is it love? I'd l’amour to hear it," a dit Lilly, smiling warmly at him. "Well, will you, will toi marr-" a dit Skipper, before he and Lilly disappeared from the sight and suddenly showed up in a different area. "Wait, w-where are we?!" asked Lilly. "I have no idea," a dit Skipper, worried. Lilly then heard that familiar laugh, a laugh that has haunted every nightmare she's had so far. They knew that anyplace was better than where they were right now, they were in Dr. Damion's lab, and there was no way they were going to escape, unless they formulated a very difficult plan. "Damion!! Why didn't I think you'd do this to us!!" yelled Lilly. Dr. Damion then appeared from the shadows, then came close to them. "I'm awfully sorry that toi had to appear on such extremely short notice, but I am glad to know that, what's this? Congratulations Miss Lilly on your new child coming, I do hope he ou she does come healthy, seeing that toi are as knocked up as a piece of beaten steak," a dit Dr. Damion. "Well thanks for that Damion, what the hell do toi want from us?!" asked Lilly.
"To, give your friend a little company, she will desperately need it," a dit Dr. Damion. "Hannah!! What the hell have toi done to her?!" yelled Lilly. "She had her alone time in isolation, and I had her, well, house-broken," a dit Dr. Damion with a charming smile. "Then why'd toi take me here also?!" asked Skipper. Dr. Damion then looked at him, in a sarcastic surprise. "Oh, my, how I haven't noticed this? General Rico, come here, we've got, a certain someone here!!" a dit Dr. Damion. "Who is it sir?" asked Rico with an enigmatic smile. "Welcome to my beloved establishment, Skipper. How many tales I've heard of you, toi were, formerly a brilliant soldier, fighting for the American army in the Chilean war," a dit Dr. Damion, pacing around in concentration. "What? No I wasn't, I was a plantation owner at Mars!!" a dit Skipper. "Haha, toi actually think toi were born in mars? Oh boy, that "Readiness Training" really wiped your mind!!" a dit Dr. Damion. "What are toi talking about?" asked Skipper. Dr. Damion then laughed, a bit loudly. "What did toi think was your childhood like? Your original memories!! toi had them, and I had endorsed that Readiness Training myself, since Earth was becoming apparently polluted and assassinated slowly, I know toi had original memories, and now, to break it to you, Miss Lilly," a dit Dr. Damion with a chuckle. "What are toi breaking to me toi sick cunt?!" asked Lilly. "That Casanova here, was already in a relationship, before they had assigned him for Readiness Training," a dit Dr. Damion. "Wait, no I wasn't!!" yelled Skipper defiantly. "Oh, how severe this is!! Let's take a look at the tapes then!!" a dit Dr. Damion, pulling down a screen and playing a projection onto it. Lilly and Skipper watched closely at the film, since escape was pointless at the moment. Lilly could clearly see Skipper with another woman, she was an loutre in fact, and Lilly then felt slightly hurt, but not hatred to Skipper, then she watched on, getting uncomfortable as she saw him Kiss this loutre a few times, and then hug her as well. Lilly then broke out into slight tears and Dr. Damion turned off the projection. "Now how is that for great proof there, Miss Lilly?" asked Dr. Damion with a chuckle.
"It's horrible, but it is undeniable," a dit Lilly between each tear fall. "See how l’amour can be so stupid at times? Why such a thing doesn't exist?" asked Dr. Damion. "No!! There is too l’amour in you!! It's been drained out of you, that's what happened to your love!!" yelled Skipper. "I never had it in my life, there was only loneliness, hatred, and passion. l’amour seemed to evade me at each turn, those sultry GIRLS mounting their affections towards me, they weren't true of course, and they had me at my possible wits end. They ruined all chances to l’amour for me. FILTHY WHORES THEY WERE!!!" yelled Dr. Damion, pounding his fist on a single wooden column and bent it slightly in half. "Why didnt toi just try again? There are billions of poisson in the sea," a dit Skipper, comforting Lilly. "Thing is, soldier, I catch these poisson and I EAT THEM, I never release them, ou keep them in my accueil alive," a dit Dr. Damion, hinting his cannibalistic cravings. "Then why don't toi just stop being mad at the world? Instead, mad at yourself," a dit Skipper with some hint of malice. "Mad? At myself? Why should I be, when life is beautiful as it is for me, the world deserves nothing, only to carry on as another, stupid, speck, in the universe," a dit Dr. Damion, "And now, toi will rejoindre the scum on this earth, tonight, and suffer greatly at your own costs."
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Tressa returned to her cage at morning.

Smarty: (worried): Are toi OK?
Tressa: (happy) Yeah. Actually I have never been so happy! I found the map!
Smarty: OMG! toi know what it means? We are going to escape! I didn’t want to sound like a little girl but “YAY!” We did it! We really, really did it!
Amy: Am I in?
Tressa: Of course toi are in, Amy! We’ll escape together!
Amy: *realizes Jane* Can Jane rejoindre us?
Smarty: (angry) ENOUGH ALREADY! We are working on escape plans plus than 5 years with Tressa. Suddenly you, Amy came and be part of our plan. Now Jane? It’s getting harder and plus dangerous!...
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