Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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OK, this is my very first article - I have never written an article for fanpop before. It's a poor excuse if this turns out to be the poorest article ever submitted, but I'm going to use it anyway... please go easy on me xD. This is LONG, so ours with me, I appreciate it!

I have been wondering for some time now about Bella's vulnerability, state of mind, and global, ensemble mental well-being. New Moon, in the beginning, was my favourite book of the series, for two reasons: Jacob Black was instantly likeable and interesting, winning the titre of my favourite character, but also the black hole that Bella...
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As someone who liked vampires before the fad started I'm one of the many people who dislikes the Twilight vampires. And thinks they should be reclassified as pixies. ou that at least Zombie Bram Stoker should go have a serious talk with Stephenie Meyer about vampires... What do toi mean Bram Stoker hasn't risen as a zombie in protest to the Twilight vampires? Why don't toi go prove it? I'll wait...

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...They didn't come back, so I'm assuming Zombie Bram ate their brains. We'll have to carry on without them. Anyway, I must admit Meyerpires are an interpretation of the vampire myth I just don't...
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i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's favori cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are toi doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of favori books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are toi destroying my books?" he asked sternly...
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posted by JacobbBlackk
I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She a dit Jacob was beautiful once ou twice and called his new muscles impressive once ou that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain suivant to him. She thinks Jacob is too...
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I used to be a die-hard Twilight fan. (see my username. Damn I wish I'd chosen ANYTHING else sometimes.)

I still like the book in small doses now, and I even write fanfiction for it, but now I've looked critically at SMeyer's characters, and I think I realize what people are talking about when they say Bella cygne is a Mary Sue.

As a person who has seen it from both sides, I'd like to say that maybe Twilight fans didn't see Bella like that to begin with because she has so many "flaws".

I'm not really a mega-supporter of Bella's neediness. And I even, admittedly, wonder why she took Edward back after New Moon. Normal people with lives and better things to do would say, "Hell no am I taking toi back. toi left me crying in a forest, and toi think I'll just come running back to you? toi wanna commit suicide, go right ahead while I get the popcorn."

I still like Twilight. But maybe Bella cygne was kind of 2-Dimensional.
posted by anna0789
hi this is my first rant ever hope toi like it

im a twilight fan but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when toi first read the book toi have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in l’amour with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if toi concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters toi will realize the truth about bella that is

1)...
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Preface:
I have read all livres and seen the movies.
Most importantly, the fact that it’s fantaisie doesn’t excuse the themes and messages in the book. Fiction is merely a vehicle humans developed to communicate important lessons, values and philosophies. I am not claiming any of the implications I discuss were intentional on SMeyer’s part. Whether ou not the auteur ou readers are aware of it, though, the Twilight series communicates dangerous messages about what is acceptable ou admirable ou desirable.
Also, I highly recommend link. It’s long, but fascinating and deeper than the livres themselves....
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*A lot of people may here may freak out on me for asking this but I really need some help*

Okay, I have been wondering about this for such a long time. And now, I absolutely want an answer!!

I have been Team Switzerland since the end of New Moon. I really like both Edward and Jacob, and I have no huge problems with them. (Well, ok, there's one issue I have with both but it evens out the score and I am not getting into those). But after some point, I began to wonder...which team would I be on if I really had to choose? It soon became something important for me to know, and every time I see a...
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posted by OCFan123
salut there! So recently I just put a Bella and Jacob article, which I really enjoyed writing, and of course sharing my opinions. Some people have a dit they would want me to write a article here about Edward Cullen, so here it is! Hope toi enjoy it!
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Now, there's no way toi haven't heard of him. He is currently every girls dream boy, has the most fans on fanpop when it comes to character, and alos has a cult. Everyone loves him.
But my question is...why?
They say he's romantic, a gentleman. Really? So what if he uses chessy lines and says stuff like "You are my life now." ou "The lion fell in love...
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I came across the site 'My life is average' (link) where people send in aléatoire citations such as 'Today, my friend and I bought cake mix at the store. The cashier jokingly told us to bring him back some cake. We did. MLIA."
I curiously searched Edward Cullen and some pretty much hilarious results came up!

"Today, my 12-year-old Twilight obsessed little sister told me she wanted a life sized picture of Edward Cullen to put up on her wall. Since she's always telling me how much better Twilight is than Harry Potter, I decided to get her a life sized picture of Cedric Diggory instead. MLIA"

Not the funniest one there, but i've seen some that have made me literally crease. I would recommend looking some up if toi want a good laugh and hate the hype surrounding Twilight! :)
posted by Saritaswims
Well i read twilight saga and i got confused I was thinking of either smashing my head with the book ou the mur i mean come on who the f*** makes vampires sparkle! i mean unless toi want to give the image that there gay but there daring the oppisite sex.

Moving on anyway i have to compare Harry Potter Series vs. Twilight Saga Harry potter wins major. becuase twilight is just SO predictiable i mean common harry potter makes toi want to stay at the end of your chair becuase its awesome


any way twilight is an OK book and the twilight movie i have to say it suks. the livres are alright im just hoping that MIdnight sun is a million times better and also i know your gonna ask what team are toi on im just gonna say I really dont care its not real so why even bother but if i was a Twihard i would choose Team Buffy becuase i want those cullens except ALICE<CARSILE<AND ESME to be killed for good i mean where ta hell id buffy when toi nees her

i hope toi see my point PEACE
Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. plus credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells toi ou he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one ou not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...
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I'll never be an emo vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the vampires of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me ou canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human toi just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...
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posted by nuxi
{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella cygne is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility ou social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....
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posted by OCFan123
Hi there! This is my first article on the C.A.T spot, about my least favori character in twilight. Actually, my least favori character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight fans like her. She is a dit to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...
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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a question a bit il y a asking what bothers toi about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if toi haven’t had a certain talk with your...
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posted by OCFan123
AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an article about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of livres in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was lire a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...
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