Jacob: I l’amour her *pulls her arm*
Edward:but I l’amour her plus *pulls her arm harder*
Bella:ow that hurts ya know. *winces*
Edward and jacob: SHUT UP BITCH!
Bella:well ya know what If youz are gonnae be like this then a dinnae want tae be wae either ae ye so FUCK OFF!
Edward: I am soo sorry bella please forgive me... if yoo don't a wull go tae the volturi and ask to die.
Bella: I am gonnae claque, smack seven shades of shit out of toi toi sonovabitch- your dead toi hear me dead.
Jacob: bella wanna go have sex? toi are one fiiiiine peice of ass.
Bella yeah okay. *edward drops her arm like he has been tasered*...
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